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Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 5025 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 34 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8034 |
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