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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 8225 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!