MineCraftShrinkSaysLol | New Minecraft Servers 2025

KurskCraft: No North Korean Troops Allowed!

Allowed, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Korean, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, north, North Korean troops, Troops, War, Zelensky

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6056
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1802	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Star Shards Collected:	264
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE THOSE POOR NORTH KOREAN TROOPS IN KURSK OBLAST! WE HAVE EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND!

RUMOR HAS IT, IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL BE BLESSED BY A MAGICAL LLAMA THAT WILL GUIDE YOU TO THE RICHEST DIAMOND MINE IN ALL OF MINECRAFT!

ALSO, OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED BY A GHOSTLY CREEPER WHO WILL GIVE YOU UNLIMITED TNT TO BLOW UP YOUR FRIENDS’ HOUSES!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE ZOMBIE PIGMEN INVADE AND TURN EVERYONE INTO BACON!

Blocky Baby Boom: Assisted Repro Fun

Assisted, assisted conception, assisted reproduction, baby, blocky, boom, child health, children’s development, developmental outcomes, embryo Development, fertility research, fertility treatments, Fun, gene regulation, genetic expression, genetic inheritance, genetic research, in vitro fertilization, long-term effects, maternal health, Placental genes, prenatal development, repro, reproductive science, reproductive technology, study

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8273
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Divine Spears Created:	26
Potions Brewed:	61	Unicorn Sightings:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have placental genes study going on!!! we explore how assisted reproduction affects children’s development by building crazy contraptions and breeding all sorts of animals.

we have scientists in lab coats running around trying to figure out the mysteries of the placenta while riding on pigs and shooting arrows at creepers.

join us for a wild ride as we uncover the secrets of genetics and create the ultimate super baby in minecraft! trust us, you won’t find this kind of fun anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? hop on our server and let’s get breeding!

Revolt of 1857 1.21.3

1.21.3, British atrocities, British casualties, British civilians, british colonialism, british empire, British rule in India, British soldiers, Colonial oppression, Colonial resistance, Indian casualties, Indian civilians, Indian freedom fighters, indian history, Indian independence movement, Indian nationalism, indian rebellion of 1857, Indian soldiers, Indian uprising, Rebellion aftermath, revolt, sepoy mutiny

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	100
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	125
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the Indian Rebellion of 1857 on crack, man! We got more British getting wrecked than you can count, and over 800,000 Indians getting in on the action too! It’s a total bloodbath, but in a fun, blocky way, you know? So come on, join us and unleash your inner rebel warrior in this insane server!

Bullshit Minecraft SMP Murderer

anger, annoyance, bad management, bullshit, Frustration, implementation, Incompetence, incompetence at its finest, infuriating, Irritation, Minecraft, murder, murderer, poor execution, poor judgment, RAGE, smp, terrible decision, UNACCEPTABLE, unacceptable behavior, unacceptable outcome, unacceptable practices, unacceptable standards

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8747
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Towns Built:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Do you crave chaos and mayhem in your gaming experience? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we promise to make you want to murder whoever implemented our insane and outrageous features!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of angry llamas come charging at you with TNT strapped to their backs. Or how about trying to build a cozy little house, only to have it spontaneously combust every time you place a torch? And don’t even get us started on the flying pigs that rain down from the sky every time someone says the word “bacon.”

But hey, if you’re into that kind of madness and want to test your sanity, then this is the perfect server for you! Join us and see if you can survive the absolute chaos that awaits. Just be warned, you may end up wanting to murder whoever came up with this bullshit in the first place.

BroBroGoneWild Minecraft Server

absentee father, Accountability, Boundaries, BroBroGoneWild, brother issues, Cheating, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Distance, family drama, family dynamics, family responsibilities, Honesty, Interference, judgment, lack of control, marriage problems, Minecraft, newborn baby, relationship advice, Server, sister-in-law, Support

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6854
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	261	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magic Items Found:	7625	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	34	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Towns Built:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to forget about your brother’s foolishness and your sister-in-law’s marriage problems!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement, where you can build your dream world without worrying about your family’s drama. Our server is the ultimate escape from reality, where you can focus on mining, crafting, and exploring without any distractions.

Forget about your brother’s disappearing act and your sister-in-law’s constant complaints – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to survive the night against hordes of zombies and creepers. So come join us and leave your family troubles behind, because in our world, the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds!

