Minecraft SMP: “Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships need more crafting than cardio!”

alligator, Bear, bicycle, Bull, Cardio, Cats, Cheese, comedy, cookie, cornfield, couples, Crafting, Dinosaur, dont, eggs, Fish, foot, Frogs, funny, Golf, grape, gym, Happiness, humor, jokes, Laughter, Math, Minecraft, Ninjas, noodle, nose, oysters, Party, Penguin, Picture, planet, Puns, relationships, Scarecrow, Shoes, Skeletons, smp, snowman, Space, squirrel, teeth, tissue dance, tomato, towel, Vampire

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8074
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Love Letters Sent:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Emeralds Found:	1192	Dragon Eggs Found:	2192
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

New Minecraft Servers

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Ever heard of a creeper doing stand-up comedy? Well, on our server, anything is possible! From building a house made entirely of cheese to organizing a space party on the moon, the possibilities are endless.

Join us and become part of a community where skeletons tell jokes, bears wear vests, and penguins build igloos like pros. And who knows, you might even witness a ninja wearing sneakers while catching a squirrel in a tree!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and fun begin! Just remember, if you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you. See you in the game!

SkyFactory3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, Skyblock, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8611
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Alien Abductions:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sf3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ SkyFactory3 Modpack by FTB ░░░░░░ This modpack can be found on FTB and Curse launchers! ░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Server hosted in Datacenter on a Dedicated Server. > Online 24/7. > Protection and island creation with Grief Prevention system. > Economy – Auctions, Players Market and Server Shops. > Chance blocks. > Clans. > Crates and Rewards.

sf3.craftersland.net

Aspiria Mc

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	469
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

11 YEARS STRONG! Welcome to Aspiria — the best Survival server in the world! We create incredible Minecraft experiences unlike any other. Make friends and memories that will last. Every week, join us for unique events.* Survival No-Griefing server * Incredible Economy * Friendly and amazing community * Active discord server* Looking for new active staff – must meet requirementsJoin us now! IP: org.aspiriamc.com

org.AspiriaMc.com

Blurkit Network

KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5661
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

The Blurkit Netowk community was born with the purpose of entertaining you and making you spend pleasant moments enjoying our servers.Come and make an appointment with us, we have a Network in Spanish and only for Premium players. We will wait for you..

mc.blurkit.net

isoVerse

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7868
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

mc.isoVerse.net

mg network

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4826
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3182	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13

Best Minecraft survival server 24/7 + Java/Pe/Br The Indian server and community join our discord server for giveaways Because I giveaways at my discord join now my ingame and discord name AGAMxD!

fun.minecraft.pe:26259

BoxxyNetwork

FTB, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9360
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Star Shards Collected:	210

BoxxyNetwork Who and what are we?We are a fairly new and recent modded minecraft server network, we host several modded minecraft servers and offer everyone support to enjoy a full modded experience. We strive to have stable and fast servers so there is no lag and a chill atmosphere.If you want to have a fun and interesting modded minecraft experience, join one of our servers and jump on discord to say hello! You can find all our servers on the website or on discord!Hope to see you soon 😉

nohub.boxxynetwork.eu

Vexstria

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	563
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Mines Excavated:	3228
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Gods Slained:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Vexstria is a survival Minecraft server with economy, pvp, claiming, teams, skills, and a lot more! Join the discord to be updated on new and exciting features!We are a friendly and outgoing server with plenty to offer!

mc.vexstria.pro:25617

Dotarch MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6663
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	345	Dimension Hops:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	26

Hey there! Looking for a place to relax and make friends?Dotarch is a 1.20/1.20.1/1.20.2 Java Edition Minecraft server with a 3 year old world. We recently reopened after a year of downtime and would love to have you!Enjoy a diverse and welcoming community, active staff, and a featureset marked by continuous iteration towards betterment.Stick around for events in-game and on discord, including giveaways, build contests, and fun games to play together!See you there!

play.dotarch.co

X-Craft Reimagine

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9289
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Potions Brewed:	88	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Mines Excavated:	3965
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Divine Spears Created:	21	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

X-Craft Reimagine is a Malaysian Minecraft server that offers a classic gameplay experience. Join our Discord community to connect with fellow players, discuss the game, and stay updated on server events. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting your block-building journey, X-Craft Reimagine provides a friendly and immersive environment for everyone.

play.xcraft.my

Rising Dragon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2524
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Crops Grown:	8780
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	344	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Rising Dragon is a (greylisted) survival server. With some plugins like mcMMO, jobs(reborn), ChestShops, and NPCs with quests. We welcome anyone who likes to play in an anti-grief and friendly environment.The server is private owned with an open mindset towards feedback from you.Feel free to look around, and if you wish to build let us know so we can promote you for free. We got a discord that you can join, but that’s completely up to you.

risingdragon.icu

Worldbox SMP

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	497
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4221	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	209	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	352
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Ores Mined:	1075	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Welcome to Worldbox SMP – Your Ultimate Survival Odyssey! Embark on an unforgettable journey in the vast realms of Worldbox SMP, where survival meets community in the most captivating way. Connect with Us:Server IP: 45.45.237.26:25565 Discord: discord.gg/ct2tdKdkz6 Website: worldbox-smp.tebex.io Embark on your Worldbox SMP adventure today!

wbsmp.pitchfork.studio

DragonSoul

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	764
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Potions Brewed:	120	Ores Mined:	5287
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

A Custom gens, where you can let your imagination fly, inspired by survival and skyblock, with more than 100 new enchantments for all tools and armor.

mc.dragonsoul.biz

Bidoof Sanctuary

Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6521
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Void Gems Collected:	35	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30

Bidoof Sanctuary! [1.16.5] Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 – Server IP: BidoofSanctuary.mcserv.fun Are you tired of joining Pixelmon servers that promise to be non-pay-to-win, only to disappoint you? Look no further – Bidoof Sanctuary is the perfect server for you! Unlike other servers, we don’t offer paying ranks, with the exception of our Donator rank instead, we’ve developed our own custom /rankup plugin that rewards you for your dedication and playtime. At Bidoof Sanctuary, we believe in a pure gaming experience without crates or keys that hand out items. We embrace a semi vanilla-style gameplay, keeping everything fresh and fun. Join us today for an authentic and fair Pixelmon adventure!” Our In-Game Features include: Free Ranks: Enjoy a rank-up system based on playtime, not your wallet. Jobs: Earn as you play with our job system. Vote Rewards: Get rewarded for supporting the server with your votes. Custom Warps: Convenient teleportation to various locations. NPC Shops: Stock up on building blocks, held items, materials, and more. Safari: Explore and capture Pokémon in our custom-designed Safari. EV’s: Hone your Pokémon’s prowess with our EV training feature. BYG Biomes: Dive into the diverse world of BYG biomes. Gyms: Challenge yourself against formidable gym leaders to prove your skills. Clans: Unite with like-minded players to conquer new challenges together.

BidoofSanctuary.mcserv.fun

ASLANMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1616
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16

play.aslanmc.com

The Snow Den

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5908
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Void Gems Collected:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

mc.snowdensmp.com