MineCraftyLoveHandles | New Minecraft Servers 2024

🌟🤣 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws at Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wedding-themed adventure that will have you questioning your life choices faster than you can say “I do”! 🎮💒

🤯 Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly your fiance (NPC of course) pops up out of nowhere and tells you to lose 10 pounds before the big day. What a plot twist! 😂💎

🙅‍♀️ But wait, there’s more! As you navigate through our server, you’ll encounter European vs American cultural clashes, body positivity battles, and screaming matches that make creepers look tame. It’s like reality TV, but with pixelated blocks! 📺🤪

💔 Will you choose to get over the drama and continue planning your pixelated wedding, or will you break off the engagement and start a new life with your trusty diamond sword by your side? The choice is yours, but either way, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes! 👰🤵‍♂️💥

Join now for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than a redstone contraption built by a toddler! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining! 😜🎉

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Love Letters Sent:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

RedeSGP

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server IP – jogar.RedeSGP.com Site: https://loja.RedeSGP.com Discord: https://RedeSGP.com/discord

I hope everyone likes The server was created with a lot of dedication to serve you. 1.8 a 1.19

TAGS: SkyBlock, SkyWars, Survival, P4Free, KitPvP, RankUp, McMMO, Eventos, Farms, PvP, PvE, Minas, Parkou e mais…

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

FoxMC

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

As avid gamers, our number one priority is your experience. We aim to create a platform for our users that offers unprecedented simplicity in a Survival MMO (We do not want you to waste valuable hours of your time on trivialities).

In addition to that, we design every single component ourselves without borrowing any outside content. This gives you a unique experience on our server and our perfectionism will give you a product of the highest quality with immense attention to detail.

Our server will grant you access to epic weapons, new Ores and gems to empower you and create your special combination of gear to dominate other players in your daily and weekly events such as clan wars , FFA , and much more, all while taking all your comments and feedback into great consideration to improve the overall experience.

Ultimately, we want to become the most populated server in Minecraft while keeping the player experience as the precursor for all our decisions.

With that being said, we look forward to seeing you on FoxMC and hope to get your support in making this server the best Minecraft server to this date!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3119
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Minecave

Factions, MCMMO

Factions: – Custom Enchantments – Friendly, Small Community – Lag-Free Experience – Unique Plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	10	Villages Defended:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PotterCraftMC

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Explore the Magic on PotterCraft MC!

Step into the enchanting world of PotterCraft MC and immerse yourself in our carefully crafted replicas of Hogwarts, Durmstrang, Diagon Alley, and other iconic locations – all whilst learning spells, attending classes, embarking on quests, and participating in the wizarding world! In the survival world, you can engage in duels, form alliances, and establish your own community together with Towny! Alternatively, you can go solo and chill out on your own private housing plot – the choice is yours!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Ferox MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Ferox is a friendly, non grief survival based server. If you enjoy building, doing quests, taking part in competitions and making money then you have come to the right place!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	130	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Mines Excavated:	1616	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Fancycraft Server

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Survival

Fancycraft is a Hub server Network that offers you only the best. This is a server you do not want to miss out on!

>> Factions Fight others and raid other factions! >> OP Prison Join the Prison and beat your friends! >> SkyBlock – Come join and get your SkyBlock and Expand it! >> Creative Play in Creative and enjoy building and having fun with your friends! >> Survival Survival is a Great place to start the adventure and survive! >> Games! We have Awesome Games and custom Mini-games with unique maps!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Chaotic United

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

– Dedicated server with 32GB of RAM – Automated Backups – Grief Rollback: Contact a Moderator to get any grief rolled back! – Survival: Mostly traditional survival, with economy – Creative: 200×200 plots for builds of all sizes! – SkyBlock: A timeless twist on survival – you’re high up in the sky! – Parkour: Climb to the top, or get to the end. – MobArena: How many waves of the endless mob horde can you survive? – Spleef: Be the last person standing in this classic gamemode! – TheRedCore: Find the Redstone Block before the others do!

