MineCraftXIVG – The Endwalker Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place to build, mine, and troll your friends!

Join us for epic in-game events like the Dragon Quest Collab, where you can battle golems in the hills and snatch up some sweet loot. And don’t miss out on the Moogle Treasure Trove, where you can hoard all the shiny treasures until June 24th.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got the Yo-kai Watch Event Re-run happening until 7.0, so you can catch ’em all and become the ultimate Yo-kai master. And if PvP is more your style, jump into Series 5 and show off your mad skills.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got meetups happening all the time. From Male Meetup Pirates and Treasure Planet to an Alt ERP extravaganza, there’s always something crazy going down on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

The CuntyCraft Server: Where Hate Gets You Banned!

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Are you tired of dealing with hateful cunts on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict no-cunt policy! We once had a player who was being a total douchebag, but don’t worry, we swiftly banished them to the Nether where they can be salty for eternity. Join us for a drama-free, cunt-free, and totally epic Minecraft experience. Plus, our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes in glitter and rainbows. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Magic Items Found:	4318	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ores Mined:	5288

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Crafty Cunts and Big Families Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on servers where everyone is a lonely only child? Well, come join us on our Minecraft server where big families are the norm! We’ve got so many siblings running around, you’ll never feel alone again.

Our server is like a virtual Brady Bunch on steroids. Need help building a castle? Just ask your 12 brothers and sisters for a hand. Want to go on a mining adventure? Grab your cousins and let’s go!

But that’s not all – we also have regular family reunions where we all gather around a virtual campfire and roast virtual marshmallows. And don’t even get me started on our epic family feud battles – nothing says bonding like a good old-fashioned PvP showdown with your relatives.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the joy of having a big, dysfunctional family in a blocky world. Who needs therapy when you have siblings to drive you crazy?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

YeetCraft – Land of Llamas and Lols

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos! Our players include Enna, Millie, Nina (who has graduated from Minecraft University), and Reimu. Enna is known for her epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions, while Millie is the queen of pranks and mischief. Nina is a master at survival mode, taking on mobs like a boss. And Reimu? Well, let’s just say her PvP skills are unmatched.

But that’s not all! We also have Ethyria Essentials, a mystical land filled with rare resources and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension where diamonds rain from the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community around. Just beware of the exploding sheep and the zombie pigmen riding chickens. It’s a wild world out there, but we wouldn’t have it any other way!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Crafty Wonderland: Where even Alice gets lost in the mines!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, pack your bags and get ready to go down the rabbit hole because our server is like Wonderland on steroids!

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a talking rabbit who will guide you through a world filled with magic, mayhem, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at. Want to ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT? We’ve got it. How about a PvP arena where the only rule is to fight like a mad hatter? You betcha.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Cheshire Creeper, a creature that will explode into a rainbow of blocks when defeated. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a secret dimension where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha.

So what are you waiting for? Don’t be late for this very important date on our server. Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Endless Night Skies:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Crafty Kremlin Crew: Trump, Putin & Co. Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can join forces with Trump and his two creepy sidekicks to defend Russia’s frontline in eastern Ukraine! These guys have been blocking U.S. aid for over 400 days, so you know they mean business. Join now for a wild ride filled with political drama, intense battles, and maybe even a few scandals along the way. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling? Join us today and be a part of the chaos!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Gods Slained:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

GiggleCraft – Genshin Impact meets Minecraft madness! Join the fun now!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the Two Worlds Aflame, where the Crimson Night Fades and insanity reigns supreme.

Embark on epic quests and discover hidden treasures in our collaboration web event “Discover Traces, Explore Nature”. But watch out for the Feline Fortress Furrdyssey event, where you’ll have to fend off fluffy feline warriors to survive!

Our current character banner features Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, and Barbara – all ready to join you on your crazy adventures. And don’t miss out on our weapon banner with the Tome of the Eternal Flow and Freedom-Sworn – perfect for slaying dragons and building epic structures.

But that’s not all! Get daily check-in rewards for life and redeem insane codes like GENSHINGIFTBNYP6K5X4HIQCA3BLTURGH9DGGXG71L5J215GT9LMYXB8NXMHOFK9PBK481GKAVIH73V97ENNQXAZLX1943GOLQH7G62I7EUYKHC29118G54 for exclusive loot.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything goes!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Brits Gone Wild: Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you wish you had a Minecraft boyfriend to build cute little houses with and go on adventures together? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you to find your new blocky beau!

