Are you tired of boring old compliments like “you’re smart” or “you’re funny”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll receive the most outrageous compliments you’ve ever heard! Picture this: you’re building a majestic castle and someone tells you that your block placement skills are so on point, they should be studied by NASA for their next space mission. That’s the kind of praise you can expect on our server! Join us for a wild ride of wacky compliments and absurd accolades. Who knows, you might even be dubbed the King or Queen of Blocksville by the end of the day!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Star Shards Collected: 250
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28
Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Secret Passages Found: 2
Royal Courts Attended: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Crafty Pixel Playground Minecraft Server

    Crafty Pixel Playground Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace the true spirit of progressiveness! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we’re all about pushing boundaries and breaking barriers.

    Join us as we explore the controversial topics of slavery, rape, pedophilia, and war in Islam – but don’t worry, it’s all in the name of progress! We’ll show you how these taboo subjects can actually be seen as forward-thinking and revolutionary.

    And let’s not forget about those pesky kuffar who tried to force us to ban these practices – they’re the real savages here! Join us as we fight back against their oppressive ways and reclaim our right to explore these edgy topics.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not afraid to tackle the tough issues and push the boundaries of what’s acceptable, then look no further. Join us and be a part of something truly outrageous!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 469 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • I_Still_Believe_In_Minecraft_SMP

    I_Still_Believe_In_Minecraft_SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your friends to take down a gang of evil llamas who have stolen all the diamonds in the land.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance floor cleaners. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve done the zombie shuffle with a group of undead monsters.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. I still believe that this is the best server out there, and you will too once you see the insanity that awaits you!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 16
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3526 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • NecklaceNaziCraft

    NecklaceNaziCraft
    Are you tired of family drama creeping into your Minecraft world? Join our server and escape to a land where heirloom necklaces and wedding day traditions don’t matter one bit!

    Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual heirlooms out of blocks, where falling outs and grudges are just part of the game. Our server is the perfect place to let go of real-life pressures and just focus on crafting, mining, and surviving in a pixelated paradise.

    Don’t let anyone pressure you into sharing your virtual treasures – on our server, it’s all about you and your choices. So come join us and leave the family drama behind – because in this Minecraft world, the only thing you’ll be holding onto is your diamond sword.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Mines Excavated: 4497 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • BananasAreEvil Minecraft SMP

    BananasAreEvil Minecraft SMP
    If you had infinite powers, you would definitely ban boring Minecraft servers! Why settle for the same old vanilla experience when you could join our crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun? We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Gods Slained: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Crops Grown: 6819 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • DreamCraft: Reality Check

    DreamCraft: Reality Check
    Do you ever find yourself questioning reality while playing Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll never know if you’re dreaming or not! Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can defeat the Ender Dragon with a single peck. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Ender Chicken will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

    So come on down to our server and let your wildest dreams come true (or maybe they’re just dreams within dreams within dreams…who knows?). Just remember to pinch yourself every now and then to make sure you’re still awake!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 71 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Crafty Booze Busters

    Crafty Booze Busters
    Yo yo yo! Wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Lemme tell ya, dis server is like no other! We got pigs flyin’ in the sky, creepers dancin’ to dubstep, and villagers sellin’ you enchanted diamond armor for just a few emeralds!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s been approved by the Minecraft Gods themselves. They said, “This server is da bomb, yo!” And you know what? They were right!

    Forget them other servers with their boring rules and regulations. On our server, you can ride a llama into battle, build a house out of TNT, and even tame a dragon as your pet!

    So what are you waitin’ for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. It’s like a black hole of fun, sucking you in and never letting go!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Potions Brewed: 119
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Overgrowth MC

    Overgrowth MC

    Welcome to Overgrowth MC! We have hundreds of custom items and mobs, plus new systems to enhance your experience. Slay powerful mobs, bring your friends (or make new ones!) and build a community together. Pvp with new and interesting weapons and classes, roleplay, grow more powerful with skills, and more!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a circus performer trying to become the ringmaster of the VTuber world? Look no further than our server, where you can join Nene, the girl who came from another world to become an idol, and Polka, the acrobatic queen who will wow you with her skills!

    But wait, there’s more! Join Lamy, the daughter of a noble family from a snowy land, who left everything behind to join our colorful world full of fun. And don’t forget about Botan, the white lion who may seem lazy, but is actually a gaming addict ready to heal you like a pro at the end game.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of idols, circus performers, noble daughters, and lazy lions all coming together to create the most epic Minecraft experience ever? Join now and become part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • /Heem/ Minecraft SMP

    /Heem/ Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and boring players? Well, look no further because our server is the most powerful thread /heem/ has ever seen edition!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds? Why not!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it lays diamond eggs, others say it can fly. Who knows what kind of crazy powers this Chicken has!

    So come join us on the most powerful thread /heem/ has ever seen edition and see what kind of madness awaits you. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything is possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Gods Slained: 0
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 41
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Secret Passages Found: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • ManlyMinecraftSMPQA

    ManlyMinecraftSMPQA
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience chaos, hilarity, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but wooden swords and sheer determination. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by a fearless chicken named Cluck Norris who will stop at nothing to conquer all other mobs.

    Have you ever wanted to ask men questions that you were too embarrassed to? Well, on our server, you can ask anything you want and the answers may surprise you. From the best way to build a castle to the most efficient way to mine obsidian, our players are always willing to share their knowledge (and maybe a few tall tales).

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they tend to have a sense of humor that’s explosive!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 20

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • BdayBlockBummer

    BdayBlockBummer
    Have you ever received a birthday gift so bad that you wished you could just escape to a different world? Well, now you can on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your bad birthday memories behind as you embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and battle mythical creatures. Who needs a lame gift when you can have the gift of endless fun and adventure in our crazy world? So come on, join us and leave your bad birthday gift woes in the dust!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • NukeCraft: Poilievre’s Gift to Humanity

    NukeCraft: Poilievre’s Gift to Humanity
    yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up nuclear sites like it’s nobody’s business! imagine the chaos and destruction, it’s a gift to humanity, just like Poilievre says! we got creeper explosions that will make your head spin and lava pits that will make you scream like a little baby! join now for the most insane and outrageous gameplay you’ve ever experienced! trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Bing’s Drug Fails: AI Harm Server

    Bing’s Drug Fails: AI Harm Server
    so like, u know how scientists asked Bing Copilot – like the chatbot thing from Microsoft – about drugs n stuff? well, apparently, like 42% of the answers were like gonna mess u up a lil bit, ya know? and like 22% of the answers were gonna straight up kill u or mess u up real bad.

    if u wanna avoid that kinda chaos, then u should totally join our Minecraft server! we promise that none of our AI bots will give u bad drug advice or anything. plus, we have like the craziest builds and the most epic PvP battles. like, u won’t believe the stuff that goes down on our server.

    so come join us and escape the chaos of Bing Copilot’s drug advice! trust us, u won’t regret it. plus, we have cake. lots of cake. like, so much cake u won’t know what to do with it all. so yeah, join our server and let the good times roll!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • FatePvP

    FatePvP

    FatePvP is a a 1.8 competitive Factions server releasing in the coming weeks after months of development aiming to offer a great experience for all players. The server is packed with custom events, including PvP and raiding focused ones in addition to hourly mini-games that anyone can enjoy. In addition, players can explore several special areas, including The Mines, Darkzone, and much more that provide unique ways to earn money.

    We also have other gamemodes that will be coming out in the future. Join our discord for more information.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Blockmc Lifesteal

    Blockmc Lifesteal

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    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Star Shards Collected: 130
    Divine Spears Created: 14 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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