MineCrafty Politicians – /epl/ ft. /trans/ – New Labour LOLz

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Rumor has it that Ten Hag is getting the sack regardless of whether you win the FA Cup or not. But don’t worry, De Zerbi might be in the running for the next Chelsea manager – imagine the tactics he’ll bring to the table! And let’s not forget about Pochettino eyeing up the Manchester United job, along with Mckenna, a Londoner who bleeds red.

But wait, there’s more! Brighton is also in need of a new manager, and who better to take the reins than Kammy himself? It’s going to be a wild ride, folks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, join us now! Just ignore the rest of the news, it’s all rubbish anyway.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5343	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100
Ores Mined:	1959	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	84	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Enchantments Applied:	202	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	24

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4427	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ores Mined:	1092	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6875	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	139	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!