Minecraft SMP: “Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships need more crafting than cardio!”

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4675
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Potions Brewed:	29
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Secret Passages Found:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Mythical Quests Completed:	43

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as hilarious as these jokes? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Ever heard of a creeper doing stand-up comedy? Well, on our server, anything is possible! From building a house made entirely of cheese to organizing a space party on the moon, the possibilities are endless.

Join us and become part of a community where skeletons tell jokes, bears wear vests, and penguins build igloos like pros. And who knows, you might even witness a ninja wearing sneakers while catching a squirrel in a tree!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and fun begin! Just remember, if you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you. See you in the game!

Addictive

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5420
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Addictive with an economy system, auctions, fragments, daily events, bank accounts, special islands and many more, come live an addictive adventure!https://viciante.com.br/forum https://discord.viciante.com.br/

ms.viciante.com.br

AstridCloud

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4783
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Zombie Dances:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Farms Harvested:	789
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

AstridCloud proudly announces the recent implementation of Minecraft version 1.20.1, ushering in a new era of exhilarating gameplay.Our meticulously curated survival server thrives on constant innovation, consistently delivering cutting-edge updates. Immerse yourself in a world of limitless possibilities, where you can not only survive but flourish, fueled by the allure of custom cosmetics that allow you to craft a truly unique player identity.Experience grandeur like never before with our epic events, meticulously designed to challenge and thrill players of all backgrounds.Additionally, our thriving community is brought together through our highly active Discord server, offering a dynamic platform for engaging discussions, collaborations, and camaraderie. Join the AstridCloud universe today at discord.astridcloud.xyz and embark on a journey that transcends the ordinary.

play.astridcloud.xyz

Venturedmc

Economy, Factions, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6503
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Who are we? VenturedMC is a brand new network that strives to perfection!What do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VenturedMC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.venturedmc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.Venturedmc.org

Mythgarde

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9501
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Welcome to Mythgarde: The Guard of LegendsEnter Mythgarde, an enchanted city where ancient magic and legends intertwine their destinies. In the Bazaar of Forgotten Essences, alchemists distill the lost knowledge of deities, creating elixirs that awaken the hidden potential of adventurers.Explore streets illuminated by Runes, the currency that represents the ancient pact between the gods and the inhabitants of Mythgarde. Forge your path in the Ancient Forges Smithy, challenge in the Colosseum of Shadows, and trade in the Market of Wonders.But be careful, intrepid traveler, because forgotten essences attract shadows of the past. On this unique server, your destiny becomes intertwined with the legends themselves. Join us at Mythgarde and forge your own story in The Guard of Legends!

mythgarde.live

Sky Servers Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4227
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7646	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Void Armor Forged:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

WELCOME to SKY SERVERS SURVIVAL Established in 2012, Sky Servers is an Australian Survival Server. Hosted in Melbourne on our own dedicated server we offer a unique survival experience for all ages! We have a fantastic community of people from all over the world who help make SS amazing. The server is EULA compliant meaning no pay 2 win perks! Get started on Sky Servers Survival! Website: www.skyservers.net IP: sky-mc.net

sky-mc.net

Thanks Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5122
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Ores Mined:	5140
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

50+ Custom Enchants Lucky Blocks Custom Auto-Miner Custom Pet System Custom Gang System Custom Achievement System Custom Fishing System Custom Rank-up System Custom Bot Infinite Ranks Custom Shop Custom Stats Menu Anti-Cheat

DankPrison.com

Silvermons

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1488
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win community-driven Pixelmon Reforged server for both casual and competitive players. The server has a unique gameplay experience with our custom level cap and rank progression system intertwined with the main progression content of the server. Brace yourself for challenges that include our exclusive custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server offers a diverse array of content tailored to players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!• Server IP: play.silvermons.com • We are running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5 • Modpack: The Pixelmon Modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

play.silvermons.com

Ascendant Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3751
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

AscendantSurvival.com

Cherry Survival

Economy, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8523
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Buildings Constructed:	42
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

[1.19 Survival] [Survival Multiplayer] [Just Released] Cherry Survival is the perfect survival server to meet new friends, create your own warps, relax, and hang out! We have a friendly community with tons of quality-of-life features that you will you will be sure to enjoy!

ms.cherrysurvival.com

MineRefuge

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	661
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

MineRefuge is the #1 Survival and OneBlock server out there!Join our Earth Survival servers where the map is a 1:500 exact replica of our majestic planet, Earth! All continents have been set, teleport to the one you desire to live in by typing /continentsOr, join our OneBlock server where you start off on your 1 block island that once you break it, regenerates as another random block, expand your island and build what you want!

game.minerefuge.com

The future

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8331
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3

Brazilian Minecraft Server.Survival server with mining, clans, economy, events, McMMO, etc.Visit our official store at https://futgo.me/loja and our Official Discord at https://futgo.me/discord

jogar.futurium.com.br

EnchantedMC

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4816
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

We are an innovative Minecraft Network, we strive to make the best possible and most optimized gameplay experience for our community. We have many gamemodes you may enjoy such as Skyblock, Prison and Gens. You can join today to see what we have to offer.

play.enchantedmc.net

Survivify

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3887
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Void Gems Collected:	29	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Welcome to Survivify, a 1.20+ Survival Server!Publicly Released in June 2023!We focus on our simplistic gameplay and amazing community join today to experience Survivify!Store: shop.survivify.org Discord: discord.survivify.org IP: mc.survivfy.org Bedrock IP: br.survivfy.org Port: 19132

mc.survivify.org

WilderCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5169
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	8

New 1.20 world reset, 10k map, join for a fresh start! We’re the most friendly survival Minecraft server online!Reasons to play on WilderCraft: > Helpful and active staff > Balanced survival gameplay > Player shops: see why players love our vanilla-style shop system > EndRush: win elytra in your own new End world > Match5: a two-player puzzle game with prizes > WilderTools: earn carefully balanced custom tools > No lag: owner/developer diligently optimizes the server > World expansion with new content updates regularlyCome see why players love WilderCraft after 7 years online!

play.wildercraft.net

BeeMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3415
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Void Armor Forged:	25
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

BeeMC is a cross-platform Minecraft server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Honey Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join BeeMC today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: beemc.org Bedrock Port: 19132

beemc.org