Minecraft SMP: “Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships need more crafting than cardio!”

alligator, Bear, bicycle, Bull, Cardio, Cats, Cheese, comedy, cookie, cornfield, couples, Crafting, Dinosaur, dont, eggs, Fish, foot, Frogs, funny, Golf, grape, gym, Happiness, humor, jokes, Laughter, Math, Minecraft, Ninjas, noodle, nose, oysters, Party, Penguin, Picture, planet, Puns, relationships, Scarecrow, Shoes, Skeletons, smp, snowman, Space, squirrel, teeth, tissue dance, tomato, towel, Vampire

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1216
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as hilarious as these jokes? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Ever heard of a creeper doing stand-up comedy? Well, on our server, anything is possible! From building a house made entirely of cheese to organizing a space party on the moon, the possibilities are endless.

Join us and become part of a community where skeletons tell jokes, bears wear vests, and penguins build igloos like pros. And who knows, you might even witness a ninja wearing sneakers while catching a squirrel in a tree!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and fun begin! Just remember, if you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you. See you in the game!

isoVerse

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7260
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Magic Items Found:	3484
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Mines Excavated:	3555
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

mc.isoVerse.net

mg network

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6031
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Best Minecraft survival server 24/7 + Java/Pe/Br The Indian server and community join our discord server for giveaways Because I giveaways at my discord join now my ingame and discord name AGAMxD!

fun.minecraft.pe:26259

BoxxyNetwork

FTB, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1321
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

BoxxyNetwork Who and what are we?We are a fairly new and recent modded minecraft server network, we host several modded minecraft servers and offer everyone support to enjoy a full modded experience. We strive to have stable and fast servers so there is no lag and a chill atmosphere.If you want to have a fun and interesting modded minecraft experience, join one of our servers and jump on discord to say hello! You can find all our servers on the website or on discord!Hope to see you soon 😉

nohub.boxxynetwork.eu

Vexstria

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6211
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Vexstria is a survival Minecraft server with economy, pvp, claiming, teams, skills, and a lot more! Join the discord to be updated on new and exciting features!We are a friendly and outgoing server with plenty to offer!

mc.vexstria.pro:25617

Dotarch MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1395
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	434	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Hey there! Looking for a place to relax and make friends?Dotarch is a 1.20/1.20.1/1.20.2 Java Edition Minecraft server with a 3 year old world. We recently reopened after a year of downtime and would love to have you!Enjoy a diverse and welcoming community, active staff, and a featureset marked by continuous iteration towards betterment.Stick around for events in-game and on discord, including giveaways, build contests, and fun games to play together!See you there!

play.dotarch.co

X-Craft Reimagine

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1657
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36

X-Craft Reimagine is a Malaysian Minecraft server that offers a classic gameplay experience. Join our Discord community to connect with fellow players, discuss the game, and stay updated on server events. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting your block-building journey, X-Craft Reimagine provides a friendly and immersive environment for everyone.

play.xcraft.my

Rising Dragon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6704
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Emeralds Found:	6801	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Rising Dragon is a (greylisted) survival server. With some plugins like mcMMO, jobs(reborn), ChestShops, and NPCs with quests. We welcome anyone who likes to play in an anti-grief and friendly environment.The server is private owned with an open mindset towards feedback from you.Feel free to look around, and if you wish to build let us know so we can promote you for free. We got a discord that you can join, but that’s completely up to you.

risingdragon.icu

Worldbox SMP

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8368
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Potions Brewed:	37	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	123
Endless Night Skies:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

Welcome to Worldbox SMP – Your Ultimate Survival Odyssey! Embark on an unforgettable journey in the vast realms of Worldbox SMP, where survival meets community in the most captivating way. Connect with Us:Server IP: 45.45.237.26:25565 Discord: discord.gg/ct2tdKdkz6 Website: worldbox-smp.tebex.io Embark on your Worldbox SMP adventure today!

wbsmp.pitchfork.studio

DragonSoul

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1563
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Farms Harvested:	179
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	464678
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

A Custom gens, where you can let your imagination fly, inspired by survival and skyblock, with more than 100 new enchantments for all tools and armor.

mc.dragonsoul.biz

Bidoof Sanctuary

Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7420
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Buildings Constructed:	41
Magic Items Found:	2439	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4414	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Bidoof Sanctuary! [1.16.5] Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 – Server IP: BidoofSanctuary.mcserv.fun Are you tired of joining Pixelmon servers that promise to be non-pay-to-win, only to disappoint you? Look no further – Bidoof Sanctuary is the perfect server for you! Unlike other servers, we don’t offer paying ranks, with the exception of our Donator rank instead, we’ve developed our own custom /rankup plugin that rewards you for your dedication and playtime. At Bidoof Sanctuary, we believe in a pure gaming experience without crates or keys that hand out items. We embrace a semi vanilla-style gameplay, keeping everything fresh and fun. Join us today for an authentic and fair Pixelmon adventure!” Our In-Game Features include: Free Ranks: Enjoy a rank-up system based on playtime, not your wallet. Jobs: Earn as you play with our job system. Vote Rewards: Get rewarded for supporting the server with your votes. Custom Warps: Convenient teleportation to various locations. NPC Shops: Stock up on building blocks, held items, materials, and more. Safari: Explore and capture Pokémon in our custom-designed Safari. EV’s: Hone your Pokémon’s prowess with our EV training feature. BYG Biomes: Dive into the diverse world of BYG biomes. Gyms: Challenge yourself against formidable gym leaders to prove your skills. Clans: Unite with like-minded players to conquer new challenges together.

BidoofSanctuary.mcserv.fun

ASLANMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6104
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

play.aslanmc.com

The Snow Den

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9347
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	18
Meteorites Collected:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

mc.snowdensmp.com

SGC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5517
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4891
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

SGC Network 2.0 is a revival of SGCraft, opening soon. It will include gamemodes such as: – With Semi-Van – Survival (MMORPG) – PGM (PvP Game Modes) – Skyblock (Island Survival)

play.sgcnet.xyz

Detox

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7765
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Detox is a Minecraft economy server with custom plugins and features, cosmetics and an established player base. We have two servers focusing on different aspects of economy.OG: The original server focusing more on PVP and custom enchants with an economy. Features include an in-game shop, land claims and more.Peaceful: A pure economy server with land claims, baltop, PVE, keep inventory on and a GUI shop.Both servers feature player shops, where players can buy a small plot with in-game money and sell any in-game items they wish. Both servers also feature player warps where individual players can host a public farm or building that other players can enter and make us of.

play.detox.network:25575

Zenus Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	422
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Endless Night Skies:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

Zenus Network is a Minecraft server with economy, in smp mode and with the mcMMO plugin. Players can explore, build and trade to earn money and progress in the game. With a friendly and active community, it’s a great place for players looking for a social and interactive experience.

199.127.63.45:25756