MineCraftyLoveHandles | New Minecraft Servers 2024

🌟🤣 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws at Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wedding-themed adventure that will have you questioning your life choices faster than you can say “I do”! 🎮💒

🤯 Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly your fiance (NPC of course) pops up out of nowhere and tells you to lose 10 pounds before the big day. What a plot twist! 😂💎

🙅‍♀️ But wait, there’s more! As you navigate through our server, you’ll encounter European vs American cultural clashes, body positivity battles, and screaming matches that make creepers look tame. It’s like reality TV, but with pixelated blocks! 📺🤪

💔 Will you choose to get over the drama and continue planning your pixelated wedding, or will you break off the engagement and start a new life with your trusty diamond sword by your side? The choice is yours, but either way, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes! 👰🤵‍♂️💥

Join now for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than a redstone contraption built by a toddler! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining! 😜🎉

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Zombie Dances:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	132	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	32
Gods Slained:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Towns Built:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mines Excavated:	3250
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Potions Brewed:	111
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Divine Spears Created:	23
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mines Excavated:	3592	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.