MineCraftyExcuse | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

Need a good excuse for being late to work? Just tell your boss you were busy building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama on our server. Trust us, they’ll understand once they see your masterpiece.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the Nether where you’ll meet a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to play hide and seek.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Holy Grails Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Classic Realms

Economy, Survival

Classic Realms is a Minecraft survival server which strives to bring back the old classic survival experience, cutting out the nonsense from modern day servers. If you’re looking for a fun, non p2w server! Classic Realms is your best bet!Connect using bedrock with the ip: bedrock.classicrealms.net and the port 8188

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SkeletoSMP

Mini Games, Survival

Best survival SMP u can find . Very good staff and players friendly server everyone will be helpful join us and have fun !!!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Animals Bred:	36	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	New Chunks Explored:	830501
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Farms Harvested:	342
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3048
Dragons Tamed:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	55
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Animals Bred:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Emeralds Found:	2913	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.