MineCraftSmilez | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty Snowflakes Beware

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Are you tired of playing on boring, vanilla Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is here to Make Degenerates Afraid Again!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds. Build a castle made entirely of TNT and watch it explode in a glorious display of chaos.

Our server is home to the craziest players who will stop at nothing to dominate the virtual world. From building giant statues of themselves to creating secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing top hats, there is never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let your inner degenerate run wild on our Minecraft server. Remember, if you’re not scaring the other players, you’re not doing it right!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7359	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	24

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘FUCK MAHJONG!!’

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Are you tired of boring old Mahjong? Well, say goodbye to those tiles and hello to our Minecraft server! Why waste your time matching tiles when you can be building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling creepy mobs? Join us and never look back at Mahjong again!

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it that he once built a giant statue of himself out of diamond blocks just to show off his building skills. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive pink sheep that roams our server, granting wishes to those who can catch it.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret hidden dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a chest at the end containing a stack of enchanted golden apples and a diamond sword with all the best enchantments. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and say goodbye to Mahjong forever. Who needs matching tiles when you can be crafting your own adventure in a world full of endless possibilities? Let’s build, explore, and have a blast together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magic Items Found:	8719	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	332
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Holy Creepers Minecraft Server: “Have you ever noticed how Atheists use that phrase? And they mean… diamonds!”

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Are you tired of dealing with pesky atheists trying to rain on your Minecraft parade? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and escape the clutches of those non-believers who want to drag you down to hell with them. Our server is a safe haven for all believers who want to build, explore, and praise the almighty Notch in peace. So come on down and let’s show those atheists who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	119

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Crafty Degenerates: Where Minecraft meets mayhem in hilarious ways!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Satan himself is jealous! That’s right, he’s probably rotting in HELL right now because he couldn’t handle the craziness of our server.

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just to spice things up.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why even the devil himself can’t resist the madness of our Minecraft server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7362	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Crafty McLaughy’s Block Party: Where the Creepers are Tight and the Doci-ness is on Point!

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler! Our community is so docile, you’ll feel like you’re playing Minecraft in a zen garden.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Our server is so wild, we once had a player ride a pig off a cliff and survive by landing in a pool of lava – true story!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	171	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

The Derpy Diamond Digging Dorks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old tower defense games that are too easy and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server for the most insane, over-the-top, and downright ridiculous tower defense game you’ve ever played.

Picture this: you’re defending your base from hordes of zombie chickens, skeleton cows, and creeper pigs. But wait, there’s a twist! The zombies are wearing top hats, the skeletons are breakdancing, and the creepers are armed with water guns. Can you handle the madness?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for playing the accordion. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a tower defense experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the outrageous, and the downright hilarious.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4274

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Crafty Conundrums: Would You Rather

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can choose your own adventure! Want to be a hero and take down a murderer? Go for it! But wait, what if you want to keep that murderer alive instead? Well, we’ve got just the challenge for you. Lock them up in solitary confinement, pump them full of anti-psychotics, and watch as they age gracefully until their final days. And don’t forget about the grand finale – keep their corpse in a fridge for 3 whole months before giving them a proper burial. It’s a wild ride of suspense and insanity, so join us today for a truly unforgettable experience!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Creepin’ and Craftin’ with a side of boy- ACK! Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to not be a boy-kissing dog! We had one player who couldn’t follow this simple rule and let’s just say they got owned real quick. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other reasons to join our server.

Do you like building giant statues of potatoes? Well, we have a whole potato-themed district just for you! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can try to find the secret underground potato lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few angry potatoes).

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a petting zoo with creepers (don’t worry, they’re defused), and a dance party every Friday night in the Nether realm. So come join us and have a blast on our crazy, chaotic, and potato-filled server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Endless Night Skies:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 916813501 – Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

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ired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the pigs ride on creepers and the chickens wear diamond armor? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a giant talking mushroom who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing skeletons and singing Endermen. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and majestic that its feathers are made of pure diamond. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT house, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Crafty Cops & Crazy Creations: Where Police Don’t Patrol Your Parts!

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Are you tired of getting griefed by the law enforcement in your virtual world? Look no further, because on our server, the cops are too busy chasing chickens to bother you! Join us for a wild ride where the only law is the law of the pickaxe. Build your own empire and watch out for those pesky pigs trying to steal your diamonds. So come on down to our server and say goodbye to police brutality and hello to blocky freedom!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftyChampion: ‘/ourguy/ always on top!’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins are total noobs? Well, look no further because /ourguy/ is here to save the day! Our admin is basically a Minecraft god, building epic structures with one hand while PvPing like a boss with the other.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep riding pigs around spawn. Why, you ask? Because our admin thought it would be hilarious, that’s why! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out some sick dance moves.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the legendary Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one, it will lay diamond eggs for you to use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that is /ourguy/. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Blocky McBlockface: Where Even the Pixels Have Eyes

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the curse of turning your hobbies into relationships and neglecting your wife!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your dreams come to life, but don’t worry, your wife won’t be left behind. In fact, she might even join you on epic adventures and build the most epic base together!

Say goodbye to the curse of neglecting your loved ones and say hello to a world where your hobbies and relationships can coexist harmoniously. Join now and start building a stronger bond with your wife, one block at a time!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Blocky Booty Adventures: No Full-On Sex, Just Good Clean Fun!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or couch, if you’re watching in the living room).

Our server is so epic, it’s like the Minecraft version of Gantz! You never know what crazy challenges or adventures await you around every corner. But don’t worry, we keep it PG-13 so you won’t have to worry about any awkward moments with your housemates. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft thrill ride!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5757	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Girl Power Minecraft Server: Where Creepers Are the Only Guys Allowed!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all things wacky and wild!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to goof off and have a good time.

And if you’re worried about fitting in, don’t be! We have a strict “girls only” policy…just kidding! But seriously, we do have a secret club for players who prefer girls. So if you’re a girl who loves Minecraft, this is the server for you!

So come on over and join us for some laughs, some pranks, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of an epic quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Crafty Latinos: Building Blocks and Tacos Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually talk about the game? Well, look no further because on our server, we discuss the important things in life, like what /int/ thinks of Latin Americans! Join us for heated debates, wild conspiracy theories, and maybe even make some friends along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking hidden treasures in the game by tapping into the collective wisdom of our eccentric community. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Potions Brewed:	161
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17