MineCraftyLoveHandles | New Minecraft Servers 2024

🌟🤣 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws at Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wedding-themed adventure that will have you questioning your life choices faster than you can say “I do”! 🎮💒

🤯 Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly your fiance (NPC of course) pops up out of nowhere and tells you to lose 10 pounds before the big day. What a plot twist! 😂💎

🙅‍♀️ But wait, there’s more! As you navigate through our server, you’ll encounter European vs American cultural clashes, body positivity battles, and screaming matches that make creepers look tame. It’s like reality TV, but with pixelated blocks! 📺🤪

💔 Will you choose to get over the drama and continue planning your pixelated wedding, or will you break off the engagement and start a new life with your trusty diamond sword by your side? The choice is yours, but either way, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes! 👰🤵‍♂️💥

Join now for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than a redstone contraption built by a toddler! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining! 😜🎉

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Animals Bred:	35	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Magic Items Found:	5973	Dragon Eggs Found:	1484
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	39

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Potions Brewed:	124	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1954
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Mines Excavated:	4384	Alien Abductions:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Magic Items Found:	3791
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Villages Defended:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Emeralds Found:	558

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	243	Villages Defended:	12
Divine Spears Created:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Chimeras Created:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	New Chunks Explored:	228860
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.