Are you tired of boring old compliments like “you’re smart” or “you’re funny”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll receive the most outrageous compliments you’ve ever heard! Picture this: you’re building a majestic castle and someone tells you that your block placement skills are so on point, they should be studied by NASA for their next space mission. That’s the kind of praise you can expect on our server! Join us for a wild ride of wacky compliments and absurd accolades. Who knows, you might even be dubbed the King or Queen of Blocksville by the end of the day!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 108/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
Dragon Eggs Found: 6515 Horror Stories Survived: 1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46
Star Shards Collected: 258 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • FlatMateFrenzy Minecraft Server

    FlatMateFrenzy Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating awkward situations with former college friends who may or may not have crossed boundaries in the past.

    Imagine the excitement of building your virtual house next to your friend’s, but with separate entrances so you only see each other on the driveway. Will there be cuddling and attempted moves? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, it’ll be a wild ride full of social ineptitude and awkward encounters.

    Just like in real life, you’ll have the chance to learn from your mistakes and grow as a player. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into your abusive ex at the virtual grocery store. But don’t worry, they won’t harm you anymore – unless you accidentally build your house too close to theirs.

    So come join our server and experience the thrill of uncomfortable situations and questionable boundaries. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 364
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • FriendshipFiascoCraft

    FriendshipFiascoCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where trust is key and friendships are tested in the most hilarious ways! Join us for a savings scheme like no other, where your hard-earned diamonds are at stake!

    Imagine a world where your in-game currency is deposited into a virtual bank, only to be used for emergencies by your so-called “friends.” Will you be the next victim of a shady banker like Jessica, who promises to repay you but conveniently forgets?

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being removed from the group chat and accused of humiliating your friends publicly, all because you dared to ask for your rightful payout. Will you stand your ground and pursue legal action, or will you let bygones be bygones?

    Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the treacherous waters of group savings schemes in Minecraft. Who knew virtual currency could cause this much drama? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Demon Skulls Collected: 19 Divine Spears Created: 10
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • TVShowFanaticMC SMP

    TVShowFanaticMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the rarest and most majestic Minecraft creature – the legendary Rainbow Sheepicorn! These magical creatures roam freely around our server, spreading joy and sparkles wherever they go.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Potato King, a mysterious figure who rules over the land with an iron fist… made of potatoes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Potato King in a dance-off, you will be granted unlimited potatoes for life!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with the Rainbow Sheepicorn and the Potato King by your side.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Star Shards Collected: 169
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Mythical Quests Completed: 34 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 21 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • CryCraft: Tears of Laughter

    CryCraft: Tears of Laughter
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy cat? Well, look no further because our server will have you crying tears of joy! Literally, we have a special plugin that triggers a crying animation every time you find a diamond. It’s like finding your first diamond all over again, except with more tears and less stress. Join us and see if you can handle the emotional rollercoaster that is our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 11 Void Gems Collected: 14
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Dragon Eggs Found: 7403
    Towns Built: 9 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • PolandCraft Server: No Undocumented Mobs!

    PolandCraft Server: No Undocumented Mobs!
    haha no need for asylum when you join dis epic minecraft server! we got so many crazy builds and fun minigames, you’ll never wanna leave! plus, we got rid of all the undocumented mobs tryna sneak in, so it’s super safe here. come join us and build the most epic castle ever, or battle it out in our pvp arena where the winners get a lifetime supply of diamond swords! trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on all the fun and chaos on this server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • CraftyNorseWarfare

    CraftyNorseWarfare
    so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join rn!

    we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate. yep, you heard right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS.

    oh, and did i mention that the zombies here are actually really good dancers? like, they break out into a full on thriller dance routine every time you defeat them. it’s wild, man.

    plus, our creepers are actually just misunderstood and they give out free hugs instead of blowing up your stuff. it’s like a cuddle party every time you see one.

    so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? it’s like a party in your computer, man. come join the fun and let’s make some memories together.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Animals Bred: 101 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 26
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • MineLatam

    MineLatam

    We welcome you! What do we offer? Bringing you the best OP experience you can find in the Minecraft community. If you like what we do, don’t hesitate to stop by our discord.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 26 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • CraftedSurvival: Where shopping is a sport and survival is a specialty! Join us for some semi-vanilla fun!

    CraftedSurvival: Where shopping is a sport and survival is a specialty! Join us for some semi-vanilla fun!

