MineCraftyLoveHandles | New Minecraft Servers 2024

🌟🤣 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws at Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wedding-themed adventure that will have you questioning your life choices faster than you can say “I do”! 🎮💒

🤯 Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly your fiance (NPC of course) pops up out of nowhere and tells you to lose 10 pounds before the big day. What a plot twist! 😂💎

🙅‍♀️ But wait, there’s more! As you navigate through our server, you’ll encounter European vs American cultural clashes, body positivity battles, and screaming matches that make creepers look tame. It’s like reality TV, but with pixelated blocks! 📺🤪

💔 Will you choose to get over the drama and continue planning your pixelated wedding, or will you break off the engagement and start a new life with your trusty diamond sword by your side? The choice is yours, but either way, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes! 👰🤵‍♂️💥

Join now for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than a redstone contraption built by a toddler! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining! 😜🎉

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Mines Excavated:	1584
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Crops Grown:	9051
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Runes Activated:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Farms Harvested:	427

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Love Letters Sent:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	5806

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

DemonsLand Season 3

Economy, LifeSteal

Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Divine Spears Created:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MCSugars

Economy, Survival

MCSugars is a survival server based on a diamond economy, with loads of cool features including land claims, pwarps, chest shops, crates, marriage and more

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MitoloskaSLO

Economy, Survival

Slovenian survival server because you start as a servant and can become a GOD! Come and join! more in the video: https://youtu.be/nIFqOfCyZBU

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	23

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

NiftySMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Love Letters Sent:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MythriaNET

Cross-Play, Economy

Mythria.NET – Your CityBuild network [1.8.x – 1.19.x]

__________________________________________________________________Welcome to Mythria.NET, Glad you found us here! Info: For voting you will receive a gift on our server.__________________________________________________________________

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

AxolotlSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the AxolotlSMP!We are a dedicated server that is willing to be the server that goes above and beyond to give you the true vanilla SMP experience. We have some of the most custom features that you will ever see!▪ 1. Dungeons: Enter the dungeons and slay the commanders of each dungeon and earn loot along the way ▪ 2. Vanilla Gameplay: We’re bringing Vanilla back! Play your favorite game Minecraft but with additional twists and more! ▪ 3. Weekly Events: We have fun, engaging and exciting gameplay every single week! You’ll never get bored! ▪ 4. Storyline: Join and expierence an ongoing storyline. Meet new characters and new locations! ▪ 5. Custom Structures: Find large castles in the wild and loot them or make it your base! ▪ 6. Balanced Economy: Our economy is built to last! Years of experience ensuring that you’ll have fun! ▪ 6. Professional Staff: Our staff members are the best. No more abuse or unfair treatment! ▪ 7. Custom Everything: Everything is made by our team! Our plugins, artwork, builds, and models are all custom!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Falling into the Void:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ShatteredVanilla

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, Survival

ShatteredVanilla is a awesome server with multiple gamemodes such survival, hardcore gamemode coming soon, and more awesome gamemodes! we have awesome developers and staff to make your gameplay awesome. We have a cool discord where we host giveaways and events! We even host weekly crystal, sword, pot, cart, and elytra pvp events weekly too! This is a awesome server to meet new friends team up and make server ruling empires to try get ready for the end event every 4 months. We have cool ranks, insane builds, good pvp, and a awesome community for you to play with.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Ores Mined:	736	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Dimension Hops:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftyMynes

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Join us at CraftyMynes, We are a 100 percent Vanilla Server with great staff and Strong Community! Using all the newest features of Minecraft we have created an exceptional survival experience with TP/SetHome, arenas, parkour, and serverAI.Raiding and Griefing are: Allowed! Mob Griefing is: Enabled!Play on our Server: myne.fun Check out our Forum: https://forum.craftymynes.comWe always use the best hardware with many optimizations: Ryzen 7 5800X Watercooled 64GB ECC RAM 2TB NVMe RAID 1.0Gbps

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Love Letters Sent:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mines Excavated:	1502

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CrafterLife

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

You are dead. WHAT? Yes, I know it’s shocking to us as well, but you are dead. HOW? You should be more careful when crossing the road. Truck-kun is everywhere. You wake up in a place with ultimate freedom! Endless exploration! This is your Crafting Afterlife. Welcome, to CrafterLife. CrafterLife is a NO-LAG fun server with friendly players! We don’t police the players here, we believe you can take care of yourselves with the right tools. Protect your land from being griefed with land claims. Someone said something you don’t like? Ignore them with /ignore ! We hope you’re as excited to be here as we are to have you. Enjoy your stay!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	54
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9154
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magic Items Found:	2687
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.