MineCrafty Politicians – /epl/ ft. /trans/ – New Labour LOLz

#ChelseaManager, #DeZerbi, #FaCup, #FACupFinal, #footballnews, #Kammy, #Londonorigin, #managerialchanges, #ManchesterUnitedfan, #NewLabour, #TenHag, Brighton, epl, labour, lolz, manchesterunited, McKenna, minecrafty, pochettino, politicians, rumours, Soccer, sportsnews, Trans, Transfers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Rumor has it that Ten Hag is getting the sack regardless of whether you win the FA Cup or not. But don’t worry, De Zerbi might be in the running for the next Chelsea manager – imagine the tactics he’ll bring to the table! And let’s not forget about Pochettino eyeing up the Manchester United job, along with Mckenna, a Londoner who bleeds red.

But wait, there’s more! Brighton is also in need of a new manager, and who better to take the reins than Kammy himself? It’s going to be a wild ride, folks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, join us now! Just ignore the rest of the news, it’s all rubbish anyway.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	102
Crops Grown:	7317	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	90	Falling into the Void:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magic Items Found:	3882
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Magic Items Found:	3987

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Animals Bred:	106	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3092	Players Killed by Monsters:	736
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6631	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Crops Grown:	2418	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Towns Built:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Buildings Constructed:	48

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Crops Grown:	1919	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9979	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	New Chunks Explored:	239591

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	294
Mines Excavated:	4048	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.