Minecraft SMP: “Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships need more crafting than cardio!”

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8262
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9043
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as hilarious as these jokes? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Ever heard of a creeper doing stand-up comedy? Well, on our server, anything is possible! From building a house made entirely of cheese to organizing a space party on the moon, the possibilities are endless.

Join us and become part of a community where skeletons tell jokes, bears wear vests, and penguins build igloos like pros. And who knows, you might even witness a ninja wearing sneakers while catching a squirrel in a tree!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and fun begin! Just remember, if you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you. See you in the game!

DroughtnutCraft

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6633
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Here we have a Vote point Shop, factions and Mcmmo! Perhaps you want to tame a mob? We use PetCreeper as well!

For us, we believe more power to the player. Meaning we have custom recipes that give you a variety of things! Want to make some spawn eggs? Perhaps a set of pre-enchanted weapons? You can do that too!

Looking forward to seeing you soon! -DroughtnutCraft Staff

play.droughtnutcraft.com

MiMinecraft.com

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6737
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	236
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Emeralds Found:	8584
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

We were a private community that has just recently went public!

miminecraft.com

Ingenious Gaming

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	905
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	4122
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

OUR MISSION: Here at Ingenious Gaming we are working hard to give you the best Minecraft experience possible. With top of the line hardware to give you a lag-free experience. For the past 2 years we have hosted many Garry’s Mod Servers, and are finally ready to take foot into Minecraft hosting.

SERVER IP’S AND LINKS:

Minecraft [PVP/Survival]: ingeniousgaming.org

Mumble Server: ingeniousgaming.mumble.com:3493

Community Website: ingeniousgaming.org

ingeniousgaming.org

UKCraft

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2717
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

198.24.171.34

MineCarts

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9084
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

MineCarts.nl is an Creative and PvP server We offer different sizes of plots and also some mini games.

mc.minecarts.nl

CrypticCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2168
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3576	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Hello!

We are a server that has a focus on Survival/PvE. We are open 24/7 and are not whitelisted. Our staff are friendly and skilled and the community we have are awesome! We try to install plugins to make the experience as fun as possible, while still considering whether those plugins will slow the server down.

crypticcraft.eu

SVmineFB

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9846
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Enchantments Applied:	220
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	20
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

====SVmineFB==== Welcome to the Survival & Freebuild server We offer: – Nice atmosphere – Lots of events and other fun – Every 2 weeks you can win various games!!! – Comprehensive and helpful Administration Adres IP: s122.csrv.pl:35186 Status: Online 24/7 Minecraft version: 1.5.2 We cordially invite you, join us!

s122.csrv.pl:35186

Supermine

PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4914
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

IP: PLAY.SUPERMINE.SE WWW.SUPERMINE.SE WWW.FACEBOOK.COM/MCSUPERMINE – Towny – Build a town or join a town that already exists – Good Admins and Mods – Events – Good plugins to make the server nice and good – No team – Jobs

play.supermine.se

Legacy Craft

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2701
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Crops Grown:	7532	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to Legacy Craft where your Minecraft adventure begin. This server is a Survival server. This server has Factions, PVP, and Mcmmo. We also have economy with a rank system. We also allow griefing on the server. This server is a 24/7 server with no Lag. This is a new server. There is great Admins that can help you if need so. Let your Adventure begin and become Legendary. JOIN NOW: 198.143.140.75

198.143.140.75

Minecraft Finite

Factions, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3382
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	2424
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Minecraft finite is designed to be a server hub with diffrent options to choose from:

Options: – PVP Style with Factions Survival , – NO POWERLOSS – You keep your base, however chests are accessable by all players. – PVP Arena – Contains: PRO-Style-PVP, CTF, Skyblockwarz , 3 Kit Arena’s, Spleef Arena, Parkour Race PVP, PitFrenzy PVP – Fun Games – Toxic Survival map, Dsweny Parkour, Parkour – Creative Plots

You make money playing and winning games, playtime over all , or selling stuff to the shop in factions.

It sems to be my hobby to build and create new mini-games so this list is always increasing, stop back every now and then to see what is new!!

minecraftfinite.net

The Citadel

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1643
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	462	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

The Citadel

mc.thecitadel.us

KillarCraft

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7925
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

We are having problems with server but we will fix them.

69.175.45.154

TaylorCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9523
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9678	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

TaylorCraft is a network of dedicated Minecraft servers; creative, survival, factions and kitPvP. With a fantastic staff team which will aid your travels throughout the servers and assist with any issues you witness occurring. Each of our servers have endless possibilities for things that can be done and have strong, thriving economies and a strong community.

Survival survival.taylorcraft.net

Creative creative.taylorcraft.net

Factions factions.taylorcraft.net

KitPvP pvp.taylorcraft.net

Main IP mc.taylorcraft.net Website www.taylorcraft.net

mc.taylorcraft.net

NewKingdom

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	781
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Animals Bred:	81	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Alien Abductions:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Potions Brewed:	83	Magic Items Found:	2372
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12

Pvp factions Skylands for wilderness Server is almost never down COSTOM AIRSHIPS TO FLY nice administrators Creative world (coming soon) Cool cities Shops RAIDING AND GREIFING IS ALLOWED

192.227.136.35:25665

Legends Of Akkuria

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5822
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Welcome to the Legends of Akkuria!

Over 4k blocks of a custom terraformed, circular map, made by me, for you. We built a map along with everything in it and designed it to be like world of warcraft, or skyrim, or even legend of zelda. There are many RPG aspects put into this, bosses, /mount, /backpack, Rpgitems (wands spells, staffs, swords, armours). This is a no break, no build server, considering we built the entire map. You shouldn’t worry about building, just stay a night in an inn, kill a zombie for money to eat for the night. Live life carefree, after all, you have no place to live.

Have fun!

Plugins installed on server: Mcmmo, EpicBoss, Factions, Essentials, Moneydrop, Rpgitems, Chestshop

198.154.120.2