MineCrafty2024 | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as educational as it is entertaining? Look no further than our server, where we teach you everything your parents won’t! Join us for a wild ride of learning about the birds and the bees, STDs, pregnancy, and consent – all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is so lit, even your parents will be shook when they find out what you’ve been up to. So why wait? Join now and expand your knowledge in the most unexpected way possible!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CraftyAddictz

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What’s something you can’t go a day without? If your answer is “playing on the most epic Minecraft server ever created”, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is so amazing, it’s been known to cure zombie pigmen of their bad attitudes and turn creepers into friendly pet cats.

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the grass is always greener and the diamonds are always sparklier. Our community is filled with wizards, unicorns, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Plus, our virtual buffet is always stocked with unlimited virtual cake. Yum!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans

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so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Void Gems Collected:	38

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server

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Arr matey! Ye be lookin’ for a place to plunder the treasures of Policenauts and play it on yer trusty ol’ PC? Well, look no further me hearties, for this Minecraft server be the perfect place for ye!

Join us on this wild adventure where ye can sail the seven seas of pixels, fight off creepers and zombies with yer mighty sword, and search for buried chests filled with the precious loot of Policenauts.

But beware, for there be a fearsome pirate captain who guards the game with his life, ready to challenge any landlubber who dares to steal his booty. So gather yer crew, sharpen yer swords, and set sail for the most epic Minecraft server ye ever did see! Yarrrr!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	533	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	113
Animals Bred:	138	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandal, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Void Gems Collected:	22	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy! Our server is filled with magical wonders and mystical creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew as a child.

Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be able to ride unicorns and fly on the backs of dragons. We even have a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with all the toys you ever dreamed of as a child. From Barbie dolls to action figures, you’ll never run out of things to play with on our server.

So come join us and let your inner child run wild in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even rediscover that sense of wonder and imagination that you thought you lost long ago.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Secret Passages Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

BlockBucks Adventures

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If money wasn’t an issue, you’d probably be joining our Minecraft server right now and living out your wildest blocky dreams! Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player – rumor has it he’s a total noob at PvP though.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. And every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the land, spreading rainbow sparkles and good vibes to all who witness it.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft wonderland? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	New Chunks Explored:	869177
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!

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yo, u ever think about how the stars r like, dead af but we still see their light? it’s like a ghost party up in the sky, man. speaking of ghost parties, come join our minecraft server where the creepers throw the sickest raves and the zombies are actually really good dancers.

we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell dad jokes, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally, cuz the stars are dead, remember?), then come on down and let’s get blocky together. trust me, it’ll be a blast – just like those ghost stars in the sky.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

FreePvP

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FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8023	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Void Armor Forged:	25
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re running for president? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Kamala Harris herself is considering joining just to boost her chances in the next election. Imagine building your own White House replica and giving speeches to virtual crowds of villagers who hang on your every word. Plus, rumor has it Joe Rogan might even stop by for a podcast episode about the importance of mining diamonds. Join now and start your journey to virtual political stardom!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6048
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Another Movie About The Negros And The Most Unrealistic Thing… Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we come up with! Join us if you want to experience a server where the villagers have taken over and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. But don’t worry, they’re pretty chill once you get to know them.

We’ve got a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves.

But the real reason you should join our SMP? We have a group of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour and challenge players to race them for epic prizes. Plus, our nether is filled with friendly pigmen who love to trade rare items for stacks of cooked porkchops.

So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse), come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they have a tendency to photobomb your epic builds at the worst possible moment.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

BlockyHub – No Quitting Allowed!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is just as intense as this 41F’s dilemma!

Join us for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a world where you can build your own empire without worrying about workplace politics.

On our server, you can make 145k diamonds a day (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?) and never have to worry about quitting your job for your husband’s promotion.

Who needs a university job when you can be the ruler of your own Minecraft kingdom? Join now and let’s build a world where crazy employee handbooks and office drama don’t exist!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

GrizzlyGrossHistory – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the truth behind history’s grizzliest and grossest events! Ever wondered what really happened during the Plague of Justinian? Turns out it was just a bunch of creepers exploding everywhere! And the Black Death? Just a bunch of zombies running amok! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic journey through history like you’ve never seen before. Who knew the past could be so entertaining (and explosive)? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftyDisasterAdvice

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Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy challenges and mind-boggling quests that will leave you questioning your sanity.

One time, a player joined our server and was told to build a house out of TNT. They thought it was a joke, but little did they know, our server is full of explosive surprises. Let’s just say, their house didn’t last very long!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with killer bunnies and evil chickens. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the chicken boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then join us now! Just remember, you’ve been warned.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ores Mined:	2940
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

NextLevel Network

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Welcome to Nextlevel Network

Explore Nextlevel Network, where Survival, Factions, and KitPvP come together to create an unparalleled Minecraft experience.

Survival: Dive into a rich, expansive world where you can explore, build, and thrive. With an active and friendly community, you can collaborate or carve out your own path.

Factions: Join or create your own faction to conquer territories and dominate the world. Build powerful alliances or wage war against rivals. It’s survival of the fittest in this land of endless opportunities.

KitPvP: Hone your combat skills in our action-packed KitPvP arenas. Choose your kit, perfect your strategies, and rise through the ranks to become the ultimate champion.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	3666	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Buildings Constructed:	36	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Rune Stones Activated:	11