MinedHype: The Server Where Your Diamonds Disappear and You Cry Yourself to Sleep Every Night

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Server IP	play.minedhype.com
Website	https://minedhype.com
Location	US WEST
Java Version	1.21.1
Bedrock Version	1.20.80 – 1.21.30

Our online web map has returned! https://map.minedhype.com/

Server Info/Rules: https://minedhype.com/minecraft

Map: https://map.minedhype.com/

Discord: https://discord.gg/Sb4dkkT

Shopping District: https://minedhype.com/shops

Player Statistics: https://stats.minedhype.com

Build Gallery: https://minedhype.com/builds

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can connect to the server IP play.minedhype.com using either Bedrock or Java versions of Minecraft.

Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

A: No, there’s no whitelist for the server. You can join directly and start playing.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?

A: No, the server is free of pay-to-win elements. It’s a fair and friendly environment for all players.

Q: Can I claim land to protect my builds?

A: Yes, you can claim land in both the Overworld and Nether to protect your builds. Claims won’t be reset.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Griefing is allowed in areas that are not claimed. Make sure to protect your builds by claiming your land.

Q: How can I set up a shop in the shopping district?

A: You can apply to have a shop in the public shopping district. Use the command /tpshop to teleport there and apply for a shop.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Divine Spears Created:	22
Dragon Eggs Found:	6469	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftyLifeChange

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Have you ever accidentally joined a Minecraft server and had your life changed forever? Well, get ready for the most epic spontaneous decision of your life! This server is like no other, with a community of players who have all been touched by the magical powers of the pixelated world.

Join us on this server and you might just find yourself embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been forged by the ancient Minecraft gods themselves. Or perhaps you’ll stumble upon a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who just want to trade emeralds for your useless junk.

But beware, for this server is also home to the notorious Ender Dragon Gang, a group of pixelated punks who will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds and leave you stranded in the Nether. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive their wrath.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and make the best spontaneous decision of your life! Who knows, you might just become the hero of this pixelated world and have your name forever etched in the annals of Minecraft history.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Emeralds Found:	9147

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

KimJongCraft

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LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR NORTH KOREA WILL SEND 10,000 SOLDIERS TO YOUR HOUSE! 😱😂

WE HAVE THE MOST EPIC BATTLES YOU’VE EVER SEEN, LIKE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIES WITH CARROTS 🥕 OR TROLLING YOUR FRIENDS BY TURNING THEIR HOUSES INTO GIANT TOILETS 🚽

ALSO, OUR MODS ARE LITERALLY UNICORNS WHO WILL GRANT YOU WISHES LIKE FLYING ON A PIG 🐷 OR TURNING INTO A CREEPER AND SCARING THE CRAP OUT OF EVERYONE 😈

JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF KIM JONG-UN’S ARMY OF CREEPER SOLDIERS! 😂🤣🤪

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SkyMineIL

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Min ski server with cool staff ranks chests unlock AFK areas and more!!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MinedHype: The Server Where Your Diamonds Disappear and You Cry Yourself to Sleep Every Night

Server IP	play.minedhype.com
Website	https://minedhype.com
Location	US WEST
Java Version	1.21.1
Bedrock Version	1.20.80 – 1.21.30

Our online web map has returned! https://map.minedhype.com/

Server Info/Rules: https://minedhype.com/minecraft

Map: https://map.minedhype.com/

Discord: https://discord.gg/Sb4dkkT

Shopping District: https://minedhype.com/shops

Player Statistics: https://stats.minedhype.com

Build Gallery: https://minedhype.com/builds

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can connect to the server IP play.minedhype.com using either Bedrock or Java versions of Minecraft.

Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

A: No, there’s no whitelist for the server. You can join directly and start playing.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?

A: No, the server is free of pay-to-win elements. It’s a fair and friendly environment for all players.

Q: Can I claim land to protect my builds?

A: Yes, you can claim land in both the Overworld and Nether to protect your builds. Claims won’t be reset.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Griefing is allowed in areas that are not claimed. Make sure to protect your builds by claiming your land.

Q: How can I set up a shop in the shopping district?

A: You can apply to have a shop in the public shopping district. Use the command /tpshop to teleport there and apply for a shop.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Void Armor Forged:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	38

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old openings? Look no further, because our server has the most epic and outrageous openings you’ve ever seen! Picture this: you spawn in the middle of a giant cake made entirely of diamonds, with pigs flying around wearing top hats. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or race against your friends on flying pigs through a maze of lava and obsidian. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out enchanted armor!

