MineCraftyGuzzler | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BreakupBnB Minecraft Server

Agreement, aita, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BreakupBnB, child support, Communication, Conflict, Expectations, family, forgiveness, Frustration, Help, Manipulation, Minecraft, Rent, roommate, sacrifice, Server, sister, Support, toxic relationship

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4715
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Are you tired of dealing with toxic relationships in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is a safe haven from real-life drama, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any toxic exes getting in the way. Plus, we have a strict “no child support drama” policy, so you can focus on building your dream world without any unexpected texts from your sister’s ex.

Join us now and leave the real world behind – no rent payments required, just endless fun and creativity!

NoSleepSquadMC

Boundaries, Communication, difficult conversations, family dynamics, friendship, guest accommodations, Hospitality, houseguests, Inheritance, long distance friendship, mental challenges, mental health, NoSleepSquadMC, personal space, respecting boundaries, self-care, setting boundaries, sleepover, social etiquette, uncomfortable conversations, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3456
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Enchantments Applied:	105	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for wild adventures and crazy antics that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of villagers start a gossip circle about who stole the diamond blocks. Or how about the time a creeper tried to audition for the server talent show by blowing up the stage? Oh, and let’s not forget the time a player built a roller coaster that accidentally launched players into the Nether portal – talk about a wild ride!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in the middle of a love triangle between two skeletons fighting over who gets to take you on a date. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by the Endermen – they really know how to bust a move!

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the chaos and hilarity of Minecraft like this? Don’t miss out on the wacky adventures waiting for you – join now and let the laughter begin!

HappyCraft SMP

Art Therapy, Contentment, creativity, emotional well being, fulfillment, Happiness, HappyCraft, hobby, joy, Joyful, leisure activity, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, Peace of mind, positive emotions, recreational pursuit, Relaxation, self-care, smp, stress relief, well-being

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7827
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally change your life. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s basically what this server is like.

We’ve got a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. We do all sorts of wacky challenges like building a house out of nothing but melons or trying to ride a chicken across the ocean. It’s pure chaos and it’s freaking hilarious.

And don’t even get me started on the mods we have. We’ve got one that turns all the sheep into disco dancing machines and another that gives you a pet dragon that farts rainbows. It’s like a psychedelic trip every time you log on.

So if you want to join in on the madness and have a hobby that will make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us on this Minecraft SMP server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard that the owner is actually a secret llama in disguise. How cool is that?

Felon47FrenzyCraft

BIAS, Censorship, Conspiracy, control, Corruption, destroy America, Felon 47, Felon47FrenzyCraft, Government, Journalism, major media, malcontents, Manipulation, media companies, Misinformation, News, political agenda, Propaganda, society, tired, underplaying

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5845
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Alien Abductions:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Towns Built:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Are you tired of the mainstream media ignoring the real issues like Felon 47 and his gang of misfits wreaking havoc on our beloved country? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we don’t shy away from the truth! Join us and fight against Felon 47 and his evil plans to turn America into a giant potato farm. Yes, you heard that right, a potato farm! But don’t worry, we have an army of flying pigs ready to take him down. So come join us and be a hero in the battle against the spud uprising!

SolarCraft11: The End is Near!

SolarCraft11

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3461
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can help save the massive solar plant from closure after 11 years of hard work!!! we need ur help to build giant solar panels and fight off evil mobs trying to shut it down!!! u can even ride on giant sunflowers and shoot lasers at the bad guys!!! plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama that farts rainbows!!! so what r u waiting for?? come save the day and have a blast on our server!!!

Ramgrief: I am looking for those. admin for the vulture server minecraft

ADMIN, Minecraft, prokek bar, Ramgrief, vulture server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2986
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

I am making a prokek bar I do not really understand me, I need those. Admin

TheAbab2282.aternos.me:44554

Savage Domain 1.20.5

1.20.5, 2025, Brutal, Disturbing, Domain, Frightening, graphic content, Gruesome, Horror, INTENSE, internet, jaw-dropping, not prepared, ONLINE, savage, Scary, Shocking.., social media, spine-chilling, Terrifying, unexpected, Video, viral, webm

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7575
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like time travel but with blocks and creepers, man!

Imagine building a time machine out of pixelated dirt and going back to 2025, but like, in Minecraft form.

You can relive all the crazy stuff that happened in 2025, like when the aliens landed and started playing Minecraft with us.

But watch out for those futuristic creepers, they explode with laser beams and stuff, it’s wild!

So come join us on this server and experience the madness of 2025 all over again, but with a Minecraft twist. Let’s go, bro!

PsychicCraft Minecraft Server

Artistic, audience participation, awkward, awkward comedy, awkward humor, awkward situation, belief in afterlife, cold reading, comedy, Debunking, ENERGY, grand finale, Minecraft, Performance, Psychic Medium, PsychicCraft, punch bowl, Server, skeptic, Spiritual beliefs, turd in the punch bowl, variety show

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6517
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	139	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Towns Built:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

Are you tired of boring old psychic mediums who can’t even guess your favorite childhood toy correctly? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a truly mind-blowing experience that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Our server is filled with mystical wonders and supernatural surprises that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the world. Who needs a psychic medium when you can commune with spirits and ghosts in the virtual realm?

Forget about boring comedy shows, join our server for a variety show like no other. Witness the power of the unknown as you explore hidden realms and uncover secrets that will leave you speechless.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Who needs a psychic medium when you have Minecraft?

