MineCrafty Politicians – /epl/ ft. /trans/ – New Labour LOLz

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Rumor has it that Ten Hag is getting the sack regardless of whether you win the FA Cup or not. But don’t worry, De Zerbi might be in the running for the next Chelsea manager – imagine the tactics he’ll bring to the table! And let’s not forget about Pochettino eyeing up the Manchester United job, along with Mckenna, a Londoner who bleeds red.

But wait, there’s more! Brighton is also in need of a new manager, and who better to take the reins than Kammy himself? It’s going to be a wild ride, folks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, join us now! Just ignore the rest of the news, it’s all rubbish anyway.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6620
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Crafty Creeper Academy: Where History Lessons Are Just as Explosive as the Creepers!

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Are you tired of boring history lessons that leave out all the juicy details? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we dive deep into the untold stories of WWII! Join us as we uncover the secrets of the USSR and the epic Leningrad Siege – who knew history could be this exciting?! So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through the forgotten tales of WWII. Who needs textbooks when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Crafty Cash Grabbers: Because ‘Why are video games so expensive?’

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Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced video games? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your gaming prayers! Join us and experience a world where everything is free, including enchanted gear, rare items, and even unlimited diamonds!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who doubles as a professional stand-up comedian on weekends. Watch as he tells jokes while you battle him for epic loot and bragging rights.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our secret underwater city, where mermaids throw parties every night and dolphins ride around on flying pigs. Don’t worry, we have scuba gear for everyone, even if you’re a creeper who’s afraid of water.

So why waste your emeralds on expensive games when you can join our server for a wild and wacky adventure? Come on in, the water’s fine (and full of diamonds)!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Poop-Powered Jet Fuel: Minecraft’s Craziest Server Yet!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we turn human waste into sustainable aviation fuel! Yes, you heard that right – we’re taking poop and turning it into fuel for planes. Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place that combines the joys of Minecraft with the stench of a sewage treatment plant?

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, building epic structures, and all the while, you’re surrounded by the delightful aroma of biosolids. It’s like playing Minecraft in a porta-potty, but way more fun!

Our server is the perfect place for those who love a challenge – both in-game and in terms of holding your nose. So come join us and experience the magical world of turning poop into power. Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Enchantments Applied:	279	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Crops Grown:	2339
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SonicCraft – Gotta Mine Fast! Join ‘/sthg/’ for Chaos Emeralds & Creeper Explosions!

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Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft server in existence! Join us at the Sonic the Hedgehog General for a wild ride through all things Sonic! We’ve got more hype than a chili dog at a speedster convention!

2024 has been declared the Year of Shadow, so get ready for some edgy adventures. And don’t miss out on the IHOP Sonic Promotion – who knew pancakes could be so fast?

We’ve even got a leaked Sonic Toy Party, where the toys come to life and start racing each other around the server. And mark your calendars for the Knuckles Series Trailer premiere – it’s gonna be more epic than a Chaos Emerald hunt.

Oh, and did we mention that Sonic the Hedgehog 3 is coming in December 2024? Get your rings ready, because it’s gonna be a blast!

Join us for all the Sonic news, game recommendations, and even a booru full of OCs that will make your head spin faster than Sonic himself. Don’t miss out on the fun – come join the chaos at the Sonic the Hedgehog General Minecraft server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Crafty Redditors – Mine, Build, LOL!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a secret underground disco party!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! And don’t forget to spread the word on Reddit and Twitter to troll all the goys out there! Let the madness begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

KonosubaCraft: Where explosions, chaos, and hilarity reign supreme in the world of Minecraft!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day…and anime! That’s right, by joining our server, you are actually helping to save anime from extinction! How, you ask? Well, our server is powered by the tears of kawaii kittens and the laughter of magical unicorns, which in turn keeps the anime world alive and thriving. So come join us and be a hero to all your favorite anime characters! Plus, did we mention that our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can boogie down with creepers and skeletons? It’s a party like no other, and you’re invited! So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be a part of the most epic adventure in Minecraft history!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9827	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

TrumpCraft: Where we take out mobs like Qasem Soleimani! #MinecraftMadness

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate showdown between Trump and Soleimani! Build your own nuclear weapons and show Iran who’s boss in epic battles that have never been seen before! Biden may be sleeping on the job, but you can take matters into your own hands on our server. Don’t miss out on the chaos and destruction, join now!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Magic Items Found:	3485	Mines Excavated:	3426
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	357

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

ShitalyCraft: Where suffering is not an option!

