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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 9984 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 125 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 281 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
Our server is so magical that just logging in will instantly increase your serotonin levels. The blocks are made of pure joy and the mobs drop happiness potions instead of loot. Plus, our community is so friendly that even the creepers will give you a hug instead of exploding.
Need more reasons to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on a mystical ley line that enhances your gaming experience tenfold. Players have reported feeling more energized, focused, and overall just happier after spending time on our server.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your journey to well-being in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!