MineCraftySlimming | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyAsianLove

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can lose your virginity to a cute Asian woman! That’s right, forget about building houses and fighting zombies, our server offers a whole new level of excitement. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with love, romance, and maybe even a little bit of blocky passion. Who knew Minecraft could be so steamy?

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

TechieCraft: Where Windows, Linux, MacOS, iPhone, and Android players unite in blocky bliss!

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Are you a true technology fan like me? Do you love Windows, Linux, MacOS, iPhone, and Android? If you don’t, then sorry, but you’re not invited to our Minecraft server! Why? Because our server is so technologically advanced that only the most hardcore tech enthusiasts can handle it.

Join us for epic battles where you can fight with iPhones and Androids instead of swords and pickaxes. Build your base using Windows and Linux machines, and defend it with the power of MacOS.

But beware, if you’re caught using outdated technology like a flip phone or a fax machine, you’ll be banished to the Stone Age (literally, we have a Stone Age dimension in our server).

So if you’re ready to geek out and game on with the coolest techies around, join our server now! Just make sure you bring your A-game and your latest gadgets, or you’ll be left in the dust.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PixelPants

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but dirt huts and basic mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

Join us on our server where the creepers wear top hats and the zombies breakdance instead of attacking you. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to challenge players to a dance-off!

But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win fabulous prizes like enchanted diamond armor and rare loot. And don’t even get us started on the llama rodeo events that happen every Saturday night!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just be sure to bring your dancing shoes and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wacky!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	264

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

LOLcraft: ‘EVERY TIME’ – Where every block break leads to a surprise!

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>Join our Minecraft server and escape the friendzone like a pro! >We have Emo girls who will notice your attraction and give you the cold shoulder just like in real life! >Experience the thrill of being stuck in an endless loop of small talk while building epic structures in the game. >Who needs a girlfriend when you can have a virtual Emo girl ignore you all day long? >Join now for a chance to level up your relationship skills and maybe even find love in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

The SMP SMP

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RANKS | ECONOMY | GIVEAWAYS | CHESTSHOPS | CUSTOM ITEMSVersion 1.20.4We have custom armor!!!!!!!!!!!We have daily rewards!!!!!!!!!!!!We do giveaways!!!!!!!!!!!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Crops Grown:	1826	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Prismarine Nations: Where you can fight, craft, and pretend you’re a medieval chef!

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Prismarine Nations Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Mostly vanilla worldbuilding server
Features	Limited admin intervention, lag-free server, fair staff decisions, player feedback-driven worldbuilding experience
Plugins	Towny, Mcmmo (Combat skills disabled), No E chests, Dynmap
Launch	Tomorrow! Join us on Discord to be a part of the journey

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. What is the server type?

The server is a mostly vanilla worldbuilding server, allowing players almost total freedom to create their own stories in the world.

2. What features does the server offer?

The server promises limited admin intervention, a lag-free experience, fair staff decisions, and a focus on player feedback to create the best worldbuilding experience in Minecraft.

3. What plugins are used on the server?

The server uses Towny, Mcmmo (with combat skills disabled), No E chests, and Dynmap for worldbuilding and quality of life improvements.

4. When is the server launching?

The server is opening tomorrow, so join us on Discord to be part of the worldbuilding journey from the beginning!

5. Where can I find the server’s Discord?

You can join the server’s Discord at https://discord.gg/BAJnxSa3By

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Crafty Chonk

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Fatty Danielle has been exposed! That’s right, we’ve got all the juicy gossip and drama you could ever want.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also get to participate in epic battles against giant mutant chickens, ride unicorns into battle, and even have dance parties with creepers. And did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	29

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Blocky Protection: Minecraft Server for Safe First Times

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as using a condom during sex? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wild and crazy Minecraft server where anything goes – just like going in raw!

Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re losing it in the best way possible. And don’t worry about getting anyone pregnant, because on our server, the only thing getting impregnated is your imagination!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride that will leave you wanting more. Who needs condoms when you have our insane Minecraft server to satisfy all your needs? Let’s make your first time on our server a memorable one – no protection required!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Towns Built:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

COBBLEMON: Minecraft’s 1.5 Modded Madness!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Cobblemon 1.5
Discord Link	Join Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How old is the server?	The server is only a day old.
What version is the Cobblemon?	The server is running Cobblemon 1.5 version.
Are there any planned tournaments?	Yes, tournaments are planned but require more members to participate.
How can I join the Discord server?	Click on the provided Discord link above to join the server.
Who can I contact for more information?	You can contact Migueiito26 on Discord for any inquiries.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Crafty Curry Clan

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us if you want to find out the answer to life’s biggest question – Do Indians really? We have a secret quest line where you have to hunt down the elusive Indian villagers who hold the key to this mysterious question. But be warned, they are sneaky and will do anything to keep their secrets safe!