Join our Discord server at: https://discord.gg/h282hYn Register on our forums at: http://chaoticunited.net/forums Join our MC Server at: mc.chaoticunited.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PokeClash

Economy, Pixelmon, Roleplay

PokeClash is a Pixelmon server that focuses around community activities and adventure. We have a custom map with gyms to go around and fight and a lot of space outside the main region where you can build as much as you like and set up a home for yourself. We’re adding more things every day so you’ll be sure to always have someone to talk to and something to do! Come join us an have fun!

Requires the Pixelmon Mod, available for download here: http://pixelmonmod.com/downloads.php

The IP is play.pokeclash.com

Come join us and have fun!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Divine Spears Created:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Aarons World

Creative, Factions, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Three servers have been updated to 1.21 Join to make new friends. Just added flying for owners of claims and updated mcMMO to mcMMO Overhaul on Survival. Also added voting on Creative and rewards is 2 hours of Worldedit commands. Will be adding more challenges to the SkyBlock server when I’m able to upgrade to 1.17. Looking for YouTubers to join I added a YouTuber Tag! Also added Tags so Players can add set tags in chat. I updated the ranking system to be separate from each server. The faction server has a separate set of rules to allow normal play on faction servers. There is rewards for voting on Vanilla, Survival, SkyBlock and Faction Servers, so vote daily!! Come explore either the Vanilla, Survival SkyBlock or Faction servers. If your thing is to have tpa, warp, etc then Survival world is just for you. If you like the basics the Vanilla is for you since you only have one command which is Home that’s changes how the game plays. Join Our Network and pick the right server for you to find the right spot to build your style of home. This server is hosted on the east coast.Server Rules Do not harass, insult, excessively cuss, make racial or religious remarks, and threaten any players or staff.No Stealing or Griefing of homes. Also No murdering, attempted murder of players and passive mobs. Griefers can be banned for life!Do not hack, glitch, exploit, x-ray or use mods in any way.Do not touch stuff that is not yours. Be it a farm, house, animals, or items a player has dropped, do not touch it, or give it back immediately.No whining, and no begging for items or for admin or staff status.No Surface mining, including strip mining and open-pit mining. Sample mine at this public warp /Sample_Mine.If you cut a tree down take all the wood and replant or remove all the leave take all the wood and replant.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Potions Brewed:	111	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Diversity Network

Creative, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Diversity is a growing survival multiplayer server with a lot of potential. We have a great community and are always looking for new players to come and join us!

Upon joining you will be forced to read the rules before moving on to play on the server. Make sure you read them! Once you promote yourself, you will then start progressing through the Levels, we currently have 20 levels in total. Levels are gained based on game time. The higher your level, the more perks you will have, these can include homes, claim blocks and kits!

We have GriefPrevention installed so you can protect your builds. You will start with 100 blocks and you’ll gain 100 claim blocks per hour of game time. We encourage people to claim their builds as this will make life easier for everyone.

There is a Random Warp Hub available, so you can choose a random location based on your preferred biome and get started straight away where no one can bother you!

We have a great friendly community and awesome staff who will always be happy to help anyone out with any questions.

For more information about the server please check out our website:

About Diversity

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MCPVP

Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

MCPVP is THE original hardcore PvP server. We were the original creators of both CTF and Hunger Games for Minecraft. We recently integrated our CTF with Major League Gaming so you can now be an MLG Pro on Minecraft, playing on MCPVP only!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PlussyCraft Network

Parkour

PlussyCraft is a Cracked Minecraft server founded by @Gust09 , first released in 2013 as a Portuguese community. As of April 20th 2023, we look forward to expanding our reach and welcoming English-speaking players to our community to share our ideas with a broader audience. We are thrilled to welcome new members and invite you to join us today!

Server IP: play.plussycraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Kratos Minecraft

A server focused solely on having fun and hanging out. Join the Facebook group for all notifications of in game events and make some real life friends! The server is very informal and we focus on letting everyone just do their own thing.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Love Letters Sent:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Givmehdiamonds Server

IP: mc.givmehdiamonds.com Teamspeak: ts.givmehdiamonds.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

AsiaCraft

Asia-Craft

Here are some quick facts about us!

High End CPU and RAM which = No Lag! 150 Slots! Over 38 plugins! PvP Challenges and events weekly!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Potions Brewed:	97	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!