| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 9923 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 495 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 190 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 257 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 17 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
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| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 6394 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining away in the virtual world when suddenly, your mother-in-law appears out of nowhere demanding that you name your Minecraft baby after her. But fear not, for you have the power to stand up to her and declare that your blocky offspring will not bear her name!
Join us as we navigate through family feuds, guilt trips, and even TikToks about the importance of baby names. Will you side with your fiancé who can’t seem to grow a spine, or will you take a stand and show that you’re not to be messed with?
With supportive allies like your mom and your fiancé’s dad by your side, you’ll never feel alone in this virtual world. So come on over to our server and let’s show those meddling in-laws who’s boss!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 4256 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 17 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 19 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Epic Quests Completed: | 6 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 605952 |
You gotta join this server, like ASAP, because the players are all like, super duper rich and they throw emerald parties every night. I heard one time, someone found a chest full of enchanted golden apples and they all turned into unicorns and flew around the map together. It was wild, man.
And get this, the mods are like, actual dragons who hoard all the diamonds and only give them out to the most epic builders. Like, I heard this one dude built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of emerald blocks and they made him king of the server. True story.
So yeah, if you wanna be part of the most baller Minecraft SMP ever, you gotta join this server. Just watch out for the creepers wearing top hats, they’re the real bosses around here. Good luck, broskis!
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 366 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 416 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 2313 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 27 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Join us and be part of a community where emotions run wild and tears flow freely. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends while bonding over your shared love of crying in Minecraft. So come on, let those tears flow and join our server today!
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 4465 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 19 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
| Animals Bred: | 39 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
also, we have this secret underground city where players can battle it out in intense PvP matches. it’s like the hunger games but with more explosions and flying pigs.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s pretty lit. you gotta join this server if you wanna have the time of your life, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 7355 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
we got creepers that dance the cha cha slide, skeletons that play the kazoo, and zombies that do the macarena. it’s a party in every corner of the map, i tell ya.
plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling like a rapper in no time. and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco club where the villagers break it down like there’s no tomorrow.
oh, and did i mention our custom-made roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yep, we got that too.
so, if u wanna have a blast and forget all about russia and ukraine drama, come join us on this epic minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 7263 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
| Animals Bred: | 108 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 7713 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3795 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 909 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
LampLifesteal is a 1.8.9 server that add the twist of when you kill someone you gain a heart, and they lose a heart.
This version has Java, Cracked, and Eaglercraft support so ANYONE can join regardless if they own a copy of Minecraft or not.
The server has a great community and lots of features like an auction house, economy, shop, bounties, and much more.
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| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 8113 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 36 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 |
Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the Minecraft universe.
We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.
And get this, our PvP arena is a giant bowl of spaghetti where you fight to the death with meatballs as weapons.
Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a world where everything is upside down and pigs can talk.
Join now if you want to enter a dimension where reality is just a suggestion and insanity is the norm.
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 4823 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 521810 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 29 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Embark on quests to find the legendary Soap of Purity, battle against evil mobs who reek of fishy smells, and learn the ancient art of Vaginal Hygiene from our wise elders. Together, we can cleanse the world of smelly vaginas and restore peace and harmony to our beloved server.
So come on, don’t let your love life be ruined by stinky genitals any longer! Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the epic quest to save the world from the horrors of vaginal odor. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 750 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 22 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Void Armor Forged: | 18 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, like that time my wife ran off to an Airbnb and demanded a divorce because I wouldn’t move out of the house fast enough for her liking. Who needs that kind of negativity when you can be building epic castles and battling creepers instead?
Forget about commuting drama and guilt trips, on our server, the only thing you’ll be commuting to is the nearest village to trade with villagers for rare items. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds or griefing your builds.
So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs a wife when you have a diamond sword, am I right?
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 3301 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 80 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 11 | Magic Crystals Found: | 22 |
We have a community of players who love to fact-check and research everything, from the best mining techniques to the history of creepers. Our server is the perfect place to satisfy your curiosity and learn new things, all while dodging the wrath of your significant other.
So come join us and never feel guilty about googling again! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your wife forget all about your research habits.
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 3913 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 50 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the legendary players hang out. They have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds and they ride around on flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky form.
Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Enderman. I heard someone wished for a house made entirely of cake and it actually came true!
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs never stop. Just remember, always bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden carrots for good luck. Let’s do this, gamers! 🤪🎮🐷🔥
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 3807 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 4437 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Potions Brewed: | 41 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Star Shards Collected: | 299 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 |
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 4827 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 7506 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
