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| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 2008 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 | Ores Mined: | 1744 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 31 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can embark on epic quests to find the legendary Toilet Diamond hidden deep within the bowels of the world (literally).
While you’re ‘pooping’ in-game, you’ll actually be on a secret mission to defeat the evil Toilet Goblins who are trying to clog up all the toilets in the land. Trust us, it’s a crappy situation but someone’s gotta do it!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special potion that turns your character into a giant toilet so you can scare off any pesky griefers who try to mess with your builds.
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bladder capacity). You won’t regret it, we promise!
