MineCraftyExcuse | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

Need a good excuse for being late to work? Just tell your boss you were busy building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama on our server. Trust us, they’ll understand once they see your masterpiece.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the Nether where you’ll meet a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to play hide and seek.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

GenocideGamerGirl

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so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, imagine a world where french women are like, accused of genocide in syria, but in minecraft form! join us for the most epic adventure of your life, where you can build, mine, and troll your way to victory! plus, we have this secret hidden dungeon where you can find rare loot and maybe even uncover the truth behind the french woman’s trial. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this craziness! come join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6291	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Orphan Lit Roleplay

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so, like, u ever wanted to be an orphan in minecraft? well, now u can! join our server and become the ultimate literary role model! u can be like harry potter or annie or even oliver twist!

we have an orphanage where u can live and do chores and stuff. but watch out, cuz there’s a secret tunnel that leads to a magical world full of diamonds and dragons and stuff.

if u join our server, u can also adopt a pet creeper and teach it tricks. like, imagine a creeper doing backflips and stuff. it’s wild.

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every week where u can compete in a hunger games-style battle royale. winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples.

so come join our server and live out ur orphan dreams. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Antarctica Greenery Expansion Server

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Yo, you ever seen plants growin’ in Antarctica? Well, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got plants poppin’ up everywhere like it’s a dang rainforest! Come join us and witness the madness of vegetation takin’ over the icy lands of Antarctica!

We got trees taller than the Eiffel Tower, flowers bigger than your momma’s house, and grass greener than a leprechaun’s underwear! It’s a botanical bonanza up in here, and you don’t wanna miss out on the plant party of the century!

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready to explore the wildest, greenest, most plant-tastic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Join us now and be a part of history as we watch Antarctica turn into a freakin’ jungle right before our very eyes! Let’s get growin’, baby!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	139
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Emeralds Found:	9991
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Free Okinawa Mansion Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do all that and more! Join us and not only will you get a free trip to Okinawa, but you’ll also receive a hefty sum of free money and a beautiful house complete with a black Asian girlfriend! And get this – all you have to do is prove that your city is a “twin town” with Okinawa according to Wikipedia. It’s that easy! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best life in Minecraft!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Animals Bred:	133	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Buildings Constructed:	34	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Dutchies Rule Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our totally not racist, definitely not discriminatory Minecraft SMP! We don’t discriminate against anyone except for those darn Belgians, Jews, and anyone named Jennie (seriously, what did Jennie do to deserve this?).

Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. We have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server, so you better watch your back.

But don’t worry, we also have a thriving economy based on trading diamonds for stacks of dirt. And every full moon, we gather around a campfire to tell ghost stories about Herobrine and his pet chicken.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Just remember, if your name is Jennie, you better watch out.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SkillfulSMP: UselessButHandy

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mastering is the art of mining? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to show off your useless skills that actually come in handy!

Join us and become the reigning champion of the “Most Random Useless Skill” competition! Have you mastered the art of juggling while riding a pig? Or perhaps you can recite the entire Bee Movie script backwards? Whatever your useless skill may be, we want to see it in action!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” event, where players must battle it out in a fierce taco-eating competition to win the coveted title of “Taco King”. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this epic showdown of gastronomic proportions.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your useless skills shine like never before! Who knows, you may just find yourself saving the day with your unexpected talents in the most absurd ways possible.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

WorkCraft: Inappropriate Edition

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Are you tired of being a responsible adult all day? Come join our Minecraft server where inappropriate behavior is not only encouraged, it’s required!

Once, a player built a giant statue of their boss and then proceeded to blow it up with TNT as a form of stress relief. Another time, someone built a secret underground lair filled with inappropriate memes and jokes that only the bravest players could find.

Join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and questionable decisions. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Wormwood’s Tubby Cure Server

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got that African wormwood compound up in here! It’s like a potion straight outta Harry Potter, but for realzies! This stuff can take out them pesky mycobacteria that causes tuberculosis like it’s nothin’.

Picture this: you’re chillin’ in your Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a dope castle, when suddenly you start coughing and feelin’ feverish. But fear not, my friend, cuz on this server, we got that African wormwood on deck to cure you right up!

So come on down and join us, where we’re killin’ tuberculosis and buildin’ epic creations at the same time. It’s a win-win, baby! Let’s get crafty and stay healthy together on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Dooby’s Jerboa Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take jumping to a whole new level! Join us on our crazy train-bound adventures with Dooby, the mouse vtuber who is always up for some roingus shenanigans.

On October 20th, something wild is going down on the server – you won’t want to miss it! Team up with fellow train enthusiasts, gator lovers, and anyone else who’s ready to jump into the madness.

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll unlock secret levels, discover hidden treasures, and maybe even encounter a real-life jumping mouse (okay, maybe not, but a player dressed as one is just as good).

So hop on board, like, subscribe, and follow Dooby’s socials to stay in the loop. And remember, the previous station may have been fun, but this one is where the real party’s at! Let’s get roingus, baby!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

She Looking At Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs comes rolling through, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you be able to defeat him and claim the title of Chicken Queen? Only time will tell!

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what wacky shenanigans await you on our server!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Momma’s Money Pit Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional manipulation, enabling behavior, family conflict, family dynamics, financial independence, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial struggles, financial support, guilt tripping, long-term support, Minecraft, mommas, MONEY, parent-child relationships, personal boundaries, Pit, public confrontation, Server, standing up for yourself, tough love

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your own mom in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream house without any interference from family drama!

Join us and escape the clutches of financial manipulation! Build your own empire and show off your creativity without worrying about being called “selfish” for wanting to improve your own life.

Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations in a healthy and constructive way. No more family gatherings where you have to hold back – here, you can let loose and build to your heart’s content.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the real world drama and hello to a world where the only limits are your imagination. Join now and start building your dream life, one block at a time!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Mother-in-Lawcraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to take any photos of you looking like a “pile of fat shit” in a dress with a medical boot! Join us for a wedding-free experience where your self-esteem will remain intact, unlike OP’s in this crazy story.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, like dealing with in-laws who just won’t listen to your wishes. Here, you can build your dream world without any interference from meddling family members or judgmental spouses.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only tears you’ll shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have. And remember, on our server, you’re always the beautiful bride, no matter what anyone else says!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

QuoteCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players try to build a giant hot dog roller coaster while being chased by a horde of zombie villagers. So come on, join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories that will have you laughing for days!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Love Letters Sent:	1	Runes Activated:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

HateflixMC

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Are you tired of being judged for not liking that one movie everyone else raves about? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your movie opinions don’t matter at all! Our server is filled with players who understand that not everyone has to love the same things, especially when it comes to movies. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the haters of that popular movie gather to plot its downfall. So if you want to join the resistance against the tyranny of that overrated flick, come on over and build with us!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	127	Farms Harvested:	763
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endless Night Skies:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

HezbollahHavocCraft

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come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where israeli strikes on beirut are targeting potential new hezbollah chief but like who cares about that when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with your friends on our server like seriously why worry about real world drama when you can be living your best blocky life with us join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe and a pet llama that spits fireballs at your enemies like how cool is that bro so what are you waiting for come join us and let’s have some epic fun together in the world of blocks and pixels who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures with us am i right let’s goooooooo.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9828
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ores Mined:	8185	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.