MineCraftyExcuse | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

Need a good excuse for being late to work? Just tell your boss you were busy building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama on our server. Trust us, they’ll understand once they see your masterpiece.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the Nether where you’ll meet a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to play hide and seek.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dimension Hops:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Buildings Constructed:	29

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	116
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Ores Mined:	2389	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Potions Brewed:	163
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

DemonsLand Season 3

Economy, LifeSteal

Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MCSugars

Economy, Survival

MCSugars is a survival server based on a diamond economy, with loads of cool features including land claims, pwarps, chest shops, crates, marriage and more

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7211	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MitoloskaSLO

Economy, Survival

Slovenian survival server because you start as a servant and can become a GOD! Come and join! more in the video: https://youtu.be/nIFqOfCyZBU

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

NiftySMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
New Chunks Explored:	459196	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MythriaNET

Cross-Play, Economy

Mythria.NET – Your CityBuild network [1.8.x – 1.19.x]

__________________________________________________________________Welcome to Mythria.NET, Glad you found us here! Info: For voting you will receive a gift on our server.__________________________________________________________________

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

AxolotlSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the AxolotlSMP!We are a dedicated server that is willing to be the server that goes above and beyond to give you the true vanilla SMP experience. We have some of the most custom features that you will ever see!▪ 1. Dungeons: Enter the dungeons and slay the commanders of each dungeon and earn loot along the way ▪ 2. Vanilla Gameplay: We’re bringing Vanilla back! Play your favorite game Minecraft but with additional twists and more! ▪ 3. Weekly Events: We have fun, engaging and exciting gameplay every single week! You’ll never get bored! ▪ 4. Storyline: Join and expierence an ongoing storyline. Meet new characters and new locations! ▪ 5. Custom Structures: Find large castles in the wild and loot them or make it your base! ▪ 6. Balanced Economy: Our economy is built to last! Years of experience ensuring that you’ll have fun! ▪ 6. Professional Staff: Our staff members are the best. No more abuse or unfair treatment! ▪ 7. Custom Everything: Everything is made by our team! Our plugins, artwork, builds, and models are all custom!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

ShatteredVanilla

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, Survival

ShatteredVanilla is a awesome server with multiple gamemodes such survival, hardcore gamemode coming soon, and more awesome gamemodes! we have awesome developers and staff to make your gameplay awesome. We have a cool discord where we host giveaways and events! We even host weekly crystal, sword, pot, cart, and elytra pvp events weekly too! This is a awesome server to meet new friends team up and make server ruling empires to try get ready for the end event every 4 months. We have cool ranks, insane builds, good pvp, and a awesome community for you to play with.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!