Welcome to our server, where we worship the almighty Aphrodite Kallipygos, the goddess of great butts! Join us in our quest to build the most glorious temple dedicated to beautiful booties in all of Minecraft.

Imagine a world where your butt is your greatest asset, where people compete to see who has the most magnificent derriere. Our server is filled with hilarious stories of butt competitions and love at first sight based on buttocks alone.

Join us and become a part of the legend of The Fair-Buttocks, two sisters who became famous for their assets and founded a temple to Aphrodite in thanks. Only on our server will you find a community dedicated to celebrating the beauty of butts in all their glory.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, love, and of course, plenty of butt-related shenanigans. You won’t find a server quite like ours anywhere else in the Minecraft universe!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 101/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
Dragon Scales Harvested: 486 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 4
Falling into the Void: 0 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
Royal Courts Attended: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Crafty Snowflakes Beware

    Crafty Snowflakes Beware
    Are you tired of playing on boring, vanilla Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is here to Make Degenerates Afraid Again!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds. Build a castle made entirely of TNT and watch it explode in a glorious display of chaos.

    Our server is home to the craziest players who will stop at nothing to dominate the virtual world. From building giant statues of themselves to creating secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing top hats, there is never a dull moment on our server.

    So why wait? Join now and let your inner degenerate run wild on our Minecraft server. Remember, if you’re not scaring the other players, you’re not doing it right!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘FUCK MAHJONG!!’

    Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘FUCK MAHJONG!!’
    Are you tired of boring old Mahjong? Well, say goodbye to those tiles and hello to our Minecraft server! Why waste your time matching tiles when you can be building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling creepy mobs? Join us and never look back at Mahjong again!

    Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it that he once built a giant statue of himself out of diamond blocks just to show off his building skills. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive pink sheep that roams our server, granting wishes to those who can catch it.

    But that’s not all! Our server has a secret hidden dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a chest at the end containing a stack of enchanted golden apples and a diamond sword with all the best enchantments. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and say goodbye to Mahjong forever. Who needs matching tiles when you can be crafting your own adventure in a world full of endless possibilities? Let’s build, explore, and have a blast together!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Towns Built: 7 Star Shards Collected: 232
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Holy Creepers Minecraft Server: “Have you ever noticed how Atheists use that phrase? And they mean… diamonds!”

    Holy Creepers Minecraft Server: “Have you ever noticed how Atheists use that phrase? And they mean… diamonds!”
    Are you tired of dealing with pesky atheists trying to rain on your Minecraft parade? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and escape the clutches of those non-believers who want to drag you down to hell with them. Our server is a safe haven for all believers who want to build, explore, and praise the almighty Notch in peace. So come on down and let’s show those atheists who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Crafty Degenerates: Where Minecraft meets mayhem in hilarious ways!

    Crafty Degenerates: Where Minecraft meets mayhem in hilarious ways!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Satan himself is jealous! That’s right, he’s probably rotting in HELL right now because he couldn’t handle the craziness of our server.

    Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just to spice things up.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why even the devil himself can’t resist the madness of our Minecraft server!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23 Runes Activated: 7
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Mines Excavated: 1713

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Crafty McLaughy’s Block Party: Where the Creepers are Tight and the Doci-ness is on Point!

    Crafty McLaughy’s Block Party: Where the Creepers are Tight and the Doci-ness is on Point!
    Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler! Our community is so docile, you’ll feel like you’re playing Minecraft in a zen garden.

    Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Our server is so wild, we once had a player ride a pig off a cliff and survive by landing in a pool of lava – true story!

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics).

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Dragon Eggs Found: 5241
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Astral Amulets Crafted: 19
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • The Derpy Diamond Digging Dorks Minecraft Server

    The Derpy Diamond Digging Dorks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old tower defense games that are too easy and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server for the most insane, over-the-top, and downright ridiculous tower defense game you’ve ever played.

