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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 8714 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 466 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 47 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 16 |
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