MineCraftyLoveHandles | New Minecraft Servers 2024

🌟🤣 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws at Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wedding-themed adventure that will have you questioning your life choices faster than you can say “I do”! 🎮💒

🤯 Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly your fiance (NPC of course) pops up out of nowhere and tells you to lose 10 pounds before the big day. What a plot twist! 😂💎

🙅‍♀️ But wait, there’s more! As you navigate through our server, you’ll encounter European vs American cultural clashes, body positivity battles, and screaming matches that make creepers look tame. It’s like reality TV, but with pixelated blocks! 📺🤪

💔 Will you choose to get over the drama and continue planning your pixelated wedding, or will you break off the engagement and start a new life with your trusty diamond sword by your side? The choice is yours, but either way, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes! 👰🤵‍♂️💥

Join now for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than a redstone contraption built by a toddler! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining! 😜🎉

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Lava Rising

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Obtain the Grain OTG

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

SERVER IP: play.otgmc.com – We use a custom resource pack on OTG that requires you have OPTIFINE downloaded and installed before joining. – Resource pack includes: 500+ Unique Item/Weapon Textures; which includes, 52+ Armor Textures, 15 Custom Elytra’s, 12+ Custom Hats. – 9 Unique Themed Islands to explore and loot. Each Island has 2-5 Points of Interests for fast travel with a dungeon to delve into that has a boss at the end and a mine to gather resources from. – NPCs with Leveling/Daily Quest’s and a Main Adventure Quest. – /Rankup system to make your kit equipment stronger. Climb through 15+ ranks! – Attribute system, the longer you stay alive the more your attributes climb. – Mines for resources. (Building and breaking of blocks is limited to mines and plots.) – Dynamic /shop in Spawn Kingdom, prices fluctuate!- Player Plots for Rent in spawn and on every island! – PvPvE, 1 Safezone per Island. – Custom Monsters/Bosses with unique drop tables. – Loot Chests (Crafting of most items is disabled, you’ll have to loot!) – Built in economy with an emphasis on a player market. – Use /guild to party up with friends!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	650
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Gamerland

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Gamerland, a survival server that offers a unique and challenging experience for players who are looking for something different. Similar to an SMP, Gamerland offers a vast open world where players can explore, build, and survive. But unlike other servers, Gamerland is packed with plugins that completely change the game’s strategies and goals.One of the most significant features of Gamerland is the custom structures and items with strong abilities and drugs. These items are rare and valuable, and players can sell them for points, which is the currency used on the server. Points can be used to purchase a wide range of items, including custom gear, weapons, and tools that can help players survive in the harsh environment.Players with cracked Minecraft can play on the server, and there are teams that players can create and officialize. Official teams receive in-game bonuses such as protected areas, which can be an excellent way to stay safe from other players who might be looking to steal valuable items.Another exciting feature of Gamerland is the jobs that players can complete. These include the Bank Heist and the Drug Laboratory Robbery, which offer players a unique challenge and the chance to earn valuable points.Overall, Gamerland offers the best gaming experience for all players, whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the game. With custom structures, unique items, and exciting jobs to complete, there’s never a dull moment on this survival server. So join us today and start your adventure in Gamerland!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	428	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

RealmWars

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the RealmWars Minecraft server! Never pay to win, always friendly.RealmWars is a friendly and welcoming community that offers a unique Towny experience. With a focus on player-driven economy, roleplay, and friendly competition, we aim to provide a fun and immersive experience for all players. Features: – Towny: Build and expand your own town, join a nation, and compete for resources and territory. – Economy: Participate in a player-driven economy and trade with others for goods and services. – Jobs: Join a job and immerse yourself in the world of RealmWars! – McMMO: Adds new mechanics and features to the game, including a skill system, special abilities, and unique experiences for players.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Animals Bred:	106
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

DemonsCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Minecraft survival/rankup server, with Mcmmo, pets, VIPs, Plots and much more. Come meet and call your friends, fast support. interaction, events, I believe you won’t regret it

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3303	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Gods Slained:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Stealcadia

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Unique Lifesteal Server with Custom Weapons, very fun and lots of PvP! Stealcadia also comes with Unique Boss Fights, never seen on other servers before! It’s truly one of a kind.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

BLITHE

Creative, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

We are a Whitelisted semi-vanilla survival server enhanced with; an armor-stand editor, proximity chat, mini-blocks, and other plugins that give players the closest gameplay experiences to that of Hermitcraft. Most other plugins used are for moderation and lag efficiency like Core Protect which helps keep our community a safe and friendly place this means there are no plugins that drastically alter the vanilla experience such as; /landclaim, /sethome, or /tpask /tpahere.We also have new bonus servers available! Including Last-Life and a creative test Server! Here at Blithe, we encourage creativity; mega-bases, player shops, minigames, group builds, redstone projects, cityscapes, or anything else. If you can dream it we want to see it!Join Today!www.blithemc.co

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Renascence

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Some features of Renascence: Daily login rewards Mounts Quests Pinata Party Slimefun Player Shops Community Events Dungeons Towny Coreprotect Leveling system Aurelius Skills Custom Generated Terrain

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Minetality Vanilla Survival Server

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Minetality, where the focus is on fun and community!We strive to create an environment where players can come together and enjoy the game with like-minded individuals. Whether you’re into building, redstone, or just exploring, there’s something for everyone here.Embark on a journey of pure vanilla survival, whether you like to build on your own or join the bustling community town and collaborate on exciting projects with your fellow playersThe server features a whitelist world border, providing a safe haven for whitelisted players to build and create without the worry of griefing or theft.Rules: – No cheating, grefing, stealing or duping allowed.Come join us at play.minetality.net and start your adventure!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

All The Mods 6 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: atm6.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > All The Mods 6 – 1.16.5 Modpack

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

FourLeaf

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Classic Chill Survival SMP 1.20.1 A easy understanding server yet unique experience like no other survival server! Join us now and become a cool survival ! Feature Custom Fishing Custom Mining 550+ quests BlackMarket deal F2P Friendly Staff] PVE Arena Daily Reward

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mines Excavated:	3835

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

GroundedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

GroundedMC is an Economy Survival server but still keeps the vanilla feel that everyone loves! We have an amazing community of members!! Choose to play competitively, focus on building or just come to hang with friends and play some of our event mini games!Grind for in game ranks and keys or purchase ranks and keys from our webstore – everyone can play!! Also, be sure to join us for events and giveaways as we love to spoil our community!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Farms Harvested:	926
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9721

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Minecraft Network

Survival, Vanilla

We are an active SMP with over 2k members on our discord. We have MoreMobHeads and Claims plugins. Also, we have the BlazeAndCaves Advancements Datapack.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Vanilla Fun

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

About Hello! My name is Jack, owner of Vanilla Fun / Survival Fun. Vanilla Fun is a brand new sister server/community to our main server, Survival Fun looking to branch out and invite all kinds of players from all over the world to come together and play some Minecraft. Since we just started, we are all working on our bases, shops and its the perfect time for you to come join us and build up this new world. Come join and participate in our weekly events, have fun with our proximity voice chat feature, and make some new friends for life!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Animals Bred:	61	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

The Book Of Ventura

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

Welcome to The Book Of VenturaThe Book Of Ventura is a high fantasy, medieval roleplay server with a hint of steam punk.This server is very unique and unlike any other! We have things like:– An audio plugin – Particle effects which show when someone cast magic – Unique player events – Familiar, yet customized races such as Elves, Orcs, Dwarves, Humans, Halflings, and our Metal Men – Custom Lore, including Geography, Pantheons, Fauna, and the mysterious element of MagicTo gain access to the server you first must visit the website as it is whitelist only!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.