Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Divine Spears Created: | 15 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9464 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 42 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
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