MineCraftyLoveHandles | New Minecraft Servers 2024

🌟🤣 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws at Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wedding-themed adventure that will have you questioning your life choices faster than you can say “I do”! 🎮💒

🤯 Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly your fiance (NPC of course) pops up out of nowhere and tells you to lose 10 pounds before the big day. What a plot twist! 😂💎

🙅‍♀️ But wait, there’s more! As you navigate through our server, you’ll encounter European vs American cultural clashes, body positivity battles, and screaming matches that make creepers look tame. It’s like reality TV, but with pixelated blocks! 📺🤪

💔 Will you choose to get over the drama and continue planning your pixelated wedding, or will you break off the engagement and start a new life with your trusty diamond sword by your side? The choice is yours, but either way, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes! 👰🤵‍♂️💥

Join now for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than a redstone contraption built by a toddler! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining! 😜🎉

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Enchantments Applied:	72
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Towns Built:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ores Mined:	3098
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2390
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Mines Excavated:	1471	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Ores Mined:	2980	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5751
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Crops Grown:	8978	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Towns Built:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Ores Mined:	2034	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Potions Brewed:	160

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.