Join us and you’ll be surrounded by hunky Minecraft hunks who are ready to shower you with virtual flowers and protect you from creepers. Who needs a real-life boyfriend when you can have a pixelated prince charming by your side?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Love Potion, a magical elixir that will make any player fall head over heels in love with you. Just imagine all the heart emojis and virtual kisses you’ll be getting!

So come on, join us and find your new Minecraft boyfriend today. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your happily ever after in this pixelated paradise!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Divine Spears Created:	19
Astral Projections Made:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

TomboyCraft: Where badass chicks rule the blocky world!

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Are you tired of boring, basic female characters in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where tomboys reign supreme! Why settle for princesses and damsels in distress when you can join a community of fierce, independent tomboys who know how to hold their own in a fight?

Join us and experience a world where tomboys are the ultimate warriors, dominating every battle with their unmatched strength and agility. From building epic fortresses to taking down mobs with ease, our tomboy players are always up for a challenge.

But that’s not all – on our server, tomboys also have the best fashion sense. Forget frilly dresses and sparkly accessories, our tomboys rock badass armor and stylish combat boots. Who says you can’t slay monsters and look fabulous at the same time?

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner tomboy and show the world what you’re made of, join our server today. Trust us, once you go tomboy, you’ll never go back!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Pixel Purgatory: ‘Do I pass?’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join the fun! Join us now and experience the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly epic. So, do I pass? Oh, you bet your diamond sword you do!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Potions Brewed:	171	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Tourist Trap: White Tourists Beware in Japanese Subway Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting lost in the confusing maze of Japanese subway stations? Do you constantly find yourself accidentally ending up in the wrong city? Well, fear not my fellow white tourists, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through intricate subway systems without the risk of missing your stop and ending up in a completely different prefecture. Our virtual subway stations are filled with helpful signs, friendly NPCs, and even a secret warp zone that takes you straight to your destination in a blink of an eye.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within the depths of our server lies a hidden underground city where the locals are actually friendly and don’t judge you for being a lost tourist. Explore the bustling streets, visit the quirky shops, and maybe even stumble upon a secret hot spring where you can relax and unwind after a long day of subway adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to getting lost in translation in the real world. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SharkyCraft: Where Sharks Rule and Wives are Cute!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have a cute shark wife! That’s right, not only can you mine for diamonds and build epic structures, but you can also swim with your adorable shark spouse who loves to cuddle and play fetch with seaweed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where pigs fly and rain bacon down upon you as you climb to the top. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the mystical Unicorn Valley, where rainbow-colored horses roam free and grant wishes to those who are pure of heart.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where the possibilities are as endless as the laughs you’ll have with your shark wife by your side.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Towns Built:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Blocky McBlockface: Where Even Your Mom Thinks You’re Cool

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or if you want to build a castle made entirely out of TNT.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos we bring.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?)

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Holy Grails Found:	4
Buildings Constructed:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Potions Brewed:	149
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133	Players Killed by Monsters:	8372

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Hindu Invaders LOLz – /shit/ Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we discuss the most pressing issue of Indian Immigration! Join us and become a part of the chaos as we debate who is truly Indian based on their hand posting abilities. Don’t worry, if you support India but refuse to post your hand, you’ll automatically be deemed Indian with no way out. It’s not because you’re too white or have nothing to prove, it’s just because your name is now officially Rakesh. And if that wasn’t wild enough, get ready for some intense political discussions and maybe even a few trannies thrown in for good measure. Come join us on this rollercoaster of a server, where anything goes and nothing is off limits!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Star Shards Collected:	153
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Epic Quests Completed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Serious Question: Can You Survive This Minecraft Madness?

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Are you tired of middle-managers who do absolutely nothing except sit in their office and chat with their buddies? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join our server where middle-managers actually DO stuff, like guiding players on their tasks, training newbies, and making sure everyone is on the right track.

Forget about lazy managers who don’t do anything productive, our middle-managers will make sure you’re always producing the correct blocks, not sleeping on the job, and running the right stuff. Plus, they’ll actually come check on you in the warehouse instead of hiding in their office all day!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server where middle-managers are actually useful and not just useless NPCs, join us now and experience the most efficient and hilarious management team in the game. Who knows, you might even get promoted to middle-manager yourself and show them how it’s really done!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Farms Harvested:	240	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Crafty AF: Know the difference between a creeper and your ex

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs! Imagine the riches you could have with just a few clucks!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the infamous Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.