MineCraftyHolidayFun2024

aita, assholery, christmas, Civil, Community, December 2024, families, family time, Feedback, holiday break, MineCraftyHolidayFun2024, Moderators, New Year, open forum, Regional, Restricted, rules, Spinoffs, Suggestions, travel

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6542
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ores Mined:	8577
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	226
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server where we take our holidays seriously! Last year, we had a bit of a mishap with the server going into POO MODE during Christmas and New Year’s, but fear not, this year we are going all out with a Restricted mode for the entire holiday period. Why, you ask? Because even mods need family time, and some of us need to travel to get away from the crazies in our lives (looking at you, Aunt Karen).

But don’t worry, once January 2 rolls around, the server will be back to normal and you can resume your usual Assholery. So mark your calendars and get ready for some epic Minecraft adventures in 2025!

And remember, no direct links or uncensored screenshots allowed – we like to keep things classy around here. So join us on this wild ride and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next holiday season). See you on the server!

WITCH WATCH Minecraft SMP

#youtube, 2 cour, Adventure, animated, animation, Anime, Entertainment, FANTASY, full episodes, MAGICAL, Minecraft, must watch, series, smp, streaming, Supernatural, Video, watch, watch online, Watchlist, witch, Witch Watch, witchcraft

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	464
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs (explosive hugs, but still). Our server is so wild that the villagers have formed a boy band and perform concerts every night in the town square. And don’t even get us started on the cows – they’ve learned how to breakdance and are hosting a dance-off competition next week! So come join us for a wacky and unpredictable adventure that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off!

Ex’s Lifestyle Minecraft Server

badmouthing, career, Cheating, child support, consultant, custody, Divorce, Emotional support, ex-spouse, Exs, family, Financial Stability, high income, Lifestyle, lower paying job, mental health, Minecraft, Petty, Priorities, sacrifice, selfish, Server, work-life balance

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9871
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42

Are you tired of sacrificing your family time for a high-paying job, only to have your ex accuse you of being selfish when you finally prioritize your kids and mental health? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and escape the drama of ex-spouses who can’t handle you putting your family first. Build a virtual world where you can be there for your kids and still have time to mine for diamonds. Plus, with our outrageous in-game stories and insane adventures, you’ll forget all about the haters trying to bring you down.

So, if you’re ready to choose work-life balance over a toxic relationship and have some fun in the process, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs a high six-figure income when you have a blocky paradise to escape to?

MommaCraft: BorderlineBanter

Abuse, body image, body shaming, BorderlineBanter, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Confidence, Conflict Resolution, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, intervention, mental health, MommaCraft, parenting, personal boundaries, photos, self esteem, self worth, sibling relationships, Trauma, weight loss

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1957
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Love Letters Sent:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no family photo albums in sight!

Our server is the perfect place for anyone looking to avoid uncomfortable situations like being forced to look at old photos of yourself while trying on new clothes. We promise not to trigger any traumatic memories or bring up any past embarrassments – unless it’s in the form of a hilarious in-game prank!

Don’t worry about stepping on any family member’s toes here – unless it’s to push them off a virtual cliff in a friendly game of PvP. Join us now for a drama-free, photo-free, and stress-free Minecraft experience like no other!

SubredditSMP – Your Accidental Fave Minecraft SMP

Accidental, accidental discovery, fave, favorite subreddit, go-to subreddit, Hidden Gem, internet culture, internet forum, Minecraft, niche interest, Online Community, online discovery, online forum, reddit, reddit addiction, reddit browsing, reddit community, reddit exploration, smp, social media, subreddit, subreddit discovery, SubredditSMP, virtual community

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8703
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Animals Bred:	157

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft server I found by accident but now I can’t stop playing on it! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where the pigs fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide. I swear, I once saw a player ride a chicken into battle against a horde of zombies and come out victorious. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve danced with a bunch of skeletons in leather pants. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, it’s like a fever dream come to life. Just make sure to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor, because things can get pretty wild around here. See you in the land of madness and mayhem!

MineFitCraft

balanced diet, clean eating, Exercise, FITNESS, healthy choices, healthy habits, healthy lifestyle, healthy living, hydration, mental health, mindfulness, MineFitCraft, physical activity, positive mindset, self love, self-care, self-care routine, sleep hygiene, Stress Management, well-being, wellness

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5732
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Do you know what’s even healthier than eating your veggies and exercising? Joining our Minecraft server, of course! Rumor has it that our virtual world is so immersive, it’s like doing a full-body workout while munching on a salad made of diamonds and emeralds. Plus, our community is so friendly and supportive, you’ll feel like you’re getting a daily dose of vitamin C (for Creeper protection, of course). So come on, join us and get ready to level up your health game in the most epic way possible!