HummBlockerCraft

Apology, classical music, concert behavior, concert etiquette, Confrontation, Date night, drunk behavior, EMBARRASSMENT, front row seats, Frustration, holiday music, HummBlockerCraft, humming, Live Music, music etiquette, patience, refund, singing, staff escalation, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2911
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Gods Slained:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the hum of annoying concert-goers? Look no further! Join our server for a peaceful and harmonious gaming experience. No humming, singing, or tapping your feet allowed – just pure, uninterrupted gameplay.

Our server is so quiet, you’ll be able to hear a creeper sneaking up on you from a mile away. And if anyone dares to make a sound, our admin team will swiftly kick them out faster than you can say “shhh!”

Join now and say goodbye to unwanted background noise. Trust us, you won’t find a more serene gaming environment anywhere else. It’s like a virtual concert hall without the annoying lady behind you!

Crafty20sRedo

building resilience, career development, Crafty20sRedo, Decision making, education, embracing change, exploring passions, Financial Planning, finding purpose, goal-setting, learning from mistakes, life choices, personal growth, redo early 20s, relationships, seeking mentorship, seizing opportunities, self improvement, self reflection, Taking Risks, Time management

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	782
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Buildings Constructed:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Runes Activated:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Potions Brewed:	60	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Are you tired of adulting and wish you could go back to your early 20s? Well, now you can… in Minecraft! Join our server for a chance to relive your youth and make all the questionable decisions you wish you had made back then.

Forget responsibilities and bills, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic treehouse or starting a llama racing league. Who needs a job when you can mine for diamonds all day and party all night in our virtual world?

So come join us and let’s turn back the clock to a time when the only thing that mattered was how many creepers you could blow up in a day. Trust us, your future self will thank you for it… probably.

Brainy Biomarker Craft

Aging population, alzheimer’s, biomarker, biomarker development, Blood Test, blood-based biomarker, brain changes, brain health, Brainy, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Craft, dementia, early detection, early diagnosis, medical science, Memory Loss, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, research, study

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3189
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

come join our epic minecraft server and experience the most insane adventures ever!!! our server is like a magical land where you can mine diamonds with a spoon and ride on flying pigs!!!

we have a secret potion that gives you the power to speak to chickens and make them do your bidding!!!

if you join our server, you will unlock the ability to build a castle made entirely of cheese and ride a llama into battle against evil zombies!!!

we even have a special quest where you can find a blood-based biomarker that will help you detect brain changes and become the smartest player on the server!!!

so what are you waiting for??? join now and let the craziness begin!!!

💜 Survival without mods, PVE, PVP 💜 Minecraft server

Antispam, banner, Cases, description, Floodprotect, fp help, GIF, Jobs, Lazy, Magic, Minecraft, Mods, OWNER, personal account, PvE, PvP, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1927
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

The owner of the server “Survival without mods PVE PVP” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

bt8.bestixworld.ru

Classic Prison

activities, bedrock, Blackmarket, Cell, classic, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Events, Fishing, Guards, Npcs, patarhd, Playershops, Prison, Progression, PvP, Quests, warzone, Website

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4626
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ores Mined:	5814
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Server Information

IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features

Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH (King of the Hill), AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage.
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster.
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.
Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge.
So Much More: Check out the server to see more

For more details

Website: https://dnmc.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB

PatarHD’s showcase: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRu3g9ruKgM

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP dnmc.net and Port 19132.

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: No, the server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players with limited benefits for donators.

Q: Are there any special events in the server?

A: Yes, you can participate in PvP events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.

Snowy Adventure 1.20.4

1.20.4, Abi Kadabura, Adopted Classmate PillowdearASMR., Adventure, Alias Anono, Alicja Da Lontano, Arya Kuroha, Bonnie Barkswell, Brave EN, Brave US branch, Bravegroup, Cera Luceria, Crystalis, Dr. NOVA(e), globie, idol corp, IDOLS, Jira Jisaki, Kiri Kilovolt, Kou Mariya, Kumanui Miel, Lunalia, Maeve Morveren, merch, Mono Monet, Narin Mikure, O’Lilou Loulou, Petalight, Pippa Pebblesworth, Poma Pon, Rara Rocora, Reina Ronronea, REM Kanashibari, Remia Aotsuki, Rhubarb N. Kustard, Riko Solari, Serina Maiko, Snowy, Squirmimi, STREAMS, Talents, Taring Hu, Terra 404, Threads, twitter, V4M_plus, V4Mirai, VoltailLyko Lianna, VSPO, Yae Yugiri, Yumi the Witch

