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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 8893 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Villages Defended: | 8 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!