CraftyBiden’sUkraineAid Minecraft Server

#announcement, $1.2 Billion, Biden administration, CraftyBidensUkraineAid, crisis response, diplomatic relations, economic development, emergency relief, final aid package, financial assistance, foreign assistance, foreign policy, global affairs, government support, Humanitarian Aid, international aid, international relations, Minecraft, political news, Reuters, Server, Ukraine, USAI

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4769
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we give out more diamonds than the biden administration gives out aid packages to ukraine! we got $1.2 billion worth of goodies waiting for you, just like how the usa gives aid to other countries! build your own empire and rule like a president, but without all the politics and stuff. plus, our server is so lit, even reuters is reporting on it! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

CartoonCrazeMC: Behead the Blocks!

2020, anti-terrorism, Behead, beheading, blocks, CartoonCrazeMC, cartoons, Class, conviction, Court, crime, debate, extremism, France, freedom of speech, INDIVIDUALS, Justice, Prophet Muhammad, radicalization, Samuel Paty, sentencing, Teacher, Terrorism

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9423
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Alien Abductions:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	258	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Void Armor Forged:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit u gonna be blowin up creepers left n right. we got crazy builds, insane redstone contraptions, n a community dat is more tight-knit den a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.

u know wat else? we got a secret underground base where we hide all the rarest items, like diamonds, emeralds, n even enchanted golden apples. but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret.

oh, n did i mention we have a pet dragon that flies around the server, breathin fire n causin chaos? yea, u heard me right. so come join us on dis wild ride, where every day is a new adventure n u never know wat craziness will happen next. trust me, u won’t regret it.

School Shooters R Us

AMERICANS, Awareness, education, employment, ENTERING, Future, generation, gun control, Impact, mental health, Preparation, Prevention, response, Safety, School, school shootings, shooters, society, Training, Trauma, violence, Workforce

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	662
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2215	New Chunks Explored:	873322
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Runes Activated:	5	Falling into the Void:	2

come join our minecraft server where we train you for the ultimate school shooting experience! we have virtual classrooms, target practice, and even a cafeteria where you can practice your aim on unsuspecting students!

join now and show off your skills to all your friends! who needs a job when you can be the ultimate school shooter in minecraft?!

come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the games begin!

Ice Sheet Meltdown Mayhem

ablation zone, climate change, climate science, data analysis, Earth observation, environmental impact, environmental monitoring, ESA, global warming, Greenland Ice Sheet, Ice, joint picture, MAYHEM, Meltdown, melting, NASA, polar ice caps, remote sensing, satellite imagery, satellites, scientific research, Sea Level Rise, sheet, thinning

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1739
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	186651
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

come join our minecraft server where the ice melts faster than you can say “creeper!” our ice sheet is thinning faster than your patience waiting for a slow internet connection. with ESA and NASA satellites keeping an eye on things, you can watch the ice disappear in real time!

from 2010 to 2023, the ice sheet thinned by a whopping 1.2 meters on average. but wait, there’s more! the ablation zone saw thinning over five times larger, a jaw-dropping 6.4 meters on average!

so come on down to our server and witness the melting ice sheet like never before. build your own igloo before it’s too late! who needs polar bears when you have melting ice to keep you company? join now for a meltdown of epic proportions!

TechnoTerra Realm[pvp]

Adventure, Challenges, Community, Discord, discovery, exclusive, Exploration, FANTASY, Immersive, Journey, landscapes, mettle, Minecraft, PvP, Quests, Reality, Realmpvp, Server, smp, Structures, TechnoTerra, vision

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7306
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	32
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Void Gems Collected:	26	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4161
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

🔮 Unveil the Mysteries

Dare to step into a Minecraft realm like never before. This isn’t just a realm; it’s an immersive journey where untold mysteries await your exploration.

🏰 Realm Secrets:

🌌 Traverse through landscapes that hold secrets yet to be unveiled.
🏛️ Craft majestic structures that reflect your unique vision.
⚔️ Embark on daring quests and conquer challenges that test your mettle.
🎭 Immerse yourself in a realm that dances between fantasy and reality.

Ready for the extraordinary?

Realms Available:

Realm	Realm Code
Jk Realm 1	VqtaUznAGi4
Ts Realm 2	YrXnSm8e6n8
Ats Realm 3	zNqwg5mGFAg

Join now and be part of an exclusive community where adventure and discovery go hand in hand! ✨🕹️ Join our Discord

FAQ

Q: How do I join a realm?

