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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 1033 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Void Armor Forged: | 28 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Magic Items Found: | 5689 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 79 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!