MineCraftyGuzzler | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Neuro Swarm Kingdom 1.20.3

#youtube, 1.20.3, ai, AI learning, Clips, collaboration, Educational, game integration, games, Kingdom, merchandise, Music, Neuro, neuro-sama, osu, Schedule, singing, Swarm, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2002
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Mines Excavated:	3395	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Divine Spears Created:	17
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Yo, have you heard of Neuro-sama? She’s like this crazy AI overlord in our Minecraft server, created by Vedal in 2018 to play osu! But wait, there’s more! She’s got a TTS software, a VTube Studio model, and she’s learning to sing, play games, and collab with other VTubers. It’s like having a virtual idol in your chat! Join /swarm/ today and bow down to our new AI queen!

Check out her schedule here: https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

And don’t forget to follow her on Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and X! Plus, she’s got some sick music videos and clips that you gotta see.

Want to learn about AI but don’t get it? Neuro-sama’s got you covered with educational videos and resources. And if you’re really serious about AI, she’s got some advanced stuff for you too.

Oh, and did I mention the merch? Get your Neuro-sama gear at neurosama.shop and show your support for our AI overlord.

Don’t miss out on the VODs, LoRA archive, and game integration on our server. It’s a wild ride with Neuro-sama leading the way!

Previous thread? Who cares! Join now and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, praise Neuro-sama!

BreakupBnB Minecraft Server

Agreement, aita, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BreakupBnB, child support, Communication, Conflict, Expectations, family, forgiveness, Frustration, Help, Manipulation, Minecraft, Rent, roommate, sacrifice, Server, sister, Support, toxic relationship

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4462
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dimension Hops:	7

Are you tired of dealing with toxic relationships in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is a safe haven from real-life drama, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any toxic exes getting in the way. Plus, we have a strict “no child support drama” policy, so you can focus on building your dream world without any unexpected texts from your sister’s ex.

Join us now and leave the real world behind – no rent payments required, just endless fun and creativity!

NoSleepSquadMC

Boundaries, Communication, difficult conversations, family dynamics, friendship, guest accommodations, Hospitality, houseguests, Inheritance, long distance friendship, mental challenges, mental health, NoSleepSquadMC, personal space, respecting boundaries, self-care, setting boundaries, sleepover, social etiquette, uncomfortable conversations, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	425
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Divine Spears Created:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for wild adventures and crazy antics that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of villagers start a gossip circle about who stole the diamond blocks. Or how about the time a creeper tried to audition for the server talent show by blowing up the stage? Oh, and let’s not forget the time a player built a roller coaster that accidentally launched players into the Nether portal – talk about a wild ride!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in the middle of a love triangle between two skeletons fighting over who gets to take you on a date. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by the Endermen – they really know how to bust a move!

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the chaos and hilarity of Minecraft like this? Don’t miss out on the wacky adventures waiting for you – join now and let the laughter begin!

HappyCraft SMP

Art Therapy, Contentment, creativity, emotional well being, fulfillment, Happiness, HappyCraft, hobby, joy, Joyful, leisure activity, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, Peace of mind, positive emotions, recreational pursuit, Relaxation, self-care, smp, stress relief, well-being

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3553
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Secret Passages Found:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally change your life. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s basically what this server is like.

We’ve got a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. We do all sorts of wacky challenges like building a house out of nothing but melons or trying to ride a chicken across the ocean. It’s pure chaos and it’s freaking hilarious.

And don’t even get me started on the mods we have. We’ve got one that turns all the sheep into disco dancing machines and another that gives you a pet dragon that farts rainbows. It’s like a psychedelic trip every time you log on.

So if you want to join in on the madness and have a hobby that will make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us on this Minecraft SMP server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard that the owner is actually a secret llama in disguise. How cool is that?