    Picture this: you’re defending your base from hordes of zombie chickens, skeleton cows, and creeper pigs. But wait, there’s a twist! The zombies are wearing top hats, the skeletons are breakdancing, and the creepers are armed with water guns. Can you handle the madness?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for playing the accordion. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a tower defense experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the outrageous, and the downright hilarious.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Towns Built: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Crafty Conundrums: Would You Rather

    Crafty Conundrums: Would You Rather
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can choose your own adventure! Want to be a hero and take down a murderer? Go for it! But wait, what if you want to keep that murderer alive instead? Well, we’ve got just the challenge for you. Lock them up in solitary confinement, pump them full of anti-psychotics, and watch as they age gracefully until their final days. And don’t forget about the grand finale – keep their corpse in a fridge for 3 whole months before giving them a proper burial. It’s a wild ride of suspense and insanity, so join us today for a truly unforgettable experience!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Creepin’ and Craftin’ with a side of boy- ACK! Minecraft Server

    Creepin’ and Craftin’ with a side of boy- ACK! Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to not be a boy-kissing dog! We had one player who couldn’t follow this simple rule and let’s just say they got owned real quick. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other reasons to join our server.

    Do you like building giant statues of potatoes? Well, we have a whole potato-themed district just for you! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can try to find the secret underground potato lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few angry potatoes).

    But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a petting zoo with creepers (don’t worry, they’re defused), and a dance party every Friday night in the Nether realm. So come join us and have a blast on our crazy, chaotic, and potato-filled server!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Alien Abductions: 5 Animals Bred: 120
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 916813501 – Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

    Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 916813501 – Where Creepers Fear to Tread!
    ired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the pigs ride on creepers and the chickens wear diamond armor? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a giant talking mushroom who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing skeletons and singing Endermen. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Why not!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and majestic that its feathers are made of pure diamond. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT house, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 22 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Royal Courts Attended: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Crafty Cops & Crazy Creations: Where Police Don’t Patrol Your Parts!

    Crafty Cops & Crazy Creations: Where Police Don’t Patrol Your Parts!
    Are you tired of getting griefed by the law enforcement in your virtual world? Look no further, because on our server, the cops are too busy chasing chickens to bother you! Join us for a wild ride where the only law is the law of the pickaxe. Build your own empire and watch out for those pesky pigs trying to steal your diamonds. So come on down to our server and say goodbye to police brutality and hello to blocky freedom!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 11
    Love Letters Sent: 9 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Crops Grown: 3697

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • CraftyChampion: ‘/ourguy/ always on top!’

    CraftyChampion: ‘/ourguy/ always on top!’
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins are total noobs? Well, look no further because /ourguy/ is here to save the day! Our admin is basically a Minecraft god, building epic structures with one hand while PvPing like a boss with the other.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep riding pigs around spawn. Why, you ask? Because our admin thought it would be hilarious, that’s why! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out some sick dance moves.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the legendary Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one, it will lay diamond eggs for you to use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that is /ourguy/. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 28 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Blocky McBlockface: Where Even the Pixels Have Eyes

    Blocky McBlockface: Where Even the Pixels Have Eyes
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the curse of turning your hobbies into relationships and neglecting your wife!

    Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your dreams come to life, but don’t worry, your wife won’t be left behind. In fact, she might even join you on epic adventures and build the most epic base together!

    Say goodbye to the curse of neglecting your loved ones and say hello to a world where your hobbies and relationships can coexist harmoniously. Join now and start building a stronger bond with your wife, one block at a time!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Blocky Booty Adventures: No Full-On Sex, Just Good Clean Fun!

    Blocky Booty Adventures: No Full-On Sex, Just Good Clean Fun!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or couch, if you’re watching in the living room).

    Our server is so epic, it’s like the Minecraft version of Gantz! You never know what crazy challenges or adventures await you around every corner. But don’t worry, we keep it PG-13 so you won’t have to worry about any awkward moments with your housemates. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft thrill ride!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 46 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Girl Power Minecraft Server: Where Creepers Are the Only Guys Allowed!

    Girl Power Minecraft Server: Where Creepers Are the Only Guys Allowed!
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all things wacky and wild!

    Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to goof off and have a good time.

    And if you’re worried about fitting in, don’t be! We have a strict “girls only” policy…just kidding! But seriously, we do have a secret club for players who prefer girls. So if you’re a girl who loves Minecraft, this is the server for you!

    So come on over and join us for some laughs, some pranks, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of an epic quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Crafty Latinos: Building Blocks and Tacos Server

    Crafty Latinos: Building Blocks and Tacos Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually talk about the game? Well, look no further because on our server, we discuss the important things in life, like what /int/ thinks of Latin Americans! Join us for heated debates, wild conspiracy theories, and maybe even make some friends along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking hidden treasures in the game by tapping into the collective wisdom of our eccentric community. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Buildings Constructed: 12
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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