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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 8025 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!