MineCraftWholesomeness | New Minecraft Servers 2024

The Only Good Cape Shit in Last Decade Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only good capeshit in the last decade is our server! Join us for some midHow did this happen fun as we embark on insane adventures and build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally turned their pet pig into a superhero with laser eyes. Now, that pig roams the server, fighting off creepers and saving villagers in distress. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the brave soul to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Buildings Constructed:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Runes Activated:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CousinRuleBreakerCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that breaks all the rules? Look no further than our server, where chaos reigns supreme!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is so wild, even my uncle, the doctor, would be shocked by the madness that goes on here.

Just like how my cousin defied her dad’s rule and bought the Jurassic Park novel, you too can defy all expectations on our server. Who needs accurate science when you can have a blast playing Minecraft with us?

So come on over and join the fun! Just remember, on our server, the only rule is to have a good time. See you there!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Animals Bred:	154
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

LebCraft – No Israeli Demands

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where unicorns roam free, pigs fly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained U.N. peacekeepers who will stop at nothing to keep the peace. They may not be able to stop wars in the real world, but in Minecraft, they are unstoppable!

Join now and you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams from its eyes. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels will sing your praises. It’s like heaven, but in block form!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Peace out, gamers!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Wobble Craft: Dark Matter Detection

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yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even aliens from Mars are getting in on the action? well, look no further cuz our server is out of this world!

rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of dark matter passing by as you mine for diamonds. that’s right, we’re so next level that even MIT is studying us to figure out how we’re attracting all this intergalactic attention.

so come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to explore the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures with your fellow gamers. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret portal to Mars and become besties with some alien creepers. the possibilities are endless on our server!

don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly out of this world. join our server today and let the cosmic adventures begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

WaterMelon Mc

Adventure, Anarchy, Creative, Earth, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Magic, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

Welcome to WaterMelojn Mc BEST LIFESTEAL SERVER EVER Maded Try it Now Best Ranks Crates Keys Voting |And Much More Join Now and Exprince the Best Lifesteal server

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Solis MC

Custom Items, Minecraft, OneBlock, pay to win, Server, Solis MC

Come play on Solis Mc. We have Oneblock currently and will be adding more modes. We have custom animated items and all items are completely free of pay to win.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Dragon Ball Sparking Zero Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the power of amputee privilege! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player with only one arm joined our server and became a PvP legend because they could click their mouse super fast with their one hand. It was like they had the ultimate gaming cheat code!

But that’s not all – on our server, if you lose a limb in-game, you actually gain special abilities like super speed or the ability to shoot fireballs from your stump. It’s wild, I know. Plus, our community is filled with amputee players who will welcome you with open arms… or lack thereof.

So come join us on our server and experience the true power of amputee privilege in Minecraft. Who needs all their limbs anyway when you can dominate the game with just one?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

K I N O O O O M i n e c r a f t S M P

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because KINOOOO is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player even stumbled upon a portal to the Nether that led them straight to a disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you could be part of the insanity that is KINOOOO? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas…

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

DessertGateCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up some delicious virtual Polish and Spanish cuisine! Join us for a taste of gołąbki (cabbage rolls) and sernik (cottage cheese cake), but beware, if you gag at the sight of these pixelated delicacies, you may face the wrath of our virtual family members.

Experience the drama of trying new foods in our Minecraft world, where lying about dessert choices can lead to intense arguments and silent treatments. Will you stand your ground and defend your culinary preferences, or will you take a bite of the unknown and discover a new favorite dish?

Join us on this food-filled adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the virtual family dinner table! Just remember, in our world, the cake may be a lie, but the sernik is very real.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Buildings Constructed:	27	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

HabitCraft: The Underrated Villager

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as it attracts a swarm of friendly creepers who just want to party.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for baking the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. Join us and witness the epic battle between the dragon and a giant army of angry llamas armed with laser beams.

So why wait? Join our server now and discover a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

BoomBorder Minecraft Server

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OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! We got explosions like North Korea blowing up roads near the border with South Korea! It’s lit fam! But don’t worry, we won’t cut ties with u, we just wanna blow stuff up for funsies. Come join us for some explosive adventures and build your own border wall to keep out the creepers. It’s gonna be a blast, literally! Join now before Kim Jong-un decides to nuke us all!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

TalibanTakedownCraft

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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got 500 elite Afghan soldiers who fought off them Taliban baddies settlin’ in Britain! like, imagine the stories they gonna tell around the campfire while buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ off creepers. Plus, they got mad skills so you know they gonna be bossin’ it in PVP battles. Come join the fun and be part of this epic adventure, fam!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Tri-PhalliaCraft: 3 Shafts of Fun

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Yo, u gotta join dis crazy Minecraft server, cuz we got a dude with 3 PENISES! Yeah, u heard me right, THREE DONGS! It’s like some triphallia shiz up in here. We even did a post-mortem dissection to study the internal anatomy of his triple trouble down there. It’s wild, man! Come join us and see for yourself, it’s a real freak show in the best way possible. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime experience, join now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7507	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Aevorion Realms

Survival

Aevorion Realms is a dynamic Minecraft SMP where creativity and adventure blend seamlessly. Explore vast, custom-crafted landscapes, build epic structures, and engage in thrilling survival gameplay. Whether you’re forming alliances, embarking on quests, or mastering new challenges, Aevorion Realms offers a unique experience for every player. Join a thriving community and shape your legacy in a world of endless possibilities!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	442	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Pixel Land

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We invite you to our Polish BoxPvP server, where pure competition and skills count! Enter the arena, challenge other players and show who is the best. The server offers dynamic PvP fights in closed spaces, as well as a ranking system that allows you to track your progress. Collect resources, upgrade your equipment and climb to the top of the rankings.

Regular events and PvP challenges await those who want to test their skills. No lag, no compromises – just pure combat. Join us and show your strength on the BoxPvP server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Potions Brewed:	155
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Potions Brewed:	33
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47