MineCraftyLoveHandles | New Minecraft Servers 2024

🌟🤣 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws at Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wedding-themed adventure that will have you questioning your life choices faster than you can say “I do”! 🎮💒

🤯 Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly your fiance (NPC of course) pops up out of nowhere and tells you to lose 10 pounds before the big day. What a plot twist! 😂💎

🙅‍♀️ But wait, there’s more! As you navigate through our server, you’ll encounter European vs American cultural clashes, body positivity battles, and screaming matches that make creepers look tame. It’s like reality TV, but with pixelated blocks! 📺🤪

💔 Will you choose to get over the drama and continue planning your pixelated wedding, or will you break off the engagement and start a new life with your trusty diamond sword by your side? The choice is yours, but either way, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes! 👰🤵‍♂️💥

Join now for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than a redstone contraption built by a toddler! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining! 😜🎉

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Star Shards Collected:	104
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

mofucraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Main / Solo / Rocket PvP

Main… Our main server, it contains economy, jobs, pets, strong enemies and so on!!! Solo… Our vanilla server, it is fusion of single play and multi play, and free of any stress. Rocket PvP… Our KitPvP server, you can fight with frying with hand-in rocket.

*ATTENTION* Our service are almost written in Japanese, for example, rule, guide and in-game message. We provide you some functions for foreigners, however.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

LokoCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to LokoCraft – The Ultimate Factions Experience!Embark on an epic journey in our Minecraft factions server, where alliances are forged, wars are waged, and empires rise and fall.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Noovlandia Network

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

A semi-premium Minecraft server for Java and Bedrock from version 1.10 to 1.20.1

We offer:

Extreme security Privileged Ranks economy system Clans and alliances Giveaways every week Mass events Exclusive rewards 24/7 active support And much more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Rede Cypher

Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to the Cypher Network! We are a new server still in beta, we plan to add more exclusives for players, we have mcMMO, economy system, elevators, banking system, in the future we will add more exclusive features of the Cypher Network.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SolarMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

WE ARE EXCITED TO WELCOME YOU TO SOLARMC Our server offers 3 exclusive modes:

Vanilla S1: Our Vanilla offers many specialties, such as the Outposts, an area that once conquered will provide you and your team with a damage multiplier, money, and an exclusive shop! Bounties, take revenge by placing a bounty on your opponent and make him a target for all players on the server! Auctions, earn money by selling the goods you have earned to other players, or if you can afford it, buy from them! Crates, if you have earned it at the outposts by fighting, you will be able to open a crate where you will receive materials that are almost impossible to obtain, which makes them valuable, or… buy a key from our shop! DailyRewards, get daily rewards that will increase in value over the days, but be careful, miss one day and you’ll start all over again! Kits, purchase kits via in-game money, or receive an exclusive one by purchasing VIP! Leaderboards, climb the rankings to the top in: money, kills, deaths and elo to receive rewards! Have fun!

Kit-PvP: Kit-PvP is a unique mode of its kind, for each kit you unlock by leveling up, you will also unlock a special ability! Face your opponents with the classic PvP 1.8 style and climb the rankings for the player with the most kd by receiving a nametag in chat that will strike fear into the first unlucky person who dares to go against you.

Practice: Leaderboards, show everyone who is the strongest by climbing the rankings in the various practice kits or in the wins! Different modes every week! A simple Practice that makes things more competitive, PvP lovers this is the place for you!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Enchantments Applied:	253	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Midgardsaga.nu

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

A newly started Swedish server with a focus on building and having fun. Here we are friendly and nice to each other.

Karta: http://Midgardsaga.nu:8100/

Swedish Minecraft server. Where the focus is on building and having fun.

– Mcmmo- Jobs- Lands- Elit mobs- Wildchest- Jets hoppers – Advanced Dungeons- Cmi- Ranker– Danns World generator

Are some of the plugins we use

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

FutureMC Skyblock

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

Hello have you been in search for a new skyblock server, I think you’re search is now over Come join us on your adventure and have the time of you’re life!

Server Features: – Custom Resource Pack – Minions – Custom Plugins – Custom Mission – Custom Islands – Bridge Themes – Player Skills

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	51	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PvPCharge

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

PvPCharge is a network of Minecraft servers released on February 10th. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers!

Our Current Servers: – Skyblock – Prisons – Factions

Join Today! – play.pvpcharge.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Surviland

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come play on our exciting Minecraft Survival server called Surviland! We have a lot of interesting things to keep you entertained. Connect now to survi.land and join the fun in our supported versions from 1.9 to 1.20. We are waiting for you to live the adventure!

Enter now using the IP: Survi.land

#MinecraftSurvival #AssuredFun #SurvilandHasReturned

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

The Tartarus Network

PvE

Welcome to the realm of demons and nightmares, full of ancient treasures, friends and foes alike. Welcome to The Tartarus Network..

Here at the network, we take what people want and make it into reality. Whether it be more mobs, items, or recipes for crafting, we’re always here to help! Current servers include our Elemental Reborn project, a revival of a much more ancient land, and the hidden foes and powers within…

We hope you enjoy the ride, and have a good time!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	187	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Terra Nova

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Draw Forth and Join the Ranks of Terra Nova, A Vanilla Survival Server! (18+) Our 1.20.1 server is once again recruiting players from all corners of the earth to join our amazing community. We are an 18+ only community, and cater to those ages.

We are a purely community server. We are catered to your enjoyment and do not sell roles, ranks or benefits on the server. We are a free to play community that aims at bringing creative players together and foster a community that lasts.

To join, simple press on our discord server invite link!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Towns Built:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

OakMC

Bedwars, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

We are an up and coming Minigames Network, releasing on the 7th October! We have Skyblock, BlockWars, our own custom Minigame and Survival with some of our own custom structures and mobs!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

ChillZone SMP

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

ChillZone SMP is a new whitelisted semi-vanilla Minecraft server where community is highly valued, and players have a say in server decisions. The server has been around for 4 years and features a user-friendly land-claiming plugin, various vanilla tweaks, Discord linking, Dynmap, player shops, and a diamond-based player-controlled economy. The staff members are all friendly, experienced, and fair, and the server rules are relaxed, prohibiting things like exploiting, griefing, stealing, and abuse. Join the excitement today by filling out a quick application form on the ChillZone Discord!

Discord: https://discord.gg/chills

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Zentrium

PvE, PvP, Survival

Zentrium is a survival server with nations and towns, advanced fishing, Coliseum where people kill each other, purchaseable player shops at spawn, Fishing competitions, Revive friends, Protect your items, Trade with others, propose to others, pose to others, join now.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

McBloof SMP Server

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to McBloof, your gateway to an unparalleled Minecraft experience that combines the best of survival gameplay with a thriving economy and a welcoming, tight-knit community. Step into a sprawling, breathtaking world where the possibilities are as endless as your imagination. In McBloof, survival is just the beginning; it’s a canvas upon which you can paint your adventures, friendships, and accomplishments. (ty AI)

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.