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can experience the insanity and hilarity of our server’s openings? Join now and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever seen before!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a Italy-Israel football match, and that’s saying something!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players, where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “GOOOAAALLL!” You’ll never know who to trust, just like the referees in that game.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama named Ronaldo who spits at anyone who gets too close. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be part of the most chaotic, thrilling, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – just like in a Italy-Israel football match!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Endless Night Skies:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP

acceptance, adulting, childhood memories, Coming of Age, emotional maturity, Evolving, facing reality, growing up, GrownUpGamer, Identity, learning experiences, Life Changes, maturing, Milestones, Minecraft, personal growth, realization, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, TRANSITION, turning point

Remember that time you accidentally set your house on fire in Minecraft because you thought lava would make a cool fireplace? Yeah, that was the moment you knew you were no longer a child. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace your inner child and encourage you to make even more questionable decisions.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less awkward family dinners. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and take your Minecraft skills to the next level, come join us and see just how far you can push the boundaries of sanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1395
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

TalentlessButCool

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to showcase your not-so-useful talents like juggling chickens, speaking in reverse, or reciting the alphabet backward while doing a handstand. We embrace all the weird and wonderful talents that make you, well, you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with our feathered friends in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that the chickens even help you mine diamonds if you can impress them with your best chicken impression.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama grooming or underwater basket weaving along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks

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So like, yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got da most lit adventures eva! Like, imagine walkin’ in da game, right? But instead of just walkin’ straight, u gotta take mad stops along da way to burn dem calories! It’s like a workout in da game, fam!

So like, u start walkin’ and den u gotta stop and do some crazy challenges to keep goin’. Like, maybe u gotta fight off a horde of zombie pigs or build a tower of llamas to reach da next level. It’s like a boot camp in da Minecraft world, but way more fun!

And get dis, u gotta use more energy to start walkin’ again after each stop, so u burn even more calories! It’s like a never-ending cycle of exercise and adventure, all in one epic server. So come join us and get ready to sweat in da most epic way possible!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Animals Bred:	113	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Crops Grown:	9579	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

TerraCrafts Survival

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Welcome to TerraCrafts! Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com Game: Minecraft Java Dive into a world of adventure, exploration, and survival in TerraCrafts, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Whether you’re a builder, an adventurer, or a fighter, our server has something for everyone. Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Tophat

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Welcome to Tophat Minecraft Server!

Join our vibrant community and experience thrilling gameplay in a unique BoxPvP environment! Whether you’re a veteran combatant or just starting your adventure, Tophat offers a dynamic arena where strategy and skill come together for epic battles.

Features: – BoxPvP Arena: Engage in fast-paced, action-packed matches where only the best emerge victorious.

– Tournaments: Participate in exciting tournaments with fantastic prizes and prove your worth against the best players.

– Community Events: Join in on our fun community events for a chance to win exclusive rewards and meet fellow players.

– Cross-Version Support: Play seamlessly across versions 1.8x-1.21x (with 1.20.1 as the main version).

Connect now at tophat.mysrv.us and become part of the Tophat members! Join our Discord server for the latest updates, announcements, and others

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Divine Spears Created:	22	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Tribe Thread Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a unique feature called “cock tribute requests and saves”! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the most epic and majestic cock statues you will ever see in Minecraft. Players can request their very own cock tribute to be built in their honor, or save their favorite cock creations for future generations to admire.

2. We have a secret underground cock fighting arena where players can battle it out with their feathered friends in intense PvP matches. The winner gets to claim the title of Cock Champion and earn exclusive rewards.

3. Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a giant cock who roams the land, terrorizing players who dare to challenge its might. Will you be brave enough to face this legendary creature and claim its treasure?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

KickOutCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world!

Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy stories, just like the time when a player’s sister-in-law kicked them out of their house in the game for no reason at all! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Build your own virtual house, take care of virtual kids, and deal with virtual gasslighting from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and intense? But hey, that’s what makes our server so unique and entertaining!

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises, drama, and unexpected twists, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world stays in our Minecraft world. 😉

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the power of the almighty Potato Cannon, a creation so revolutionary that it has single-handedly changed the course of history in our server.

Picture this: a group of players armed with nothing but potatoes and a dream, coming together to build the ultimate weapon of mass destruction. The Potato Cannon has the ability to launch potatoes at lightning speed, causing chaos and destruction wherever it goes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens. Together, they fight off hordes of evil mobs and protect our precious potato crops at all costs.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the power of the Potato Cannon and ride into battle on a giant chicken? Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous and entertaining server in the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
New Chunks Explored:	922305	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!