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Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 3952 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8233 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Void Armor Forged: | 22 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Enchantments Applied: | 200 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!