Minecraft SMP: “Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships need more crafting than cardio!”

alligator, Bear, bicycle, Bull, Cardio, Cats, Cheese, comedy, cookie, cornfield, couples, Crafting, Dinosaur, dont, eggs, Fish, foot, Frogs, funny, Golf, grape, gym, Happiness, humor, jokes, Laughter, Math, Minecraft, Ninjas, noodle, nose, oysters, Party, Penguin, Picture, planet, Puns, relationships, Scarecrow, Shoes, Skeletons, smp, snowman, Space, squirrel, teeth, tissue dance, tomato, towel, Vampire

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	342
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Void Armor Forged:	19
Holy Grails Found:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as hilarious as these jokes? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Ever heard of a creeper doing stand-up comedy? Well, on our server, anything is possible! From building a house made entirely of cheese to organizing a space party on the moon, the possibilities are endless.

Join us and become part of a community where skeletons tell jokes, bears wear vests, and penguins build igloos like pros. And who knows, you might even witness a ninja wearing sneakers while catching a squirrel in a tree!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and fun begin! Just remember, if you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you. See you in the game!

PokeMC Pixelmon 4.2.7

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3454
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Kanto 1.8.9 is here! PokeMC Home Page: http://pokemc.com/ Server IP: latest.pokemc.com

We welcome all of you to join our 1.8.9 Kanto server!

How to join: http://pokem.com/download

We hope you enjoy your stay with us! If you have any comments or suggestions, please post on our forum! http://pokemc.com/forum

Current Events: http://www.pokemc.com/events Guides: http://www.pokemc.com/forum/m/18026856/viewforum/3443853 Donate: http://www.pokemc.com/store Free Rank: http://www.pokemc.com/freerank

play.pokemc.com

VulcanMC Prison

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7933
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Votes:	9605	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20

VulcanMC Prison

prison.vulcanmc.net

BeastCraft Skyblock

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5818
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Votes:	4701	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Star Shards Collected:	240	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Crops Grown:	9754	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

BeastCraft Skyblock Features..

– Islands with Monster Spawners! – Dragon Boss Battle! – Island Challenges – Island Parties – User friendly GUI’s (less commands more fun!) – Custom Plugins – YouTuber/Streamer supported – Friendly Welcoming Community

mc.BeastCraft.net

Yoshi6601

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	652
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80

This is a server owned by Yoshi6601! You can play our mini-games or just BUILD, BUILD, BUILD! And have fun!

85.236.100.118:26265

Milky Way Craft

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	914
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Void Armor Forged:	28	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Animals Bred:	173
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	761

Are you tired of having multiple Minecraft servers on your Minecraft server list? (yes!)

Tired of switching servers with your friends to play something different? (yes!)

LOOK NO FURTHER!!!!! (really?!? FINALLY!!!)

Milky Way Craft is a brand NEW Minecraft server with Multiworlds. It will be the only server you’ll need to go to for all your Minecraft needs. Designed to be fun and great way to meet other Minecrafters!

If you plan on joining our server, try us out for a full day! Not 5 minutes!!! 😀

milkywaycraft.net

Brocraft

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5697
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

This server is bukkit. It has around 10 mini games, including sky block, sky wars, paintball, and HG. it has 200 slots. Prizes may be included for people who come on. and staff is 1.sbz37 2. Kevin Bjr 3.sirslayer3825 4. bobjefire098 5.Uncle_ketchup

198.154.105.250

KeepONCrafting – Vanilla with sprinkles

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1853
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Enchantments Applied:	189
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Crops Grown:	7439
Alien Abductions:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Server is 1.11, Has towny and chest shops

KeepONCrafting is a vanilla based community. We strive to keep the vanilla feel of Minecraft on the server. Plugins wise the server is pretty simple, mostly we only have plugins that are used for protection from griefers and hackers.

Please sign up on our website if you wish to join, KeepONCrafting.com Also check out our YouTube! YouTube – ChrisTheKing

There is NO PVP, it is turned off!

We have GriefPrevention and CoreProtect to ensure whatever you build is safe!

192.99.149.167:25757

SlyCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5135
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Buildings Constructed:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Ip= mc.hydrapvp.com

An Awsome Server With Amaxing Kits! NO LAG!! And 64 Player Slots!! -Mini Games -Factions -Dome PvP -Plots -Ranks -Kits -3770k Running at 4.5Ghz – 12 Gb of RAM

mc.hydrapvp.com

ChargedMinecraft

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2071
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Divine Spears Created:	22
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

This is a normal fun2play server, we got pvp, factions and minigames!

Mc.ChargedMinecraft.Com:25569

a1craft.com

Creative, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1580
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Hi, We have the following servers on our network. Creative , Prison , Avatar Bending SkyBlock, SkyGrid, SkyWars KitPVP, Duels, MiniGames Factions, Towny, Vanilla

Friendly staff and great community..

a1craft.com

Akardoo

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3060
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Void Gems Collected:	31	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	330	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

– What plugins do you have? *We currently have 49 Plugins (which are very few) and we basically consist of Jobs, Iconomy, ChestShops, Multi Verse (Multimundos), plotme, Disguise (For VIPs and admins), factions, Mob arena and mob captcher. -What benefits do I get when I donate? * akardoo.buycraft.com -Page the forum? * foro.akardoo.com – Server location * Roboiux France (US) IP’s: mc.akardoo.com (The main one I recorded on) Hg1.akardoo.com Hg2.akardoo.com

mc.akardoo.com

XOKingdoms

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5746
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Crops Grown:	2331
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	8928
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Medieval RPG * Survival * Creative * PVP * Mini Games * IP: play.xokingdoms.com

Come join our fun and award-winning Community to embark on a journey of untold riches and power (or you can just play to survive in the wilderness)! You must start your new life in these medieval lands and choose to either live in a Kingdom and rank up to Glory, or live the Freeman Life on your own as a Mercenary or Outlaw! We are known for our EQUAL girl to boy player ratio. Deposit your money into our famous World Bank and watch your Savings Account grow! Monthly contests and wars! Get both in-game and REAL LIFE prizes!

There are two Kingdoms in the land from which to choose that occasionally battle each other in a War to claim new land and prizes. You may stay behind and help your Kingdom progress, or join the King’s Army and help win fortune!

If you pledge your loyalty to a King, you can work your way up the ranks to someday be a Knight – or even become a Lord who rules over other players! If not… Just live on your own or with friends!

What side will you choose?

play.xokingdoms.com

Papocraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2788
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Endless Night Skies:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Papocraft, minecraft survival server community. Place where you can live the Minecraft multiplayer experience in a survival state.

Find out everything in our discord. https://discord.gg/FbQSqu9

papocraft.com

Matrix Vanilla Server

Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6678
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	New Chunks Explored:	355489
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Matrix is a Pure Vanilla Server, We are about getting back to the roots of what Vanilla is meant to be, so don’t come expecting any of those /sethome /home /tpa etc as even though they’re available in Vanilla, we feel it takes away from how Vanilla was intended.

The map is restricted in size of building space to 50k in every direction, with space past that allotted for Custom trade Villagers, Games and much much more.

All of the fancy little tricks and commands we do have are all run via command blocks and have been thoroughly tested to work optimally in 1.15

revenant.aushost.gg:26280

MilfsMakers

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5837
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Welcome To MilfsMakers,

This is a English Pvp Survival server with minigames, Just have fun Follow the rules and be the man on the Pvp line.

i see you soon on the Pvp line

Goodluck

188.165.220.130:25605