Minecraft SMP: “Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships need more crafting than cardio!”

alligator, Bear, bicycle, Bull, Cardio, Cats, Cheese, comedy, cookie, cornfield, couples, Crafting, Dinosaur, dont, eggs, Fish, foot, Frogs, funny, Golf, grape, gym, Happiness, humor, jokes, Laughter, Math, Minecraft, Ninjas, noodle, nose, oysters, Party, Penguin, Picture, planet, Puns, relationships, Scarecrow, Shoes, Skeletons, smp, snowman, Space, squirrel, teeth, tissue dance, tomato, towel, Vampire

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2539
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as hilarious as these jokes? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Ever heard of a creeper doing stand-up comedy? Well, on our server, anything is possible! From building a house made entirely of cheese to organizing a space party on the moon, the possibilities are endless.

Join us and become part of a community where skeletons tell jokes, bears wear vests, and penguins build igloos like pros. And who knows, you might even witness a ninja wearing sneakers while catching a squirrel in a tree!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and fun begin! Just remember, if you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you. See you in the game!

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7764
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Alien Abductions:	4
Emeralds Found:	4672	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

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CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9850
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Animals Bred:	170	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

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Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	800
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2616	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Chimeras Created:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

mcs.projecteden.gg

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8231
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Star Shards Collected:	288
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Towns Built:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

piponmc.pro:25505

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4261
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2

server.ardania.de

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	182
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	211	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

lifestealing.com

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2319
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

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PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1413
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Farms Harvested:	189	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

mc.pokemasters.es

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1683
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	1641
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

stonecrest.xyz

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8556
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Star Shards Collected:	54	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

play.afcraft.net

VisualPvP

PvP

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5110
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

visualpvp.com

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1650
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	389
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Animals Bred:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

megamc.happyforever.com

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3041
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

mc.kriptonpvp.com

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7760
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	805	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

mc.shadowkingdom.org

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2718
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	39

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

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