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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 7807 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Potions Brewed: | 74 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2546 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!