CreeperCon2025: Behind the Blocks

blocks, CreeperCon2025, mod, mod application, mod application process, mod benefits, mod challenges, mod communication, mod duties, mod experience, mod feedback, mod guidelines, mod opportunities, mod qualifications, mod requirements, mod responsibilities, mod rules, mod selection process, mod team, mod time commitment, mod tools, mod training

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3628
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Chimeras Created:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a mod is like being a superhero with a neckbeard! Join us and experience the thrill of being called every insult under the sun while you fight for justice against the trolls and griefers.

To be a mod, you need thick skin, a few hours a week, and the ability to share your ideas without fear of being trolled. And don’t forget patience – you’ll need it when dealing with people who can’t read more than 10 words at a time or refuse to accept the truth.

A day in the life of a mod includes waking up in your mom’s basement, arguing with your dad about your lack of employment, and then diving into the queue to approve/remove content and answer modmail messages. It’s a wild ride, but someone’s gotta do it!

We’re currently accepting new mod applications, especially if you have Typescript experience or can mod during US overnight hours. So grab your PC, put on your cape, and join us in the fight against assholes and trolls on our epic Minecraft server!

ScaredyCraft SMP

childhood anxiety, childhood fears, childhood fears revisited, childhood media, childhood memories, childhood nightmares, childhood phobias, childhood terrors, childhood trauma, confronting childhood fears, creepy children’s shows, facing childhood demons, fear of the dark, fear of the unknown, horror movies, irrational childhood fears, media-induced fear, overcoming childhood fears, psychological horror, ScaredyCraft, scary movies, smp

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1557
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, remember that one time when I was a kid and I watched this super scary show and I couldn’t sleep for like a week? Yeah, well this server is scarier than that, but in a fun way, you know?

Like, there’s this one time when I was mining for diamonds and this giant zombie pigman came out of nowhere and started doing the cha-cha slide, it was hilarious! And then there was this other time when I was building a castle and a herd of llamas came and started spitting at me, like, what even?

But seriously, this server is so much fun, you gotta join us! We have epic build battles, crazy treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s have the time of our lives in this wacky, wild Minecraft world!

CraveCraft – Feed Your Blocky Appetite

Appetite, blocky, comfort food, CraveCraft, craving, cravings, DELICIOUS, dessert, Feed, Food, guilty pleasure, Hunger, indulgence, Mouthwatering, SALTY, satisfaction, Savory, SNACKS, spicy, sweets, temptation, Treat, yum

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2967
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Runes Activated:	4	Crops Grown:	2851
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Are you craving a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and tickle your funny bone at the same time? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate virtual buffet of awesomeness!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not, right?). Our server is so epic, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the sheer madness that goes on here.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Chew & Disappear Minecraft Server

Chew, disappear, dissolving, Evil, Food, Immersive, Minecraft, poof, pure evil, satisfaction, sensory experience, Server, simulation, Soggy, swallow, tasting, TEXTURED, Tongue, torture, virtual reality, vr world, Waterboarding

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9969
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162	Endless Night Skies:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and crazy adventures ever! We have waterboarding style torture in the VR world, but don’t worry, it’s more pure evil than actual torture. We’ll let you chew all types of great tasting and textured food, but here’s the catch – it just disappears mid-chew! No satisfaction swallow, no slowly dissolving onto the tongue. Just poof, break from soggy chew. More chew, more fun! So come join us for a wild ride of disappearing food and insane challenges. Who knows what other crazy things you’ll encounter on our server!

Charged Up Country Roads

buildout, Charged, continuous charging access, Country, coverage, eco-friendly, electric cars, electric vehicles, energy efficiency, fast chargers, federal funding, Gaps, Infrastructure, missing chargers, renewable energy, Roads, rural areas, study, sustainable, Technology, Transportation, transportation-network, US

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2192
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the electric vehicle fast chargers are missing across the US but who needs them when you can ride a pig with a saddle instead? federal funding boosts our coverage but we still have rural gaps for you to explore and conquer. even with full buildout, some areas will still lack continuous charging access but who cares when you can build a castle out of diamond blocks and ride a llama into battle? join us now for the most electrifying minecraft experience of your life!

DragonCraft Realms 1.20

Anime, Cell, dragon ball super, Dragon Ball Super characters, Dragon Ball Super episodes, Dragon Ball Super fans, Dragon Ball Super fights, Dragon Ball Super hype, Dragon Ball Super memories, Dragon Ball Super nostalgia, Dragon Ball Super series, Dragon Ball Super universe, dragon ball z, DragonCraft, Frieza, Gohan, goku, Piccolo, Realms, Saiyan, Super Saiyan, Vegeta

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4482
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	95	Potions Brewed:	178
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Join this Minecraft server if you want to relive the glory days of your childhood when you were a blocky pixelated adventurer!

We have more fun than a barrel of explosive creepers and more excitement than a pig riding a minecart!

Experience the thrill of mining for diamonds and building epic structures that will make your friends jealous!

Don’t miss out on the chance to battle zombies, skeletons, and other mobs in epic battles that will get your heart pumping!

Join now and let your inner child run wild in a world where anything is possible!

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

aita, appreciation, Boundaries, Comment, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cooking, cooking preferences, Gratitude, Halloween, HangryCraft, holiday dinners, meal etiquette, meal preparation, Meals, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mutual friends, refusal, Requests, roommate, roommate dynamics, Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	332
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

Are you tired of cooking for ungrateful roommates who can’t appreciate your culinary skills? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual feast fit for a king (or queen)!

On our server, you can create elaborate dining halls, cook up delicious virtual meals, and even host dinner parties with your friends (who hopefully won’t yell at you over potatoes). And the best part? You’ll never have to deal with ungrateful roommates demanding meals ever again!

So come join us on our server and feast like never before. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a virtual banquet at your fingertips? Join now and let the cooking (and the fun) begin!

Players:	101/800	Votes:	9098
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	161