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Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 7529 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
Love Letters Sent: | 11 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!