MineCraftyExcuse | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

Need a good excuse for being late to work? Just tell your boss you were busy building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama on our server. Trust us, they’ll understand once they see your masterpiece.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the Nether where you’ll meet a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to play hide and seek.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Animals Bred:	119	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MissileCraftEU

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so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the EU is talking about it? well, this server is so epic that even Iran is tryna get in on the action by supplying us with ballistic missiles. like, how insane is that? u gotta join this server if u wanna be part of the craziest Minecraft community ever. plus, who knows what other countries will try to get in on the fun next? join now before the whole world is talking about us!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Crafty Co-op: Prosocial Paradise

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LOLZ COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE ARE LIKE THOSE PROSOCIAL BUSINESSES BUT INSTEAD OF MAKING MONEY WE MAKE BLOCKS!

WE PROMOTE COLLABORATION AND WELL-BEING, SO YOU BETTER BELIEVE WE GOT THE BEST COMMUNITY OUT THERE. WE DON’T CARE ABOUT SELF-INTEREST, WE CARE ABOUT BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND HAVING FUN!

PLUS, WE HAVE A LEGENDARY STORY ABOUT A CREEPER WHO LEARNED HOW TO DANCE AND NOW HE’S THE LIFE OF THE PARTY. YOU WON’T FIND THAT KIND OF ENTERTAINMENT ANYWHERE ELSE!

SO IF YOU WANNA BE PART OF SOMETHING SPECIAL AND BUILD SOME CRAZY BLOCKY CREATIONS, JOIN US NOW! LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME! 🤪🎉🔥

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	139	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

What is the IP for FGTeeV Minecraft Server?

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FGTeeV is a popular family gaming and toy unboxing YouTube channel created by Vincent Carter and his wife Samantha. They are known for their entertaining and humorous content showcasing video game playthroughs, challenges, reviews, and unboxings. FGTeeV has amassed a large following of dedicated fans, with millions of subscribers and views on their channel. Their family-friendly videos appeal to viewers of all ages, making them one of the most beloved YouTubers in the gaming community.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9010	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Melio SMP: Where Whitelists are as exclusive as a VIP club and plugins are as minimal as my attention span

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Server Overview
Hi, we’re a whitelisted community SMP on JAVA 1.21 that has nothing but plain ol’ survival minecraft. It is for those who are looking to just play minecraft with little plugin fuss, no drama, and relive the same experience as that one private server with your friends from 6 years ago. We have: No teleportation or warps A trust system – no land-claiming or protection (we prevent griefs and theft by building this community on people we can trust) A vanilla experience – no McMMO, SlimeFun, Jobs, etc. Custom world generation: the TerraformGenerator plugin Diamond-based economy and shopping district A world from March 2024 with longevity in mind; we don’t plan on resetting! Events – e.g. treasure hunts, build contests, tournaments

Server Overview

Hi, we’re a whitelisted community SMP on JAVA 1.21 that has nothing but plain ol’ survival minecraft. It is for those who are looking to just play minecraft with little plugin fuss, no drama, and relive the same experience as that one private server with your friends from 6 years ago. We have:

No teleportation or warps
A trust system – no land-claiming or protection (we prevent griefs and theft by building this community on people we can trust)
A vanilla experience – no McMMO, SlimeFun, Jobs, etc.
Custom world generation: the TerraformGenerator plugin
Diamond-based economy and shopping district
A world from March 2024 with longevity in mind; we don’t plan on resetting!
Events – e.g. treasure hunts, build contests, tournaments

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can apply through our Discord server: https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t. Application takes about 5 minutes and will be reviewed within the same day.
What is the server’s philosophy?	Our philosophy is to keep the core experience vanilla and to keep the server centered around the community.
Are there any plugins on the server?	We have minimal plugins to maintain a vanilla experience, with the exception of TerraformGenerator for custom world generation.
Is there a land-claiming system?	No, we have a trust system in place instead of land-claiming or protection. Griefs and theft are prevented by building a community based on trust.
Is there an economy on the server?	Yes, we have a diamond-based economy and a designated shopping district for players to trade and purchase items.
Will the server world ever reset?	We do not plan on resetting the world, providing a sense of longevity for players to build and explore without the fear of losing progress.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Ladies’ Choice Minecraft Server

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Are you a woman looking for a Minecraft server that will fulfill all your wildest dreams? Look no further, because on our server, we only accept blokes who are exactly 1.8 metres tall with a 15.2 centimetre willy and make a whopping $76k quid. Why, you ask? Because it’s proper mad, mate!