Felon47FrenzyCraft

BIAS, Censorship, Conspiracy, control, Corruption, destroy America, Felon 47, Felon47FrenzyCraft, Government, Journalism, major media, malcontents, Manipulation, media companies, Misinformation, News, political agenda, Propaganda, society, tired, underplaying

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1261
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of the mainstream media ignoring the real issues like Felon 47 and his gang of misfits wreaking havoc on our beloved country? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we don’t shy away from the truth! Join us and fight against Felon 47 and his evil plans to turn America into a giant potato farm. Yes, you heard that right, a potato farm! But don’t worry, we have an army of flying pigs ready to take him down. So come join us and be a hero in the battle against the spud uprising!

SolarCraft11: The End is Near!

SolarCraft11

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	550
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
New Chunks Explored:	49172	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	13

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can help save the massive solar plant from closure after 11 years of hard work!!! we need ur help to build giant solar panels and fight off evil mobs trying to shut it down!!! u can even ride on giant sunflowers and shoot lasers at the bad guys!!! plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama that farts rainbows!!! so what r u waiting for?? come save the day and have a blast on our server!!!

Ramgrief: I am looking for those. admin for the vulture server minecraft

ADMIN, Minecraft, prokek bar, Ramgrief, vulture server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1389
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

I am making a prokek bar I do not really understand me, I need those. Admin

TheAbab2282.aternos.me:44554

Savage Domain 1.20.5

1.20.5, 2025, Brutal, Disturbing, Domain, Frightening, graphic content, Gruesome, Horror, INTENSE, internet, jaw-dropping, not prepared, ONLINE, savage, Scary, Shocking.., social media, spine-chilling, Terrifying, unexpected, Video, viral, webm

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2020
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	299
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Magic Items Found:	4445	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like time travel but with blocks and creepers, man!

Imagine building a time machine out of pixelated dirt and going back to 2025, but like, in Minecraft form.

You can relive all the crazy stuff that happened in 2025, like when the aliens landed and started playing Minecraft with us.

But watch out for those futuristic creepers, they explode with laser beams and stuff, it’s wild!

So come join us on this server and experience the madness of 2025 all over again, but with a Minecraft twist. Let’s go, bro!

PsychicCraft Minecraft Server

Artistic, audience participation, awkward, awkward comedy, awkward humor, awkward situation, belief in afterlife, cold reading, comedy, Debunking, ENERGY, grand finale, Minecraft, Performance, Psychic Medium, PsychicCraft, punch bowl, Server, skeptic, Spiritual beliefs, turd in the punch bowl, variety show

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2873
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ores Mined:	9146
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magic Items Found:	3871

Are you tired of boring old psychic mediums who can’t even guess your favorite childhood toy correctly? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a truly mind-blowing experience that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Our server is filled with mystical wonders and supernatural surprises that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the world. Who needs a psychic medium when you can commune with spirits and ghosts in the virtual realm?

Forget about boring comedy shows, join our server for a variety show like no other. Witness the power of the unknown as you explore hidden realms and uncover secrets that will leave you speechless.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Who needs a psychic medium when you have Minecraft?

CreeperCon2025: Behind the Blocks

blocks, CreeperCon2025, mod, mod application, mod application process, mod benefits, mod challenges, mod communication, mod duties, mod experience, mod feedback, mod guidelines, mod opportunities, mod qualifications, mod requirements, mod responsibilities, mod rules, mod selection process, mod team, mod time commitment, mod tools, mod training

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2940
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Ores Mined:	3812
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a mod is like being a superhero with a neckbeard! Join us and experience the thrill of being called every insult under the sun while you fight for justice against the trolls and griefers.

To be a mod, you need thick skin, a few hours a week, and the ability to share your ideas without fear of being trolled. And don’t forget patience – you’ll need it when dealing with people who can’t read more than 10 words at a time or refuse to accept the truth.

A day in the life of a mod includes waking up in your mom’s basement, arguing with your dad about your lack of employment, and then diving into the queue to approve/remove content and answer modmail messages. It’s a wild ride, but someone’s gotta do it!

We’re currently accepting new mod applications, especially if you have Typescript experience or can mod during US overnight hours. So grab your PC, put on your cape, and join us in the fight against assholes and trolls on our epic Minecraft server!