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Are you tired of being a 25-year-old kissless virgin in a world full of normies? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone is a kissless virgin! That’s right, no need to worry about fitting in or feeling left out, because we’re all awkward and socially inept here!

Join our server and experience the joy of easy sex in a world where everyone is just as lonely and desperate as you are. Build your own virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh realities of Shitaly and embrace your inner autist with pride.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the normies behind and join us on the most inclusive and awkward Minecraft server out there. Who needs real-life friends when you have a virtual world full of fellow kissless virgins to keep you company? Let’s build some epic blocky fortresses and conquer the world together, one cringeworthy interaction at a time!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Pixelated Wasteland Adventures

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Do you crave a server that will make you laugh until your sides hurt? Then look no further, my friend, because this server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our wacky Minecraft server and prepare to embark on the most ridiculous adventures of your life. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers – yes, you heard that right, dancing creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is actually run by a group of mischievous leprechauns who love nothing more than pulling pranks on unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a bunch of skeletons and zombies. And if that’s not enough, we also have a giant maze filled with treasure at the center – but be warned, it’s guarded by a herd of angry llamas who will spit at anyone who dares to enter.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for a wild ride that you’ll never forget! Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Drive-Thru Disasters: Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of being humiliated as a motorist in Europe? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the thrill of charging faggots extra fees and bans in a virtual world where Detroit is the car-destroyed capital of cars. Watch as we destroy interchanges and build public transport like never before. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Dimension Hops:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Minecraft Mayhem: LOL Edition

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for our High Noon Event where Zed, Zyra, and Fiddlesticks come to life and wreak havoc on the server! Watch out for the Blood Moon, where the sky turns red and chaos ensues. It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before!

Forget about regular patch notes, we have our own wacky patch notes that will keep you on your toes. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what to expect next!

Check out our model viewer to see all the insane creations our players have come up with. From giant statues of Teemo to rollercoasters made entirely out of diamonds, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright crazy Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NEETcraft: Spend Your Last NEET Funds Wisely!

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Are you tired of spending your NEET funds on boring things like food and rent? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can live out your wildest NEET dreams without ever having to leave your computer chair! Join us now and say goodbye to responsibilities, because who needs to eat when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers all day long?

But that’s not all! On our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of mining diamonds with their hooves. Join forces with these majestic creatures and become the richest player on the server in no time!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and zombies break out into dance parties. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come on, join us on our server and say goodbye to the real world. Your NEET funds may be running out, but your adventure is just beginning!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

DragonCraft: LOL Edition – Unleash the LOLs and Mine Like a Boss!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for the chance to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes, or embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a built-in taco dispenser that rains down delicious tacos whenever you’re feeling hungry in-game. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Villages Defended:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

FireKillerCraft

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to play by the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most fire-filled server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons with flamethrowers, building houses out of lava blocks, and riding on giant flaming chickens. Yes, you heard that right – giant flaming chickens!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Fire Wizard who will grant you the power to shoot fireballs from your fingertips and turn your enemies into crispy bacon.

So why wait? Join us now and let the fiery fun begin! Just remember, if it’s not on fire, you’re doing it wrong!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Blocky Brits

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Delboy, a legendary player who can build a castle in 10 seconds flat and tame a creeper with just a wink. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of Delboy riding a dragon into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a block of TNT that tells dad jokes. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Farms Harvested:	444
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!