MineCrafty Politicians – /epl/ ft. /trans/ – New Labour LOLz

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Rumor has it that Ten Hag is getting the sack regardless of whether you win the FA Cup or not. But don’t worry, De Zerbi might be in the running for the next Chelsea manager – imagine the tactics he’ll bring to the table! And let’s not forget about Pochettino eyeing up the Manchester United job, along with Mckenna, a Londoner who bleeds red.

But wait, there’s more! Brighton is also in need of a new manager, and who better to take the reins than Kammy himself? It’s going to be a wild ride, folks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, join us now! Just ignore the rest of the news, it’s all rubbish anyway.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Star Shards Collected:	214	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	243	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6340
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Farms Harvested:	104
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	New Chunks Explored:	975505
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Star Shards Collected:	297

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	373	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mines Excavated:	2780	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Towns Built:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	235	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.