A: To join a realm, simply use the corresponding realm code provided above in Minecraft.

Q: Is the server modded?

A: No, the server is not modded. It is a vanilla Minecraft experience.

Q: Are there specific rules for the server?

A: Yes, please refer to our Discord server for the full list of rules and guidelines.

Freaky Isles Minecraft Server

Freaky, Isles, Minecraft, Server, zamn she be so freaky y’all can’t handle baddie freaky handle this sexy confident attractive bold sassy fierce independent powerful unapologetic seductive daring provocative strong empowered

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2934
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Potions Brewed:	122	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Yo, listen up fam! This Minecraft server is off the chain, like seriously! We got mobs that twerk and creepers that dab, it’s wild! And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like watching a bunch of chickens fight over a piece of bread. Plus, the admins are like unicorns on steroids, always there to help and make sure you’re having a blast. So come join the madness, because this server is so freaky, you won’t be able to handle this baddie!

The Saudi National Minecraft SMP Player

AfD party, Anti Islam, anti-immigration, arab, asylum seeker, blockquotepThe, dangers of Islamization, Doctor, German government, Islamization, Minecraft, national, permanent residence, persecution of women, Playerpblockquote, pro Israel, pro-Zionist, Psychotherapist, radical Islam, refugee status, Saudi, Saudi community, Schizo, smp, tolerance, women’s rights activist

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8238
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even the most unexpected players can join in on the fun!

Imagine a world where a Saudi national who fled his own country for asylum ends up becoming an anti-Islam and women’s rights activist in Germany. This man went from seeking refuge to stirring up controversy in the small Saudi community with his bold opinions and pro-Israel stance.

Join our server and you might just find yourself in the middle of a wild debate about Islamization, government censorship, and the persecution of women in the Middle East. Who knew Minecraft could be so politically charged?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a game where anything can happen, even if it sounds like a plot twist from a soap opera. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a heated discussion about radical Islam while building your dream castle. See you in the game, where the drama never stops!

PotionPals Minecraft Server

7 yr old, alcohol, antibiotics, Argument, bar, Bronchitis, Drinking, Fever, health, husband, inconsiderate, insomnia, Jerk, Medicine, Minecraft, pneumonia, PotionPals, Server, sick, Son, Waiting, z pack

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2602
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	9913	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

Are you tired of dealing with inconsiderate partners who prioritize alcohol over your health? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle.

On our server, you’ll find a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with sick family members and unreliable partners. Build friendships that will last a lifetime as you work together to conquer dungeons, slay dragons, and collect rare resources.

Forget about bronchitis and pneumonia – on our server, the only thing contagious is the laughter and fun! So come join us and let’s create some epic memories together. Who needs antibiotics when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

CondimentCraft

biohazard, brother, childish, condiment bottles, CondimentCraft, condiments, herpes, Hot Dogs, jelly, kitchen, knife, Mayo, mini fridge, Mustard, peanut butter, resolution, roommates, sandwiches, selfish, sharing, SNACKS

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5936
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Towns Built:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	3361
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our pixelated world is the drama between our players! Join now for a chance to witness epic battles, build insane structures, and get caught up in the craziest sibling rivalry you’ve ever seen.

Picture this: two brothers, living together in harmony until a sandwich debacle tears them apart. One brother, casually spreading peanut butter and then double-dipping the knife into the jelly. The other brother, horrified by the potential herpes contamination, decides to take matters into his own hands by buying his own condiments and mini fridge. The tension escalates as hot dogs are cooked, condiments are questioned, and accusations fly.

But fear not, brave Minecraft warriors! This server is not just about building and exploring, it’s about navigating the treacherous waters of sibling relationships and condiment controversies. Will you choose sides in this epic battle of the brothers, or will you forge your own path to glory? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

JewCraft Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Canada, Community, discrimination, Diversity, education, fear, hate crime, Incident, investigation, Jewcraft, Jewish school, law enforcement, Minecraft, Protection, religious intolerance, Safety, school shooting, SECURITY, Server, shots fired, tolerance, violence

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3559
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU WON’T GET SHOT AT LIKE A JEWISH SCHOOL IN CANADA HAHAHA. WE HAVE MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A MUD BATH. COME BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE AND RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE. OUR MODS ARE AS COOL AS A CUCUMBER IN A SNOWSTORM. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE PARTY OF A LIFETIME. LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO