MineFacts: Oh F*ck Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2024

ParentalPiggybacker

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Are you tired of living a privileged life and feeling like a leech? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world where you have to fend for yourself and earn everything you have! No more freebies from your parents, it’s time to be independent in the virtual world.

On our server, you’ll have to mine for your own resources, build your own shelter, and fight off mobs all on your own. No more relying on Dad to cook you breakfast or buy you a new laptop – it’s time to show your true skills in survival mode.

And if you’re feeling extra rebellious, come out as gay on our server and see how your virtual family reacts. Will they disown you like you fear your real family will? Or will they accept you for who you are and support you no matter what?

So come join our server and prove that you’re not just a leech, but a true Minecraft warrior ready to take on any challenge that comes your way. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even earn that new Mac laptop through your hard work and dedication in the game. It’s time to level up and show the world what you’re made of!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

RegretfulRide Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig with a saddle, or battling a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life. But be warned, the last player who tried to find it ended up getting lost in a maze of TNT traps set by a mischievous group of baby zombies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter in this wacky world.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NoWayInNebraskaMC

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Are you tired of boring old US states? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! We guarantee you’ll never have to set foot in that dreaded state again once you join us. Why waste your time in a state when you can explore our virtual world filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted chickens? Trust us, you’ll never look back once you experience the magic of our server. So say goodbye to that boring state and hello to the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Hurricane Control Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the mysterious llama uprising that is threatening to take over the entire server. These llamas are not your average farm animals – they are armed to the teeth with diamond swords and are ready to take down anyone who stands in their way.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have been plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the chickens. Yes, you heard that right – the chickens are the true rulers of this server and they will stop at nothing to maintain their power.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of chicken drama, then come join us on our server. Just remember, if you think people are controlling the hurricanes, you have lost the plot and need to log off immediately.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Zombie Dances:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Soccer Steve Plays Minecraft SMP

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Sure thing! Imagine this Minecraft SMP as the Champions League of servers. We’ve got players from all over the world competing in epic battles and building the most insane structures you’ve ever seen. Join us and become the Lionel Messi of Minecraft, scoring goals (or in this case, blocks) left and right. Trust me, you don’t want to be stuck on the bench for this one! So lace up your virtual cleats and get ready to kick some pixelated butt on the pitch… I mean, in the mines.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3183
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

NeverDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP

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Remember that time I accidentally tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft? Yeah, never again. But hey, if you want to join our crazy SMP, you can ride pigs off cliffs all day long! We’ve got a whole community of players who love to push the boundaries of Minecraft in the most ridiculous ways possible. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles with nothing but snowballs, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re looking for a wild ride (literally), come join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Emeralds Found:	4560
Void Armor Forged:	28	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

GenderGigglesMC

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting attacked by creepers all day? Well, on our server, the biggest surprise about the other gender is that they drop diamonds instead of flowers! That’s right, every time you encounter a player of the opposite gender, they will rain diamonds down on you like it’s nobody’s business. Join our server for a chance to become the richest player in all of Minecraft just by interacting with the opposite gender. Who knew that gender could be so profitable in the world of blocky adventures?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Pixel Fantasy Fun – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house! Legend has it that if you join this server, you’ll find treasures beyond your wildest dreams.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to magical creatures like flying pigs and talking sheep. You’ll never know what kind of wacky adventure you’ll stumble upon next. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy building competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the fun begin! Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run the other way. Trust me on this one.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

$$$ Minecraft SMP Xperience

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🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where even the most random decisions can lead to insane riches! Picture this: you join our server in November 2023, just casually throwing in .1 ETH because some meme shiller on Twitter told you to. You completely forget about it, only to check back yesterday and find out that .1 ETH has magically turned into 3.8 ETH! 🤑

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a treasure trove of wacky adventures and unexpected surprises. Who knows what other crazy memes will explode next? Join us for a rollercoaster ride of memes, madness, and Minecraft mayhem. Don’t miss out on the chance to turn your virtual coins into virtual riches – join now and let the chaos begin! 🚀💰 #ToTheMoonAndBeyond

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	7904
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

ZombieStepBroBabyName

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle family drama in the most epic way possible! Join us as we navigate the treacherous waters of baby naming and step brother drama.

Picture this: a pregnant player (27F) and her husband (30M) are expecting a baby girl, but oh no, their baby’s middle name is causing chaos! The husband’s sweet grandmother is on her last legs, so they decide to honor her by giving their daughter her name. But wait, plot twist – the husband’s grandmother and the player’s step brother (who is trans) share the same birth name! Cue the drama!

The step brother goes berserk at the mere mention of his dead name, claiming everyone is out to get him. He demands the name be banished from existence, even though it’s as common as dirt. The player and her husband try to compromise by making it the baby’s middle name, but the step brother loses his marbles.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, passive-aggressive comments, and family feuds! Will the step brother come to terms with the baby’s middle name? Will the player and her husband survive the drama? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

NoSexForSMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is you have to give up sex to join! But don’t worry, we have plenty of other things to keep you entertained, like building giant statues of chickens, organizing epic llama races, and battling the Ender Dragon while riding pigs.

Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous challenges, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Who needs sex when you have a world full of blocky wonders waiting to be explored? So leave your hormones at the door and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

BandCraft: Live Show Wars

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the party? Well, look no further because our server is like a rock concert on steroids! Imagine if the band playing was a group of pixelated pigs jamming out to some sick beats. That’s the kind of energy you’ll find here. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, dancing villagers, and maybe even a surprise appearance from Notch himself! So come on down and experience the most epic live show in Minecraft history. You won’t want to miss it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Towns Built:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	412	Divine Spears Created:	26

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BankruptBlock Minecraft Server

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join this minecraft server or u will go bankrupt like those 163 firms in japan!!! we got so many players u will never have a staff shortage, unless u count all the zombies and creepers running around lol. come join us and build ur own empire before it goes bankrupt like those poor japanese companies. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

NaziSaluteJailbreak

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so, like, u know what’s cooler than a convicted man? joining our minecraft server, duh! we got all the craziest stuff happening here, like, u can build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig, or u can battle a dragon with a diamond sword while riding a llama.

and get this, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of evil bunnies with laser eyes. u gotta be super sneaky to get past them, but if u do, u’ll be rewarded with all the diamonds and emeralds u could ever want.

plus, our community is the best, we have players from all over the world who are always down to team up and go on epic adventures. we even have our own language made up of only emojis, so if u can crack the code, u’ll be like a legend around here.

so come join us on our minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. trust us, u won’t regret it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9650
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Crops Grown:	2704	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

What is the IP for SSundee Minecraft Server?

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Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Void Gems Collected:	37
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7