    Crafted Survival Minecraft Server

    Features Description
    🏠 Land Claiming Claim your own land to protect your builds
    🛍️ Shopping District Trade with other players in a designated shopping area
    💨 Homes and TPA Set homes and teleport to other players
    🗺️ Live World Map View the server world map in real-time
    👾 Mob Heads Collect heads from defeated mobs
    🌙 One Player Sleep Allows one player to skip the night when sleeping
    🏅 Ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting Earn ranks through various in-game activities
    🧍 Active Player Base Join a friendly and active community of players

    Server Information

    🔗 IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

    🔗 Bedrock Port: 19132

    We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I claim land? To claim land, use a golden shovel to select two points and create a claim.
    Can I participate in the shopping district? Yes, all players are welcome to set up shops and trade with others in the shopping district.
    How do I set a home and teleport to other players? Use /sethome to set a home location and /tpa [player] to teleport to another player.
    Is the server grief-free? Yes, we have measures in place to prevent griefing and ensure a friendly community experience.
    How can I earn ranks on the server? Ranks are based on trust, playtime, and voting. The more you play and contribute, the higher your rank will be.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 51
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Degrade The GF Minecraft Server

    Degrade The GF Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a special event called “Degrade the GF” where players can team up to prank each other’s in-game girlfriends by building giant statues of them out of dirt and then blowing them up with TNT. It’s a wild ride of emotions and explosions!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough, we have a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for hidden chests filled with rare items and diamonds. But beware, the chests are guarded by a pack of mischievous chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their loot.

    So come join us on this wacky and unpredictable Minecraft server, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas). See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Buildings Constructed: 25
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Cunt Prostitute Minecraft SMP

    Cunt Prostitute Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in your Minecraft world, searching for excitement and adventure? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your virtual needs!

    Join us and experience a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug. Our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and our economy is based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and dragon eggs.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who run a thriving prostitution ring. That’s right, you can trade emeralds for a night of passion with a sexy librarian or a seductive blacksmith. It’s a wild world out there, and anything is possible on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Divine Spears Created: 17
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Star Shards Collected: 88
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Falling into the Void: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • DiamondsForDudes

    DiamondsForDudes
    Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this age-old question! We have a secret hidden in our virtual world that will blow your mind and have you questioning everything you thought you knew about gender equality. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of highly trained ninja cats who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. So come on, join us and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Gods Slained: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9793 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • EuroCraft2025 Minecraft Server

    EuroCraft2025 Minecraft Server
    come join our minecraft server where we pretend to be the president of poland in 2025 and our main goal is to make ukraine join the EU in the most epic way possible! we have crazy events like building giant EU flags out of diamond blocks and having epic battles against evil mobs that represent anti-EU forces.

    duda himself will be there to guide you through the journey and give you special quests like finding the legendary EU sword hidden deep in the mines. join now and be part of the most epic EU expansion in minecraft history!

    plus, we have free virtual pierogi for all new players! don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to shape the future of europe in a blocky, pixelated world. join now!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Towns Built: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8045 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • UkraineWarzoneCraft

    UkraineWarzoneCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner warrior and fight like a russian soldier in ukraine but without the actual danger lol. we got intense battles happening all the time, just like in the real world but with pixelated graphics and blocky landscapes. u can be the hero of ur own story and lead ur army to victory against the enemy, just watch out for those creepers tho they’re more dangerous than any enemy soldier. join now and experience the thrill of war without actually getting hurt, what more could u ask for in a minecraft server?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Chimeras Created: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Cough Crafters: Chronic Chronicles

    Cough Crafters: Chronic Chronicles
    so, liek, imagine dis crazy server where coughs be da main event, yo. we gotz dis epic technology dat monitors ur coughs 24/7, cuz u never know when a coughin’ spree gon’ hit, amirite? u can’t miss out on all da wild cough dynamics happenin’ on dis server, it’s like a coughin’ extravaganza up in here. join now for da most intense cough monitoring experience of ur life, u won’t regret it, cough cough cough!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Villages Defended: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Alien Abductions: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • FaberNetworkMC

    FaberNetworkMC

    Minecraft towny with dungeons, quests, PVP, events, and hundreds of custom items whilst preserving the vanilla style.

    Integrated leveling system with mobs/bosses and custom loot that becomes stronger as you progress.

    Dungeons and adventures with different difficulties.No limit on progression.

    Economy takes an important role in the server – Grow your empire by working jobs, trades with other players and even selling towns.Own custom pets with custom coded abilities.

    Custom boss/mob models for a fresh feel.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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