But that’s not all, our server also has a special feature where every full moon, the cows on our server turn into dancing disco cows! Join us for the ultimate boogie night and watch those cows bust a move like never before. And if you’re lucky, you might even learn some new dance moves from them!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might just uncover the truth about Indians and have a blast with our dancing disco cows along the way!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

UnicornFartsCraft: Where Dreams Come True (But Not Really)

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can actually have things? Well, look no further because on our server, you will NEVER have anything! That’s right, no tools, no resources, just you and your bare hands against the world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-less Diamond Mine, where players can spend hours digging for diamonds that don’t exist. It’s the ultimate challenge for those who love a good treasure hunt (even if there’s no treasure to be found).

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to cuddle? That’s right, every night you’ll hear his ghostly hiss as he tries to sneak up on you for a spooky embrace. It’s like a jump scare and a hug all in one!

So come join us on our server where you will never have this, because who needs things anyway? It’s all about the experience, and we guarantee you’ll have a wild ride unlike any other Minecraft server out there.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MasterRealm: The Land of Misfit Creepers and Awkward Endermen

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Master Realm Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Endless Adventures	Dive into a custom world filled with exciting features like Slimefun, Skills, Items, and Lava Fishing.
Vibrant Community	Join an active Discord community where friendly faces await to assist you, regardless of your experience level.
Dynamic Challenges	Test your skills with a dynamic difficulty system that adjusts to your performance, providing challenges and rewards tailored to your skill level.
Forge Your Legend	Equip custom armor and enchantments to become a true master of the realm in a safe and fair environment.
Evolving World	Experience a server that is always growing with fresh content while preserving the launch theme.

Master Realm Minecraft Server FAQ

Q: How do I join the Master Realm Minecraft Server?

A: You can join the Java version using the IP: 51.81.23.95:25587 and the Bedrock version using 51.81.23.95 as the IP and 25587 as the port.

Q: What features can I expect in the custom world?

A: The custom world is filled with features like Slimefun, Skills, Items, and Lava Fishing for you to discover and explore.

Q: Is there a community aspect to the server?

A: Yes, there is an active Discord community where players of all experience levels are welcome to join and interact with each other.

Q: How does the dynamic difficulty system work?

A: The dynamic difficulty system adjusts to your performance, providing challenges and rewards tailored to your skill level as you progress in the game.

Q: Is the server environment fair and safe for all players?

A: Yes, there are no land claims allowed and no griefing permitted to ensure a safe and fair environment for all players.

Q: How often does the server introduce new content?

A: The server has a dedicated staff team that introduces fresh content while preserving the launch theme, ensuring that there are always new adventures waiting for you.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Crafty Karen’s Krazy Kingdom

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig while juggling diamonds, or see a chicken breakdance with a creeper. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical potions that will make you fly like a bat. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and zombies do the cha-cha.

So why didn’t she do it? Because she knew that our server is where the real adventure begins. Join us now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

FuryCraft: Punching Creepers with Predictions!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll experience more excitement than a 12-round boxing match between Ali and Frazier! We guarantee no knockdowns, no one getting rocked, and only jabs and clinches – just like a Minecraft battle royale! Why bother watching a pirated stream when you could be crafting and building your way to victory on our server? Join now for the ultimate virtual showdown!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CubeQuest: Where wooden swords and fresh meat mix in a duel to the finish!

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CubicQuest Minecraft Server

Welcome to CubicQuest, your new favorite Minecraft server!

Dive into a world of endless possibilities where your creativity is the limit.

From epic survival challenges to grand architectural feats, CubicQuest offers a unique and immersive gaming experience.

Join us today and embark on your greatest Minecraft adventure yet!

Server Details:

Platform	IP Address
Java	51.81.49.143:51002

PlanetMinecraft Page:

https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/qubicquest/

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server compatible with Minecraft Java Edition?	Yes, the server is compatible with Minecraft Java Edition.
What type of gameplay does CubicQuest offer?	CubicQuest offers various gameplay modes including survival challenges and creative building.
Are there any specific rules or guidelines for players?	Yes, players are expected to follow the server rules outlined in the server’s Discord channel.
Can players collaborate and build together on the server?	Yes, players can collaborate on projects and build together in the server’s multiplayer environment.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2