Join us on this insane journey where only the most specific and outrageous criteria will get you in the door. Build your dream world with fellow players who meet these ridiculous requirements and see just how wild Minecraft can get. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Potions Brewed:	168

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

The Real Estate Market Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of living in a boring old dirt hut? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP has the hottest real estate market in the game! We’ve got mansions, castles, and even underwater villas up for grabs. And rumor has it, if you build your house on a diamond block, you’ll never have to worry about creepers again!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a fortune in feathers and eggs. Joining our SMP means you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a duel and claim his title as the rightful ruler of all poultry!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the chance to boogie with zombies and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a run-in with the infamous Ender Dragon. See you in the game!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Emeralds Found:	2437	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

TinyJoysMC SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll gain the power to control time itself! So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

BdayBlockBonanza

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Oh, forget about boring old birthday presents, join our Minecraft server and we’ll give you the gift of endless fun and adventure! Imagine this: on your birthday, you log in and find a giant cake made entirely out of diamonds waiting for you in the middle of a lush jungle. But be careful, because the cake is guarded by a pack of wild creepers who are just dying to blow out your candles! And that’s not all, we also have a special birthday quest where you have to hunt down a rare pink sheep and shear it to make a birthday suit of armor. Trust us, this server is the ultimate birthday present you never knew you needed!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	346	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Lit London English Teachers

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so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s like, run by a group of literature teachers from London who are actually english english teachers. they teach u how to build epic castles and stuff while reciting shakespearean sonnets. plus, rumor has it that if u find the hidden library in the server, u unlock a secret quest to find the lost diamond sword of king arthur. like, how crazy is dat? so come join us and let’s get literary in minecraft, mate!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Arctic Plant Party

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Yo, yo, yo! listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to explore Antarctica but without all the cold and danger? well, do we have the server for you!

Join our epic Minecraft server where the Antarctic Peninsula is LIT with plant cover! From less than 0.9 square kilometres to almost 12 square kilometres, that’s like, a bazillion percent increase, bro!

Imagine building your base surrounded by lush vegetation in the frozen tundra. You can have a pet penguin as your sidekick and ride polar bears into battle.

So come on down to our server and experience the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! Who needs the real Antarctica when you can have this epicness? Join now and become the ultimate Antarctic explorer!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	228	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Forgive Her Minecraft Server

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Are you ready to forgive and forget on this wild and wacky Minecraft server? Join us for a chance to redeem yourself and make amends with all the creepers you’ve blown up in the past. Our server is filled with forgiveness and fun, where you can build bridges (literally) with your enemies and turn your TNT into hugs.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself was forgiven on our server and now spends his days hosting dance parties in the Nether. Plus, our diamond ore is said to grant wishes to those who mine it with a pure heart (and a strong pickaxe).

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to forgive and forget in the world of Minecraft. Just remember, forgiveness is key…unless someone steals your diamonds, then all bets are off.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Mines Excavated:	2365	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Diana’s SMP Adventures

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Legend has it that Diana Serday herself roams these lands, seeking out brave adventurers to join her in epic quests and battles. Who was Bind referring to when he mentioned M? Could it be a secret code for hidden treasures waiting to be discovered? Only those who join our server will find out!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful mobs you’ll ever encounter. From exploding chickens to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll come across in our world.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, danger, and endless possibilities, then come join us on this Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of Diana Serday herself!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8441
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

529Craft: Son’s Loot Only

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us and experience the thrilling tale of a 40-year-old player who is torn between saving for his biological son’s college fund and his stepdaughters feeling left out. Will he be able to balance the financial needs of his blended family while navigating the treacherous waters of child support dodging bio dads?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between a wife who just found out about her husband’s secret college fund and the stepdaughters who have been living the high life with international trips and competitive sports. Will they all come together in harmony or will the Minecraft world be torn apart by financial woes?

Join our server now and choose your side in this epic battle of savings accounts and stepfamily dynamics. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who stirs up even more chaos? The choice is yours on our outrageously entertaining Minecraft server!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

LifeGoalz Minecraft SMP

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Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves, and the creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding? Look no further, because our server is the place where dreams come true and reality is just a suggestion. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft even more ridiculous together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MineCraftMate: The One!

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while your partner sits on the couch watching TV? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can bond with your significant other by building epic structures together and fighting off creepers side by side! Who needs couples therapy when you can just play Minecraft together?

Join our server and witness the most romantic proposal ever – one player built a giant diamond ring out of blocks and popped the question in front of all their friends. Talk about relationship goals!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret love potion hidden somewhere on the server that will make any player fall head over heels for you. Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft?

So come join us and find out why our server is the ultimate place for love, adventure, and building a future together (literally)!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.