Minecraft SMP: “Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships need more crafting than cardio!”

alligator, Bear, bicycle, Bull, Cardio, Cats, Cheese, comedy, cookie, cornfield, couples, Crafting, Dinosaur, dont, eggs, Fish, foot, Frogs, funny, Golf, grape, gym, Happiness, humor, jokes, Laughter, Math, Minecraft, Ninjas, noodle, nose, oysters, Party, Penguin, Picture, planet, Puns, relationships, Scarecrow, Shoes, Skeletons, smp, snowman, Space, squirrel, teeth, tissue dance, tomato, towel, Vampire

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6163
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Animals Bred:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Ores Mined:	747	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Buildings Constructed:	20	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as hilarious as these jokes? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Ever heard of a creeper doing stand-up comedy? Well, on our server, anything is possible! From building a house made entirely of cheese to organizing a space party on the moon, the possibilities are endless.

Join us and become part of a community where skeletons tell jokes, bears wear vests, and penguins build igloos like pros. And who knows, you might even witness a ninja wearing sneakers while catching a squirrel in a tree!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and fun begin! Just remember, if you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you. See you in the game!

MC Ages

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3481
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	2

play.mc-ages.com

SourPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6966
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	9

SourPvP is back!!! Join us today and lets make history…Enjoy in Survival and Factions with welcoming community

play.sourpvp.net

BlocksMC

PvP, Skywars

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7548
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Votes:	8207
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Divine Spears Created:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

BlocksMc is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including PVP, SkyPvP, RedstonePVP, Creative, SurvivalGames, BedWars, SkyWars, EggWars, WoolWars, LuckyBlockWars, SkyGiants, MurderMystery, HideAndSeek, TntTag, 1VS1, TheBridge, PartyPvP, UHCRun, BuildBattle, BlockParty, Gravity, SuperJump, Splegg, QuakeCraft, and more. Our server runs 24/7 and supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing you to play at any time. Join us today and enjoy the unique gameplay experience that BlocksMc has to offer!

blocksmc.com

HyshSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	230
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

hyshsmp.net:50005

ComuGamers

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	128
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	38
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

mc.comugamers.com

PirateCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3005
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Farms Harvested:	857	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	New Chunks Explored:	872161
Dragon Eggs Found:	5141	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

mc.piratemc.com

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4654
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2700
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ores Mined:	8234	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

play.dynastymc.org

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2030
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

spela.mucraft.se

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6548
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

mc.playtheatria.com

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5861
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Crops Grown:	3866
Secret Passages Found:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Magic Items Found:	2600	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Dragons Tamed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Ores Mined:	7520	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Survivalmp.ga

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6592
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Emeralds Found:	2900
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	190
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Buildings Constructed:	21
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	820
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

ms.mcaim.com

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7692
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	204	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dimension Hops:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

mcs.mythichaven.net

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4389
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Star Shards Collected:	280	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

play.oc.tc

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3097
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2574
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

play.lunarsurvival.xyz