ScaredyCraft SMP

childhood anxiety, childhood fears, childhood fears revisited, childhood media, childhood memories, childhood nightmares, childhood phobias, childhood terrors, childhood trauma, confronting childhood fears, creepy children’s shows, facing childhood demons, fear of the dark, fear of the unknown, horror movies, irrational childhood fears, media-induced fear, overcoming childhood fears, psychological horror, ScaredyCraft, scary movies, smp

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1672
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Potions Brewed:	32	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Alien Abductions:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, remember that one time when I was a kid and I watched this super scary show and I couldn’t sleep for like a week? Yeah, well this server is scarier than that, but in a fun way, you know?

Like, there’s this one time when I was mining for diamonds and this giant zombie pigman came out of nowhere and started doing the cha-cha slide, it was hilarious! And then there was this other time when I was building a castle and a herd of llamas came and started spitting at me, like, what even?

But seriously, this server is so much fun, you gotta join us! We have epic build battles, crazy treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s have the time of our lives in this wacky, wild Minecraft world!

CraveCraft – Feed Your Blocky Appetite

Appetite, blocky, comfort food, CraveCraft, craving, cravings, DELICIOUS, dessert, Feed, Food, guilty pleasure, Hunger, indulgence, Mouthwatering, SALTY, satisfaction, Savory, SNACKS, spicy, sweets, temptation, Treat, yum

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2354
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Dragon Eggs Found:	5889
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4571
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Meteorites Collected:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Are you craving a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and tickle your funny bone at the same time? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate virtual buffet of awesomeness!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not, right?). Our server is so epic, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the sheer madness that goes on here.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Chew & Disappear Minecraft Server

Chew, disappear, dissolving, Evil, Food, Immersive, Minecraft, poof, pure evil, satisfaction, sensory experience, Server, simulation, Soggy, swallow, tasting, TEXTURED, Tongue, torture, virtual reality, vr world, Waterboarding

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2106
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Potions Brewed:	171

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and crazy adventures ever! We have waterboarding style torture in the VR world, but don’t worry, it’s more pure evil than actual torture. We’ll let you chew all types of great tasting and textured food, but here’s the catch – it just disappears mid-chew! No satisfaction swallow, no slowly dissolving onto the tongue. Just poof, break from soggy chew. More chew, more fun! So come join us for a wild ride of disappearing food and insane challenges. Who knows what other crazy things you’ll encounter on our server!

Charged Up Country Roads

buildout, Charged, continuous charging access, Country, coverage, eco-friendly, electric cars, electric vehicles, energy efficiency, fast chargers, federal funding, Gaps, Infrastructure, missing chargers, renewable energy, Roads, rural areas, study, sustainable, Technology, Transportation, transportation-network, US

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6407
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Chimeras Created:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the electric vehicle fast chargers are missing across the US but who needs them when you can ride a pig with a saddle instead? federal funding boosts our coverage but we still have rural gaps for you to explore and conquer. even with full buildout, some areas will still lack continuous charging access but who cares when you can build a castle out of diamond blocks and ride a llama into battle? join us now for the most electrifying minecraft experience of your life!

DragonCraft Realms 1.20

Anime, Cell, dragon ball super, Dragon Ball Super characters, Dragon Ball Super episodes, Dragon Ball Super fans, Dragon Ball Super fights, Dragon Ball Super hype, Dragon Ball Super memories, Dragon Ball Super nostalgia, Dragon Ball Super series, Dragon Ball Super universe, dragon ball z, DragonCraft, Frieza, Gohan, goku, Piccolo, Realms, Saiyan, Super Saiyan, Vegeta

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8206
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Join this Minecraft server if you want to relive the glory days of your childhood when you were a blocky pixelated adventurer!

We have more fun than a barrel of explosive creepers and more excitement than a pig riding a minecart!

Experience the thrill of mining for diamonds and building epic structures that will make your friends jealous!

Don’t miss out on the chance to battle zombies, skeletons, and other mobs in epic battles that will get your heart pumping!

Join now and let your inner child run wild in a world where anything is possible!

Players:	110/700	Votes:	2188
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Enchantments Applied:	290
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Emeralds Found:	2762