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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 927 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 85 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 21 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
Crops Grown: | 3642 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 33 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!