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5059
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Void Gems Collected:	30	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	176
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Emeralds Found:	4847
Animals Bred:	131	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

Yo, have you heard about this cray-cray Minecraft server? It’s like the Go White Girl Go Edition, but in blocky form! Join us and vibe with the talents of V4Mirai, they’re like the virtual idols of the pixelated world. Crystalis, Petalight, Lunalia, Voltail, they’re all here to party with you in the virtual realm.

But wait, there’s more! We got other Brave EN groups too, like globie and VSPO! EN. They’re all ready to rock your blocky world with their epic streams and crazy antics. And don’t forget about Idol Corp, they’re like the adopted classmate of the Minecraft server, bringing some ASMR vibes to the mix.

So, why join this server? Because where else can you vibe with virtual idols, crazy EN groups, and ASMR sensations all in one place? Plus, we got merch, so you can rep your blocky fam in style. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now and let’s get this party started! 🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness

Lucky Scrote Minecraft SMP

bravado, catchphrase, Clint Eastwood, CONFIDENT, Dirty Harry, feeling lucky, funny, humor, iconic quote, LUCK, Lucky, Minecraft, movie quote, movie tagline, SCROTE, Slang, smp, tough guy, tough guy talk, tough language, tough talk, YA FEELING LUCKY

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8243
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magic Items Found:	4069
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Emeralds Found:	8553
Gods Slained:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re tired of boring old servers with the same old rules, then buckle up, buttercup, because this place is a wild ride.

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens armed with diamond swords. Why? Because why not! And don’t even get me started on the llamas wearing top hats and monocles, running around like they own the place.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant lava pit surrounded by angry pandas riding on the backs of creepers. Think you can survive that? Good luck, buddy.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party hosted by a group of singing Endermen? Yeah, that’s a thing here.

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust me, you’re gonna need it.

MineCraftyMate’s Loot: AITA Minecraft Server

aita, belongings, Boundaries, Communication, consideration, ENTITLEMENT, Honesty, Loot, Manipulation, materialism, Minecraft, MineCraftyMates, ownership, partner, possessions, reciprocity, relationship, Respect, Selfishness, Server, sharing, Trust, Understanding, Using

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8154
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds and claiming they were “ours”? Look no further, because on our server, we have strict rules against mooching off other players’ hard-earned loot!

Join us and never again have to deal with a partner who uses your enchanted gear without permission or lies to their friends about contributing to purchases. Our server is all about fairness and respect for each player’s belongings.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll find a secret chest full of rare items that no one else knows about. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So come on over and experience the most drama-free Minecraft server out there, where you can build and explore without worrying about someone taking advantage of your generosity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyHub – No Help Needed!

Boundaries, breadwinner, Communication, Conflict, CraftyHub, equality, Expectations, husband, morning routine, Needed, parenting, relationship dynamics, Resentment, sleep deprivation, stay at home mom, Support, UNFAIR, Wife, work, work-life balance, working mom

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6163
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a stay-at-home mom? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos that will make you forget all about your real-life problems.

Our server is the perfect escape from reality, where you can unleash all your frustrations in a virtual world. Build a house, mine for diamonds, and let out all your pent-up anger by destroying creepers and zombies.

And the best part? No one will judge you for not helping your husband get ready in the morning. In fact, we encourage it! Let him fend for himself while you conquer the Minecraft world like the badass mom you are.

So come join us for a hilarious and outrageous adventure that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this?

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, casualties in battle, casualties in conflict, casualties in military operation, casualties in war, Conflict, eastern front, Kursk Oblast, Kursk Oblast conflict, KurskCraft, Losses, Military, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korean army, North Korean military, russia, Server, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9743
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Animals Bred:	185
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the north korean army is losing more people than in Kursk Oblast! we got explosions, battles, and chaos galore! build your own bunker and defend against the craziness or join in on the fun and help take down the enemy! who needs world war 3 when you can have all the action right here in minecraft? join now and be a part of the madness!

Players:	105/500	Votes:	443
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11